Favorite dinosaur during childhood:
- stegosaurus
- triceratops
- T-Rex
- brontosaurus
- other answer, or didn’t have one
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Do you have trouble imagining living in a place where the buses came on a reliable schedule, or guessing how you would act if they did?
- yes
- no
- atheist bicyclist
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Dopers over 50: How often do you think about your own death?
- Pretty much daily
- Most days
- Some days
- Rarely
- Pretty much never
- I am less than 50 years old and you may remain on my lawn if you like
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Are you dreading or looking forward to your own death?
- Dreading my own death
- Afraid of my own death
- Looking forward to my own death
- Actively planning in case of my own death
- (Um, not sure if this option would get me banned or not… Use your imagination)
- Looking forward to my afterlife
- Other
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You are a hospital director. A particular surgeon (John Doe) has been committing a great deal of errors in his operations. No amount of re-training or re-qualification has improved his performance. Under normal circumstances, any other surgeon would have been fired for the kind of error rate that Doe has had. But Doe specializes in a particular rare, unusual, critically-important type of surgery and if you fire him you will have an extremely difficult time hiring anyone to replace him. What do you do?
- keep him
- fire him
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Do you have a career, or a job?
- I have a career.
- It’s just a job.
- I’m retired, from a career.
- I’m retired, from a job.
- Neither; I’ve never worked in my life.
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Do you pronounce “horse” and “hoarse” the same way?
- Yes
- No
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Do you pronounce “morning” and “mourning” the same way?
- Yes
- No
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Do you pronounce “Mary” and “marry” the same way?
- Yes
- No
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Do you pronounce “for” and “four” the same way?
- Yes
- No
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Do you pronounce aunt and ant the same way?
- Yes
- No
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Do you sometimes wonder how anybody ever manages to understand anybody else?
- yes
- no
- other
- I don’t understand the question
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Right now, at this very moment, I could sure go for (choose up to 3):
- Back rub
- Beer
- Bowl of ice cream
- Cigarette
- Cup of coffee
- Found hundred dollar bill
- Glass of wine
- Good cry
- Good laugh
- Hot bath
- Nap
- One hour of peace and quiet
- Piece of fruit
- Reese’s peanut butter cup
- Ribeye steak
- Shot of whiskey
- Taco
- Toke
- Walk in the woods
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You’re a billionaire. How much do you tip restaurant servers after a meal? (assuming they are nice and you like them)
- no tip
- how much the average person tips (10-25 percent)
- hundreds of dollars
- thousands of dollars
- even more than that
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Right now, at this very moment, I could sure go for:
- Way more than 3 of the items on MMM’s list
- Maybe 4-7 items on MMM’s list
- Exactly 3 items on MMM’s list
- Fewer than 3 items on MMM’s list
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voters
If @Velocity’s tipping poll had an option between “10-25%” and “hundreds of dollars” I would have chosen that option.
- Yes
- No
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Do you pronounce “Aunt” differently depending on who you are talking about? (I grew up with some ants and an awnt.)
- Yes
- No
- Huh?
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Same choices, select as many as you like.
Right now, at this very moment, I could sure go for:
- Back rub
- Beer
- Bowl of ice cream
- Cigarette
- Cup of coffee
- Found hundred dollar bill
- Glass of wine
- Good cry
- Good laugh
- Hot bath
- Nap
- One hour of peace and quiet
- Piece of fruit
- Reese’s peanut butter cup
- Ribeye steak
- Shot of whiskey
- Taco
- Toke
- Walk in the woods
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Which would you say is more true about yourself?
- I know a lot about a few things.
- I know a little about a lot of things.
- I don’t know shit about anything. Somebody teach me!
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For MMM’s list, which things could you reasonably obtain/begin within, say, the next 5-10 minutes.
(E.g., for the food items, if they aren’t in your kitchen maybe it would take longer than 10 minutes to go to the store to get them. For the nap/peace and quiet maybe it would take longer than 10 minutes to find a babysitter, or you can’t stop what you are doing until 5pm or whatever.)
- Back rub
- Beer
- Bowl of ice cream
- Cigarette
- Cup of coffee
- Found hundred dollar bill
- Glass of wine
- Good cry
- Good laugh
- Hot bath
- Nap
- One hour of peace and quiet
- Piece of fruit
- Reese’s peanut butter cup
- Ribeye steak
- Shot of whiskey
- Taco
- Toke
- Walk in the woods
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