Poll Questions We'd Like To See

Here’s one:

Imagine you’re on a normal commercial airline flight when the jet encounters very strong turbulence; even the flight attendants are buckled down texting their love to their mothers. At that moment:

Do you care who the pilots voted for in the last election?

I figure the honest result to that poll question would come out to be “Slightly less than 0% would care” but the actual result would be maybe 40% who said they care even as they’re bouncing off the ceiling.

What other questions would “We Like To See” in the Mad Magazine sense, I spose.

Feel free to offer your estimate of the poll results for the last question. For example you could say in your opinion the results of my poll question would be 95% said no, they would not care about the flight crew’s politics.