Poll: Women, does it hang loose or stay closed in?

First of all, feel free NOT to participate in this thread. I mean talk about TMI.

If you’ve encountered alot of nude women or watched alot of porn, you know that women’s vaginas come in varieties. Sizes vary, as do color, hairiness, etc. But I think that you can break them down into 2 distinct categories: 1) Labia that that hang down and loose, almost having a butterfly or rose petal shape and 2) Labia that are just a slit with everything else remaining internal.

Of course, we’re talking about them in their natural, walking around state. Obviously, their appearances can change with manipulation.

So, what do you have? BTW, if I’m asking too much, please ignore me. It’s just that many men seem to volunteer alot of information about their penises in “penis polls”. I just figured that it’s about time for a “pudenda poll”.

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OK so yeah this is TMI, but…

the more aroused I am the more circulation occurs and um… swollen I get, (and less looking like rose petals). Is this what you’re talking about? It’s probably not all that different from a guy getting an erection.

TIght like a bivalve, then with gentle than harder caresses it blooms nocturnally like a star fruit.

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Maybe I wasn’t clear. I’m not talking about any state of sexual arousal. Just in the normal state, some women have labia that hang away, and kind of droop. Others (and I find that this is more common) really just look like a line, with nothing showing through. D’ya understand?

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a) my vagina doesn’t walk around. It’s on restriciton, and must stay attached to my body.

b) it’s closed up baby, like a tightlipped spy.

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Prehensile pudenda?

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By the way, I think the droopy floppy labia are mostly seen in porn and it’s not too hard to figure that one can be stretched out by continual hammering by a variety of sized peni.

Jenna Jameson, I believe had her labia REDUCED so they wouldn’t be so floppy because she’d done so many guys that eventually it was like throwin’ a hotdog down a hallway.

J

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Nine of these :eek: out of only 14 posts. Would this be some sort of record?

Oh, and here’s number 10.

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Hey, what’s with the :eek: b—j-- face?
We’re talking about labia. That smiley should be more like :stuck_out_tongue:

You know, I can pick up a quarter off the floor with my . . .

toes.

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Silly me, thinking just the other day that we’d seen all possible TMI threads…

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Silly me, thinking just the other day that we’d seen all possible TMI threads…

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