Poll: What's under your bed

Wood that my husband is drying. It’s been there long enough to be fully dried; I’d like it gone so I can have a place to lose socks and old kleenex again.

a camping mattress, telephone, and a couple magazines

One headboard that I can’t part with (my easily offended sister gave it to us.) Three beer cans, empty. A 15" lcd monitor. One dildo (long story.) Three comic books, one Hot Rod magazine. Two bowls (now in the dishwasher) My morals, hopes, and dreams…now gone.

Peace - DESK