Poll: Is There Really More Bounce Per Ounce?

In your vast and esteemed experience, Dopers, have you found that there is, indeed, more bounce per ounce? How about cushion- is there really more cushion for the pushin’- separate poll? Please, please, I must know!

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Call me an optimist, but there is way more bounce per ounce. You gotta aim high!

They sell some oversize superballs-is that what you’re insinuating? Always wanted to toss one of those suckers off like the Empire State Building.

I didn’t vote because I always prefer the quality of the cut as opposed to weight on the hoof regardless of price. Even Lewis picked Betty over every single one of the Omega Mu’s as a last ditch gambit. You also have to look at degree here. Even great sex isn’t worth it if you end up in the back of an ambulance with a hip, spinal, or neck injury. The reverse is a concern too though. Someone with anorexia could potentially leave no evidence behind except a pile of dust and a few bone fragments if things get too rough even for a second. Like most machinery, there are safety concerns and things work best when you as an operator comply within the safe tolerance limits.

Good point. :stuck_out_tongue:

Just like everything else, there’s a happy medium. To be mathematic about it: the relationship is not linear, but more of an upside down parabola or normal curve. At first there’s a lot more bounce per ounce, Then it gets less, but it’s still a positive correlation. But then it maxes out and it starts decreasing.

At least, if I understand what you are talking about. I’ve only heard the latter expression, not the former.

What, no option for “I have *no idea *what you’re talking about”? because that’d get my vote. Googling it indicates it’s either an old Pepsi slogan or a song by a band I’ve never heard of - Zapp.

She’s talking about… I believe the scientific term is “badunk-a-dunk”.

I hate to say (type) it but if a Woman is 5’ and 100 pounds you simply would not believe what she can get away with in my world.

Unclviny
“The closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat”

Your bounce to the ounce
Makes us wanna pounce.

Video unrelated to the song.

She’s talking about what’s the best kind of ride.

Let’s just say that it’s the one thing that causes me to shudder and regret.

Well, the question certainly causes one* to stop and think. Certainly the skills of individuals vary considerably within any cohort you care to define, but surely we can find statistical patterns? Even that would be difficult, as any evaluation of said skill is inherently a qualitative measurement. Alas, I fear we must leave such decisions up to individuals. Some may think that a deeper cushion means sweeter pushin’, while others may prefer to grind bone against bone (as it were), and still others enjoy Mister Happy’s Medium**. And of course, while most will take any port in a storm, some will take any port in any weather.

In any case, I fear an objective answer to the OP in impossible (at least, without the federal grant money I’ve been trying to get for a few years now, with no success) so I couldn’t answer your poll.

*At least, as long as the one in question is identical to myself in every way.
**Is that a bit of a reach, or is it just me?

Fat chicks are like a moped. They are fun to ride but you don’t want your friends to see you on one.

In the game of life, I play the hand I’m dealt
(I’ve been dealt a variety of hands [all good] but not all, so I didn’t vote.)
I’m open to more playing more hands and more varieties :smiley:

35 kilo and I could pick her up on my tongue! Happy days!

I’m familiar with that term, but I still have no idea how that fits in with the poll. Is the poll asking if big butts have more cushion/bounce? I’d say that’s pretty easy to guess on scientific information alone…
To me, the poll feels like someone learned a new phrase and wants to let us know. :: confused ::

It’s an old, old phrase, and a silly poll. Move along if you don’t get it- there’s nothing to see here.

I -thought- the OP was talking about dryer sheets but I may be wrong.

So, the poll is about anal sex, right?