Poll: What's under your bed

Like a few others, my bed sits on the floor. Well, my mattress sits on a box spring, and the box spring is on the floor. I took the frame away in April when I traded in my bookcase headboard for a pair of 3-shelf ladder bookcases, and I really like it like this. In fact, whenever I’m finally able to afford a new bed I think I might just get one of those extra-high box springs and keep the whole shebang on the floor. :slight_smile: I still have the frame in the basement: I was hanging on to it in case I changed my mind, and I might just keep it for a while longer. How hard is it to find just a frame?

When my bed was on a frame I used to vacuum under it regularly. Sometimes just to piss off the cat. :wink:

Nah: liberty3701 beat you to it. :smiley:

BLAST! :mad:

Does not compute.

Me, too. I have a waterbed that sits flush.

Fush! Hee hee!

Only dust, as far as know.

Monsters of course.
Sheesh, am I the only one?

An empty squished box my electric piano came in.

2 busted speakers.

An empty coke bottle.

2 busted power supplies.

A busted super nintendo.

Some old comics.

1 15lb weight.

half of a pair of pliers.

a drop cord that needs splicing.

Think that’s it.

The extra leaf for the dining table, and like so many others, cat hair.

tissues
books
magazines
socks
underwear
a shoe or two
cat & dog hair
possibly a cat

Feh. I used to work with a woman who cleaned under her refrigerator WEEKLY! And she made the bed before she peed every morning. I’d be afraid of a house like that. I have no idea what makes some folks tick.

That’s because you’ve probably never had the fun of watching what a vacumn cleaner does to a cat’s attitude.

Cat - sleeping peacefully on or under the unmade bed. Dreaming contented cat dreams of mice, and bottomless bowls of kibble.

Vacumn starts. Cat goes from Zero to 120 in milliseconds. Wide awake, back arched, tail in full puffed up mode. Eyes solid black. First backing away, then in full run, in that “close to the ground” scamper they do, until they round the corner and exit the room by a path that takes them as far from the vacumn as possible.

The funny part is that they go hide in another room, and THAT room is inevitably the very next room to be vacumned.

a briefcase full of old professional evaluations
slippers
a few books
a dead hooker

Several drawers full of clothes, papers, books, and anything else that will fit.

My beloved pool cue (it has an image of a black panther with bright green eyes curled around it).

A first aid kit.

A blanket for my Pekingese, Delilah, to lie on. She loves it under there. I have a dust ruffle on my bed and I think it makes her feel safe.

the more I think about (and the more I read here), my next bed a platform bed, or one with built in drawers, so nothing but what is intended gets under it

A lot of dust. And a box full of sex toys. Actually, a Tupperware container full of sex toys. Because of the dust, you see.

Empty luggage bags.

Unused linens in their original packaging.

Sometimes my cat.

Probably cat hork.

Next to my bed on the floor, is a Spanish-English dictionary and a bunch of cables.

[OCD]Vacuum[/OCD].

Alex, I’ll take words I chronically misspell for $200…

:smack:

Oh yeah! All I have to do is touch ours and everyone scatters! It’s beautiful!!

What’s under my bed? Dust, maybe an old worn-out shoe or two. Hopefully, nothing more than that. Sorry, I’m not getting down to take a look today.