Poll: What constitutes being a member of the Mile-High Club?

My friend and I are having an argument. I say oral sex is enough to make you a member. She says in order to be a member, you have to have intercourse.

Who’s right?

Hey—I wanted this to be a poll ----how do I use that function? I thought it would ask me after I hit “submit thread.”

Moderators? Help a girl out?

Um, this is a poll. I don’t know what you were expecting.

I say full fledged intercourse.

Intercourse only Dolores!

Full Penatration messy intercourse of course!

Ok, out there, along with your opinion… Who’s a memeber???

There are no polls other than what you yourself enter in the post. The poll fucntion itself is turned off, I believe.

thanks dantheman—I just went to ATMB and found that out…

What’s your vote?

Intercourse.

Mile high club member here - on a flight from Washington DC to Puerto Rico.

Blowjobs are too easy…gotta do the full deed.

Miami to Charlotte, 1983, and again, 1996, Charlotte to Orlando.

You know, we had a constitutional crisis about this just recently, except it was a small room of the Oval Office.

According to Ken Starr: Yes, according to the Paula Jones trial judge, no.

Proud member since 1980.

And ya have to go all the way, baby.

Why the Mile High club? Most airplanes cruise at four or five or six miles above sea level. And, with the term “mile high”, would having sex in Denver or Albuquerque qualify you? After all, both cities are a mile above sea level.

If I jerk off while watching “Airport '77” does that count?

I definitely think that should count Revtim!

:slight_smile:

Has to be full intercourse.

I had always heard that one of the involved parties had to be flying the airplane, but I guess that rule is limited to the pilot community. Never heard it anywhere else.

“Yeah baby, whose yer pilot in command? I am!”

Is it cheating if you hire a private plane solely for the purpose?

Using my 2000th post for this. Sheesh.

Probably intercourse.

Just out of interest, how easy is it to actually do the deed? The airline toilets I’ve been in are probably too cramped for anyone to enjoy the sex properly.

Mine? I vote for both! Thanks, Dolores! When we flying?

I object to insistence upon intercourse as a prerequisite for membership into this club, as it is discriminatory to homosexuals.

How so? Homosexuals can have intercourse, too. Merriam-Webster says so.