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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
2566

Ginger ales:

The big boys

  • Canada Dry
  • Seagram’s
  • Shweppes

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Some others

  • Blenheim
  • Blue Sky
  • Fever Tree
  • Reed’s
  • Vernor’s
  • Something else

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2567

When Tiny Tim in Dickens’s A Christmas Carol said, “God bless us, every one,” he meant

  • those gathered around the Cratchit table
  • all of humanity

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2568

Which Tiny Tim character did you first become aware of?

  • The Dickens character
  • The Tiptoe Through the Tulips dude

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2569

Which of these were you first aware?

  • Play-Doh
  • Plato

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2570
  • The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character
  • The Renaissance sculptor

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Which Donatello were you first aware of?

2571

A “flying purple people eater” is a:

  • Monster who eats purple people
  • Purple monster who eats people of all colors

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2572

An itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini…

  • has yellow polka dots
  • is yellow, and has polka dots (of some other color)

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2573
  • Okay, what if the Purple People Eater, wearing an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini, seeks the advice of the Witch Doctor on doing the Monster Mash?
  • That is enough novelty music for me today

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2574
  • Huevos rancheros
  • Shakshuka
  • What?

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2575

It’s some time in the years 2009-2016. You are a Secret Service agent. President Obama wants his daily exercise, and his preferred method is basketball. You and several other agents need to play basketball against him regularly.

Now you are on defense, and Obama is driving to the basket for a layup. You are in his path. Do you block his shot? If you do so, there is always the risk of accidentally injuring the president, but if you do not, he may be upset that he can’t ever get a real game of competition.

  • yes, block the shot
  • no, step or stand aside

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2576

How many license plates are you legally required to display on your car by state law?

  • One
  • Two

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2577

How many license plates DO you display on your car(s)?

  • I have exactly C times P license plates displayed, where C is the number of cars I own, and P is the number of plates legally required per car.
  • I have fewer than C times P license plates displayed, where C is the number of cars I own, and P is the number of plates legally required per car.
  • I display more than C times P license plates.

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2578

When it comes to grades, what is your mentality, as a student?

  • I want A- to A+
  • I’m okay with middling grades like Cs or Bs
  • I just want to pass. Even a D will do.
  • Other

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When it comes to grades, what’s your mentality as a parent?

  • My kid should strive for As.
  • If my kid gets middling Cs or Bs, that’s okay.
  • If my kid merely passes with a D and avoids Fs, that’s okay.
  • Other

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2579

Have a bagel or three, with whatever toppings you prefer.

  • Asiago
  • Blueberry
  • Cinnamon raisin
  • Everything
  • Garlic
  • Multigrain
  • Onion
  • Parmesan
  • Plain
  • Poppy seed
  • Pumpernickel
  • Salt
  • Sesame seed
  • Wheat
  • The invisible bagel
  • Some other bagel

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2580

Speaking of license plates:

(Choose as many as apply if you have multiple cars)

  • I have a license plate frame with the name of a car dealership
  • I have a frame supporting a sports team
  • I have a frame regarding an activity (e.g. “I’d Rather Be Sailing”)
  • I have a frame with some clever or funny saying
  • I have a frame that doesn’t fit any of these descriptions
  • I don’t have a license plate frame

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2581

After pooping, how do you wipe your ass?

  • I wipe my ass sitting down.
  • I wipe my ass standing up.

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2582

Times Square on New Year’s Eve:

  • Been there.
  • Never been there but would like to.
  • Not interested.

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2583

Wuthering Heights:

  • Ill-fated lovers.
  • Brother and sister; ewwwww, ick!
  • Other.
  • Whachu talkin’ 'bout, Willis?

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2584

If you were telling a co-worker your mother just died, which way would you say it?

  • My Mom just died
  • My mother just died
  • My mum just died
  • Other

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2585

When you say “OOP” as in the abbreviation for object-oriented programming, how do you say it?

  • as individual letters: O-O-P
  • as one word that rhymes with “snoop”
  • I say it some other way.
  • I say it differently in different situations.
  • I’ve never said it and don’t know how I would.

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