A thread for random, mundane polls. Submit your own. No discussion.
When you hear an incredibly loud car, what do you think?
- That guy must have a huge dick.
- That guy must be a huge dick.
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How do you pronounce “mushy”?
- Rhymes with “gushy”
- Rhymes with “pushy”
- Both pronunciations – they mean the same thing
- Both pronunciations – they mean different things
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- Yes
- No
- Maybe
- Yes, but it should be in Thread Games
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If I were to suggest that neither of the options in the car guy are correct, mushy rhymes with gushy only and a thread for polls is a good idea; but i were to phrase it in the form of a question, with a poll, would that be cheating?
- Yes
- No
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Am I bad at making polls?
- Yes
- No
- All of the above
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Would you answer this question by clicking on “No”?
- Yes
- No
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If you got an error message that said “Spectrograph has timed out after receiving no additional commands. See Settings → Spectrograph/Timeout.” You would think:
- The spectrograph’s timeout is not long enough, and I can fix it myself by setting “Spectrograph/Timeout” in the Settings panel.
- The disk is full, and I definitely need help from the software expert.
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Lech Walesa or Pope John Paul II?
- Lech
- John
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- Milk
- Dark
- White
- Reese Cup
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Killing a thread
- Cool
- Not cool
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Which is the most evil?
- Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
- Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
- Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
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Which Pole do you prefer?
- North
- South
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If you are British, which is correct?
- zero
- nought
- zed
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I don’t know how to make a poll. I don’t want to talk about it.
How many Dadaists does it take to answer a poll?
- Knees and elbows
- Yes
- Licking. So much licking.
- Incandescent puce
- Ouch!
- The dreaded lamp
- What the what now?
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How do you pronounce FAQ?
- As individual letters, like F-A-Q
- As a word, like “fack”
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2021-11-02T05:00:00Z
- yes
- no
- not sure
- on which planet?
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GIF pronunciation
- Gif
- Jif
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