Poll

  1. Coke or Pepsi.
    Diet Pepsi, regular Coke.

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles
    Not fair since I was born and raised in NYC.

  4. Rome or Paris
    Never been to either, can’t chose between the two. I want to see both before I die.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle
    Both are sharp older women. Would love to sit down with both. Can’t chose.

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity
    Better the devil you know. . .

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. **Electric Blue and Black **or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel
    Can’t compare the relative musical merits. BJ’s got my New York State of Mind all wrapped up.

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix
    Will I have to turn in my race card because of this?

  13. Heinz or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley
    Dunno what these reference. Cars? I know a Bentley is a car and a dance club.

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf
    I’m a not-so-secret Anglophile. Yeup, the PC police will be here for that card pretty soon.

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

  18. Cat or Dog
    Both are neat.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)
    Straight female-- still think breasteses are nice.

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

One please. I like to play it safe.

I missed the last part. I’ll take one, please.

  1. Coke without a doubt

  2. Barack if I have to pick one

  3. New York City

  4. Rome

  5. Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle…no opinion

  7. PC

  8. Christianity (for myself)

  9. Homer Simpson

  10. Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton

  13. Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley…neither

  15. Queen Elizabeth

  16. Charlotte

  17. Baby Shower

  18. Cat

  19. N/A

  20. Pecs

Bonus: 1,000,000

Okay, and comment offered…

  1. Coke (I think Pepsi tastes nasty and metallic)

  2. Hillary ( Don’t really know why I would make this choice. Probably some sort of subconscious deficiency)

  3. New York City (Flavor, Culture, Realism)

  4. Paris (Love)

  5. Sigumnd Freud (Dirty Old Man)

  6. Omitted

  7. PC (Familiarity)

  8. Christianity (Ditto from 7)

  9. Hank Hill (I know too many men just like that)

  10. Electric Blue and Black (Cool)

  11. Elton John (Mohair suits and sun glasses)

  12. Eric Clapton (Layla)

  13. Heinz (Variety)

  14. Silver Cloud (Sounds more comfortable)

  15. Queen Elizabeth ( We share a name)

  16. Charlotte (I’ve been there, never been to Atlanta)

  17. Birthday Party (I have one every year. I can’t have anymore kids)

  18. Dog (Big eyes)

  19. Breasts (I’m not a lesbian, but could probably be adventurous given enough alcohol)

  20. Pecs (Denotes power (ie strength) in my mind)

Bonus: 1,000,000 (I like to take chances, occasionally)

Coke-- less sweet, less irritating marketing (relative)
Barack-- I perceive as slightly more lefty
LA-- I’m a west coast gal. New York is too intense for me.
Rome-- longer interesting history.
Marx. Relative perceived ridiculousness
Kitty Carlisle-- more arty and interesting
Mac-- habit. This close to running off to UNIX or a stick in the sand.
Islam. Less impact directly on my life. Something I know less about but am still intrigued by, in terms of culture and history
Homer Simpson. Homer’s at least funny. Hank is a humorless prig.
Electric blue and black-- milder on the eyes
Elton John. At least he’s interesting. A bit bent.
Jimmy Hendrickx. See above. Also preferable since he had the good taste to die before he got annoying.
Heinz/Hunts? No preference-- don’t like children’s condiments. If I have to choose, whichever is more spicy and less sweet
Rather OWN a Bentley. Silver ghost is a tad too eccentric and flashy
Gustav. Handsome guy-- very imperious. Not overexposed on my continent.
Charlotte, although I have not been there. The architecture interests me and I like smaller cities.
Birthday party. Don’t like babies much. Like booze and ice cream a lot.
Cat. Just not a dog person.
Pecs. Weenies are just not that attractive–a bit too blunt.

  1. If it’s something good (cash, vacation days) my life remains status quo. If it’s bad (papercuts, virii, dead donkeys) things get significantly worse.
  1. Coke or Pepsi – Coke. Diet, with lime, preferably.

  2. Hillary or Barack – Hillary - Barack’s too inexperienced.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles – LA: never been there, but I know I don’t like New York.

  4. Rome or Paris – Tough one, but Rome – more history, grandeur, plus the Vatican!

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud – Freud, I s’pose.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle – Arlene Francis, because she was good on “What’s My Line” and I don’t know who Kitty Carlisle is.

  7. PC or Mac – PC

  8. Islam or Christianity – Christianity, but then, I’m biased…

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill – The Simpsons is a better show, but Hank is a better character, so Hank.

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow – No idea what this is about.

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel – Billy Joel - his tunes get stuck in my head more.

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix – Hendrix.

  13. Heinz or Hunts – Heinz, the classic.

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley – Bentley.

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf – The Queen, because I’m partial to the UK.

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta – Atlanta, the place that gave us Coca Cola (see no. 1).

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower – Birthday.

  18. Cat or Dog – Dog.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) – Butt.

  1. Coke or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack
    Only because I would love to see a woman president.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles
    MUSEUMS!!!

  4. Rome or Paris
    MUSEUMS!!

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud
    More intellectually honest

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac
    I’m a fanatic of beautiful, elegant, simple designs and macs have ‘um.

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow
    Because black and blue make a bruise.

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel
    Nostalgia

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix
    His version of Classical Gas

  13. Heinz or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley
    Lovely name

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf
    Because the entire British Royal family is dumb as dirt and he got a real education.

16.** Charlotte **or Atlanta
I live in NC.

  1. Birthday Party or Baby Shower
    I just love babies.

18.** Cat** or Dog
Elegant creatures.

  1. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)

  2. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)
    I don’t really think packages are particularly sexy. And where was I when that euphemism toddled onto the stage?

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000
I rather take my chances of getting only 1 of something good than getting a million of something bad.

  1. **Coke ** or Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles

  4. **Rome ** or Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

  10. **Electric Blue and Black ** or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix

  13. **Heinz ** or Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf

  16. **Charlotte ** or Atlanta

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

  18. **Cat ** or Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) N/A

  20. **Packages ** or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

  1. Coke or Pepsi Coke

  2. Hillary or Barack Neither

  3. New York City or Los Angeles Neither

  4. Rome or Paris Rome

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle No Opinion

  7. PC or Mac PC

  8. Islam or Christianity Christianity if I have to choose, but really neither

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow Blue and Black

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix Clapton

  13. Heinz or Hunts Hunts

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf King Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta Charlotte

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower Birthday Party

  18. Cat or Dog Cat

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) Butts

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 1,000,000

  1. Coke or Pepsi

Coke, definitely. It packs a punch.

  1. Hillary or Barack

Barack. Hillary pisses me off with her support for the war.

  1. New York City or Los Angeles

NYC. Because I’ve actually been there.

  1. Rome or Paris

Paris. See above.

  1. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill

Homer. He makes me laugh more.

  1. Elton John or Billy Joel

Elton John has the diva thing. I like that.
13. Heinz or Hunts

(Looking at bottle sitting on table) Heinz.

  1. Charlotte or Atlanta

Atlanta. Cuz it’s Hot-lanta.

  1. Birthday Party or Baby Shower

Birthday party, 'cuz everybody can have one and attend.

  1. Cat or Dog

Cats! Meow!

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000
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One. Money is the only thing I’d really want in such great quantities, and I have a feeling I’m not gong to be given something that obvious.

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  1. Coke or Pepsi Coke, because it comes first alphabetically

  2. Hillary or Barack Hilary, because she has actually done something, though not much.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles New York City, because I like snow.

  4. Rome or Paris Rome, although Paris would pretty cool, too

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud Marx, 'cause I’m a big commie.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle Kitty Carlarlar, because she was funny

  7. PC or Mac PC

  8. Islam or Christianity Christianity, because I’m Christian

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow Blue and Black

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel Elton John

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley Bentley, based on the alphabetical thing.

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf Elizabeth, same reason, although monarchy is absurd

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta Charlotte

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower Birtday Party, because I love Nick Cave

  18. Cat or Dog Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) Gotta be the butt, chuck

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 1 I’ll be more likely to have room for it in the closet.

  1. Coke or Pepsi Coke, because it comes first alphabetically

  2. Hillary or Barack Hilary, because she has actually done something, though not much.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles New York City, because I like snow.

  4. Rome or Paris Rome, although Paris would pretty cool, too

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud Marx, 'cause I’m a big commie.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle Kitty Carlarlar, because she was funny

  7. PC or Mac PC

  8. Islam or Christianity Christianity, because I’m Christian

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow Blue and Black

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel Elton John

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley Bentley, based on the alphabetical thing.

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf Elizabeth, same reason, although monarchy is absurd

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta Charlotte

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower Birtday Party, because I love Nick Cave

  18. Cat or Dog Dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) Gotta be the butt, chuck

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000 1 I’ll be more likely to have room for it in the closet.

  1. Coke or Pepsi Coke

  2. Hillary or Barack ** Barack**

  3. New York City or Los Angeles NYC

  4. Rome or Paris Paris

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac **PC ** (but I’m thinking about switching)

  8. Islam or Christianity Ummm…neither.

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill Homer

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow Blue & Black

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel I’m from Long Island, I have to say Billy Joel.

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley ** Bentley**

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf All hail the queen

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta **Atl…**I guess.

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower Birthday Party!

  18. Cat or Dog Cat

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) Butts, but I’m not against breasts or anything.

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

Give me the **1. **

  1. Coke

  2. Barack

  3. New York City

4.Paris

  1. Karl Marx

  2. No Opinion

  3. PC

  4. Christianity

  5. Homer Simpson

  6. Electric Blue and Black

  7. Elton John

  8. Jimi Hendrix

  9. Hunts

  10. No Opinion

  11. Queen Elizabeth

  12. No Opinion

  13. Birthday Party

  14. Cat

  15. Breasts

Bonus: 1

  1. Coke or Pepsi
    Coke. I prefer the taste.

  2. Hillary or Barack
    I don’t know enough about them.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles
    Neither. I don’t like cities that big.

  4. Rome or Paris
    Rome. More history.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud
    Marx. They were both mostly wrong, but I think Freud was more influenced by his own (fucked up) experiences. And I like the concept of communism (in theory).

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle
    I don’t even recognize the names.

  7. PC or Mac
    Mac. Unless it’s for games.

  8. Islam or Christianity
    Neither. Far too much hate in either.

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill
    Homer Simpson. The original.

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow
    Uh… The former, I guess

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel
    Billy Joel. We Didn’t Start The Fire

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix
    Not that familiar with either of their works. Hendrix, because I know him slightly better.

  13. Heinz or Hunts
    Um… Ketchup? I didn’t know about Hunts. So, Heinz.

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley
    Uh… Bently is a vehicle of some sort… So, that, I guess…

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf
    Gustaf as in Gustavus Adolphus, king of Sweden in the 17th cenutry? Definitely him. Mainly because he’s a central character in the 1632 series. Gustavus Adolphus was more militaristic though, which I don’t like, but considering the circumstances he was in, I can’t really blame him.

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta
    I’ve lived near Charlotte before (when I was about 5), so I’ll go with that.

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower
    Birthday Party. I don’t want to be having kids at 17.

  18. Cat or Dog
    Cat. They require less attention.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)
    Breasts. If I want to look at a butt, I can just look in a mirror.

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000
1,000,000

  1. Coke or Pepsi - it is the Elixer of Life

  2. Hillary or Barack - mainly because I’m prejudiced against my junior Senator

  3. New York City or Los Angeles - The culture is just more familiar for me in NYC. I don’t like cities, generally, but of these two, I prefer NYC.

  4. Rome or Paris - Two reasons, really. First I speak French, but not Italian. Secondly, I really would like some street crepe again sometime.

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - More a case of knowing less against the character of Marx than Freud. Both, however, are extremely important for their contributions.

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - no clue, no answer

  7. PC or Mac - I’m a Luddite at heart. :wink: Seriously, I’d acquired a dislike of Macs back when they first came out, and since then, haven’t seen any real reason to change.

  8. Islam or Christianity - It is my flavor.

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - no pref

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - though I’d prefer Electric Blue with Canary Yellow trim

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel - Just prefer more of his songs for some reason

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - See above

  13. Heinz or Hunts - I like the thicker stuff

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - no preference

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - I’m assuming you mean Gustav Adolophus of Sweden.

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta - Too far south, both of them.

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - neither. Parties are yucky

  18. Cat or Dog - They don’t crap in my clean laundry. And I just get along better with them, anyways.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) - and hips

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) - N/A

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000

  1. Coke or Pepsi Coke, preferably the Icelandic variety. It’s more sugary.

  2. Hillary or Barack Barack

  3. New York City or Los Angeles New York City

  4. Rome or Paris Rome

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud Freud

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle Having never seen What’s my line?, I’m not qualified to answer this.

  7. PC or Mac I own a PC, but am okay with Mac

  8. Islam or Christianity neither

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill Hank Hill

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow electric blue and black

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel Billy Joel

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix Jimmy Hendrix

  13. Heinz or Hunts Heinz

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley Bentley

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf Elizabeth

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta Charlotte

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower birthday party

  18. Cat or Dog dog

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) breasts

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men) I don’t know. Some guys have funny looking packages…

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000
I’ll go with one. One million of many things would be undesirable.

1,000,000. Why not?

OK:

1. Coke or Pepsi
Regular Coke over regular Pepsi, but Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke. (I no longer drink non-diet soda.)

3. New York City or Los Angeles
NYC. I’ve lived here most of my life, it’s in my blood.

4. Rome or Paris
Paris. I spent two weeks in Paris and loved it, but have never been to Rome. It doesn’t hurt that I took three years of French.

5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud
In what regard? I have studied the work of both, and consider both of their systems to be flawed. I’ll say that at least Marx’s rhetoric is better; Freud has never sounded convincing to me, while at my most idealistic I “caught the vibe” of Marxism (though even then, the rational and cynical part of me always knew things could never really work this way).

7. PC or Mac
I’m using a PC now, and have put them together from scratch, and have never used a Mac, so PC I guess.

8. Islam or Christianity
I am an atheist, but one with a lot of interest in human religion, and frankly I find Islam a heck of a lot more logically consistent. The hand-waving about the Trinity within a monotheistic framework, how Jesus could be born of Mary but still be eternal, the cannibalistic overtones of “eat, for this is my body; drink, for this is my blood” is just weird. Plus the canonical Scriptures were all written decades after Christ died and which to choose as canon was only decided (and even then not universally agreed upon) after hundreds of years.

On the other hand, the profession of faith for Islam (There is no God but the One God, and Muhammed is his Prophet) sets the framework up for the entire religion. And the Koran has no issues of translation or argument over canon – Muhammed wrote it down, in Arabic, exactly as it was dictated to him divinely in Arabic, and that’s that.

9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill
Homer. I quote Homer Simpson all the time. Although I do like the show King of the Hill, I cannot ever recall quoting Hank Hill.

10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow
Blue and black are way cool together. Pink and yellow are… poofy? (Can I say that on the SDMB?)

11. Elton John or Billy Joel
I’ll take good ol’ BJ any day.

12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix
Assuming you mean “Jimi”, it’s Jimi. Clapton is fine but IMHO, nothing he’s done can touch the sublime end-to-end perfection of Electric Ladyland.

13. Heinz or Hunts
Heinz, mostly out of brand loyalty as I never see Hunts in use anywhere.

18. Cat or Dog
I’m definitely a cat person. I like dogs too but in terms of owning/keeping one, cats are far lower maintenance and that’s the way I likes it.

19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians)
Breasts. To paraphrase Seinfeld, I have a butt myself, you know…

Bonus: You’re to be given something and you don’t know what it will be until after you’ve made your decision — 1 or 1,000,000
Meaning, it might be 1 vs. 1MM lbs. of goat dung instead of dollars? Logic dictates taking 1MM of whatever it is… I can always jettison 999,999 of whatever I don’t want (or the whole 1MM), but not so easy to leverage up 1 to 1MM if it’s something I do want, right?

  1. Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi

  2. Hillary or Barack - Barack - I’m afraid he is riding such a wave right now, the popularity will dissipate by 2008. We’ll see.

  3. New York City or Los Angeles - NYC - I’ve always wanted to live there but I’m not sure how to go about it.

  4. Paris or Rome - Rome - love it

  5. Karl Marx or Sigumnd Freud - Karl Marx - more by process of elimination than anything else

  6. Arlene Francis or Kitty Carlisle - Kitty Carlisle

  7. PC or Mac - Mac for any number of reasons. I make movies for starters.

  8. Islam or Christianity - Christianity - I’m a Buddhist so I’d wager it’d be a lot easier for me to fake Christianity.

  9. Homer Simpson or Hank Hill - Hank Hill would be the better neighbor and would keep the neighborhood under control.

  10. Electric Blue and Black or Hot Pink and Lemon Yellow - Electric Blue and Black

  11. Elton John or Billy Joel - Billy Joel - I like his music better for starters.

  12. Eric Clapton or Jimmy Hendrix - Eric Clapton. I don’t like Hendrix’s music, sue me.

  13. Heinz or Hunts - Heinz is what I normally use, no reason to change. It’s just ketchup.

  14. Silver Cloud or Bentley - Silver Cloud

  15. Queen Elizabeth or King Gustaf - king Gustaf

  16. Charlotte or Atlanta - Charlotte - I hate every Atlanta sports team.

  17. Birthday Party or Baby Shower - Birthday Party

  18. Cat or Dog - Dogs acknowledge your presence every once in a while.

  19. Butts or Breasts (for straight men and lesbians) - Butts

  20. Packages or Pecs (for straight women and gay men)