Poll

[Hostile_Dialect]

1. Coke
2. Hillary
3. LA
4. Paris
5. Marx
6. Huh?
7. PC
8. No
9. Hank
10. Blue and Black
11. Elton John
12. Hendrix
13. Heinz
14. Huh?
15. Dunno
16. Atlanta
17. Birthday
18. Cat
19. Butts

Bonus: 1

[wonky]

1. Coke or Pepsi–Coke, so long as it’s Diet. Coke has a cinnamon taste. Pepsi has a lemony taste. I prefer cinnamon.

2. Hillary or Barack–Barack by a long shot.

3. New York City or Los Angeles–I’ve never been to either. I think I’d prefer NY culture and LA weather. I’ll say NY.

4. Rome or Paris–Based on food, I’m taking Rome.

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud–Marx.

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle–I don’t know these people.

7. PC or Mac–PC, I guess.

8. Islam or Christianity–Better the devil you know. Christianity.

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill–Homer, I guess. I don’t watch either show.

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow–Black ‘n’ blue.

11. Elton John or Billy Joel–Close, but Billy Joel.

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix–Jimi.

13. Heinz or Hunts–Heinz.

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley–I like my Jeep. Not into fancy cars and I wouldn’t recognize either of these if they ran over me.

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf–No monarchies for me, thanks.

16. Charlotte or Atlanta–Choosing between cities I’ve never visited (aside from the airport) is a bit rough. Charlotte.

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower–Birthday.

18. Cat or Dog–Cat.

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)–Pecs. But “eyes” is the real answer.

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000–1. I don’t have room for a million anythings.

[samclem]

Moved at the request of the OP.

[Labdad]

1. Coke or Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. Rome or Paris

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz or Hunts

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

17.** Birthday Party** or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

[Alice_The_Goon]

1. Coke or Pepsi

2. **Hillary **or Barack

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. **Rome **or Paris

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz or Hunts

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

[Liberal]

Thanks, everyone, for responding. Thank you very much. But please be aware that I cannot tabulate responses that are “both”. It’s the same as no choice for my purposes. Again, humble thanks for taking the time and going to the trouble.

[Sage_Rat]

1. Coke or Pepsi
   Coke - It’s not as sweet

2. Hillary or Barack
   Hillary - Less liberal

3. New York City or Los Angeles
   New York - Los Angeles sucks and is hot and ugly

4. Rome or Paris
   Paris - I haven’t been to Rome, but apparently Roman men are pretty awful from what I have heard. I’ve had enough of that in Tokyo.

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud
   …none of the above

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle
   I don’t know either of them

7. PC or Mac
   PC - Macs annoy me by not letting me do stuff that’s beyond the basics

8. Islam or Christianity
   Christianity I guess. Jesuit schooling is supposedly pretty good.

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill
   I haven’t seen King of the Hill (judging from the name), so I can’t say.

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow
    Blue and Black - Because I’m male and straight?

11. Elton John or Billy Joel
    Billy Joel - River of Dreams was pretty good

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix
    Eric Clapton - More traditional bluesy, and he didn’t OD

13. Heinz or Hunts
    Heinz - Saltier

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley
    Not sure what Silver Cloud is (and maybe not Bentley which I would have assumed was a car, except that I would have expected to recognize any car manufacturer.)

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf
    I’m not sure who King Gustaf is, so I can’t say

16. Charlotte or Atlanta
    No idea? Colleges?

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower
    Birthday Party - Not a lot you can do with a baby

18. Cat or Dog
    Dog - Because

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)
    Whichever is better in the case at hand, I suppose

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

1 or 1,000,000
1

Cafe Society or IMHO
IMHO

[Hanna]

1. Pepsi

2. Barack

3. Los Angeles

4. Paris

5. Sigumnd Freud

6. Kitty Carlisle

7. Mac

8. Christianity

9. Homer Simpson

10. Electric Blue and Black

11. Elton John

12. Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz

14. Bentley

15. King Gustaf

16. Charlotte

17. Birthday Party

18. Cat

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1

[koeeoaddi]

1. diet limeCoke or Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. Rome or Paris

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud (neither)

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity (neither)

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz or Hunts

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley (no opinion)

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf V of Sweden?

16. Charlotte or Atlanta (Seattle? )

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) meh, don’t care

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

[Phlosphr]

@Liberal

Thanks, everyone, for responding. Thank you very much. But please be aware that I cannot tabulate responses that are “both”. It’s the same as no choice for my purposes. Again, humble thanks for taking the time and going to the trouble.

Is this your own Poll? The only reason I ask is because I seem to remember seeing this somewhere IIRC… Hmmmm…I’ll think about where … but anyway here goes:

1. Coke or Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. Rome or Paris

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz or Hunts

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000
I remember now - I saw this in Japan… Kokology - right?

[Czarcasm]

1. Coke or Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. Rome or Paris

5. Karl Marx or Sigmund Freud

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz or Hunts

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000-1 dollar would be nice, but a million kicks to the groin…

[alice_in_wonderland]

1. Coke or Pepsi

Regular Coke or Diet Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack

Neither (Not American - no opinion)

3. New York City or Los Angeles

Like both equally.

4. Rome or Paris

Paris

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

Freud - love a man with a cigar.

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

Neither

7. PC or Mac

Depends.

8. Islam or Christianity

Neither

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

Hot Pink & Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

Elton John

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

Jimmy Hendrik

13. Heinz or Hunts

Heinz

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

Bentley

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

Queen Elizabeth (We had tea.)

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

Neither

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

Birthday Party

18. Cat or Dog

Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

I like boys.

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Pecs

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

1

Ok, what do I win?

[Agnostic_Pagan]

1. Coke or Pepsi - Mountain Dew is first choice, but then its Coke.

2. Hillary or Barack - Same reasons as SpoilerVirgin.

3. New York City or Los Angeles - Its a real city. LA is just sprawl.

4. Rome or Paris - Havent been to Rome yet, but I still miss Paris.

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - still a relevant critic to his discipline. Freud will be a footnote in another hundred years, but we will still be debating (deciphering) Marx.

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - n/a

7. PC or Mac - its thorn in the side of Microsoft is what kept MS responsive to customers

8. Islam or Christianity - neither

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - neither

11. Elton John or Billy Joel - neither

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz or Hunts

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - I or II, both incredible women.

16. Charlotte or Atlanta - Atlanta has just never appealed to me, cant say why though.

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog - I was raised by cats…

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) - nice butts are harder to find.

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

1 - same reason as Qadgop. I prefer quality over quantity.

[Chefguy]

1. Coke or Pepsi - don’t drink soda. Damn.

2. Hillary or Barack - Hillary’s just a little too packaged

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. Rome or Paris - very close, but gelato wins out

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - think I’m gonna pass or puke

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity - if we’re talking the peacenik version

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - not even a choice

13**. Heinz** or Hunts

14. **Silver Cloud ** or Bentley

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog - 'cause I’m lazy

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

[Liberal]

@Phlosphr

Is this your own Poll?

Yes. If people wouldn’t mind, I’d like to do two follow-ups in the coming days/weeks. It’ll be a three-part series when done.

[alice_in_wonderland]

Just to fix the booboos…

@alice_in_wonderland

1. Coke or Pepsi
   Diet Pepsi

2. New York City or Los Angeles
   I guess Los Angeles because I have friends there.

3. PC or Mac
   PC I guess.

[straykat23]

1. **Coke ** or Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. Rome or Paris

5. **Karl Marx ** or Sigumnd Freud

6. **Arlene Francis ** or Kitty Carlisle

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity

9. **Homer Simpson ** or Hank Hill

10. **Electric Blue and Black ** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. **Elton John ** or Billy Joel

12. **Eric Clapton ** or Jimmy Hendrix

13. **Heinz ** or Hunts

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

15. **Queen Elizabeth ** or King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

17. **Birthday Party ** or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision —** 1** or 1,000,000

[Tamryne]

1.** Coke ** or Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack

3. New York City or Los Angeles

4. **Rome ** or Paris

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

13. Heinz or Hunts

14. **Silver Cloud ** or Bentley

15. **Queen Elizabeth ** or King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta

17. **Birthday Party ** or Baby Shower

18. Cat or Dog

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) (n/a)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision —** 1**

[Shodan]

1. Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi

2. Hillary or Barack - I know almost nothing about Barack, but I will pick him

3. New York City or Los Angeles - New York

4. Rome or Paris - Rome

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - Marx

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - **Arlene Francis **

7. PC or Mac - PC

8. Islam or Christianity - - Christianity

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - Homer

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - **Pink and Yellow **

11. Elton John or Billy Joel - Billy Joel

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - Hendrix, duh

13. Heinz or Hunts - Heinz

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - Silver Cloud

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - King Gustaf

16. Charlotte or Atlanta - Atlanta

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - Birthday Party

18. Cat or Dog - **Dog **

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) - Breasteses

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) - **NA **

Bonus; - one

Regards,
Shodan

[Baron_Greenback]

1. Coke or Pepsi - less sweet

2. Hillary or Barack - would make the next presidential election even more entertaining for an interested outsider (although Hillary would be almost as much fun)

3. New York City or Los Angeles - great city, and it’s a proper city

4. Rome or Paris - love them both, but Rome has an attractive air of chaos that Paris lacks

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - there’s a chance Karl may yet be proved right.

6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - sorry, don’t know

7. PC or Mac

8. Islam or Christianity - lesser of two evils

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - haven’t watched much King of the Hill

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

11. Elton John or Billy Joel - flamboyant is good

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - seems to have taken more creative drugs than Clapton

13. Heinz or Hunts - only one I’ve heard of

14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - a little more rakish than a Rolls

15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - God Save The Queen

16. Charlotte or Atlanta - dunno, never been to either

17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - more drinking at the average birthday party

18. Cat or Dog - man’s best friend for 70,000 years

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) - n/a

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

Hmmm, 1,000,000 I think - if it’s unpleasant then serves me right for being greedy.