Polls only: No discussion

A thread for random, mundane polls. Submit your own. No discussion.

When you hear an incredibly loud car, what do you think?

  • That guy must have a huge dick.
  • That guy must be a huge dick.

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How do you pronounce “mushy”?

  • Rhymes with “gushy”
  • Rhymes with “pushy”
  • Both pronunciations – they mean the same thing
  • Both pronunciations – they mean different things

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Is a thread for polls only, no discussion, a good idea?
  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
  • Yes, but it should be in Thread Games

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If I were to suggest that neither of the options in the car guy are correct, mushy rhymes with gushy only and a thread for polls is a good idea; but i were to phrase it in the form of a question, with a poll, would that be cheating?

  • Yes
  • No

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Am I bad at making polls?

  • Yes
  • No
  • All of the above

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Would you answer this question by clicking on “No”?

  • Yes
  • No

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If you got an error message that said “Spectrograph has timed out after receiving no additional commands. See Settings → Spectrograph/Timeout.” You would think:

  • The spectrograph’s timeout is not long enough, and I can fix it myself by setting “Spectrograph/Timeout” in the Settings panel.
  • The disk is full, and I definitely need help from the software expert.

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Lech Walesa or Pope John Paul II?

  • Lech
  • John

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  • Milk
  • Dark
  • White
  • Reese Cup

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Killing a thread

  • Cool
  • Not cool

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Which is the most evil?

  • Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
  • Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  • Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

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Which Pole do you prefer?

  • North
  • South

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If you are British, which is correct?

  • zero
  • nought
  • zed

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I don’t know how to make a poll. I don’t want to talk about it.

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How many Dadaists does it take to answer a poll?

  • Knees and elbows
  • Yes
  • Licking. So much licking.
  • Incandescent puce
  • Ouch!
  • The dreaded lamp
  • :poop:
  • What the what now?

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How do you pronounce FAQ?

  • As individual letters, like F-A-Q
  • As a word, like “fack”

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2021-11-02T05:00:00Z

Is today Tuesday?
  • yes
  • no
  • not sure
  • on which planet?

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GIF pronunciation

  • Gif
  • Jif

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