The Mega Millions lottery prize is $785 million. If you win, how do you want to claim your winnings?
- I want the lump sum cash payout of $408 million.
- I want the annuity payout of $785 million over 30 years.
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Home emergencies, part III
Which of these common events have you experienced?
- Your house was ruined by three incompetant plumbers or movers.
- Your house was damaged by the booby traps you set for two burglars trying to break in.
- Your house was haunted.
- Your house was carried away by a tornado to a more colorful place.
- Your house was trashed by a wild party, but you got everything cleaned up before your parents got home.
- Your house was damaged by bullets during a shootout with the police and/or bad guys.
- Your house floated away when you tied a bunch of balloons to it.
- A portal to another dimension opened in your house.
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Professor Smith’s classes are notoriously tough, but he is also known for his tendency to use the exact same problems, test questions and homework assignments, over and over again, in his class, without ever switching up. Furthermore, his material is all 100% online, and the software gives the answers (showing what’s correct and incorrect) after you hit the Submit button for a quiz or test.
Jane Doe decides to game the system by taking his class while fastidiously noting down all the questions and answers. She doesn’t pass the class the first time, but takes it a second time - this time knowing all the answers - and passes.
Has Jane cheated?
- yes, this is cheating
- no, it’s fair game
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Toast topping preference:
- Plain
- Butter
- Jelly/jam/marmalade
- Peanut butter
- Some other nut butter
- Marmite/Vegemite
- Cream cheese
- Mayonnaise
- Something else
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Do you have light switches in your home that don’t do anything, or at least you can’t figure out what they do? I’ll allow multiple options, since two of them could possibly apply to some people.
- No, all my switches function and I know what they do.
- Yes, but I know what the switch used to do.
- Yes, I have at least one switch that doesn’t appear to do anything, and I have no idea what it was ever for.
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Do you know what a “bomb cyclone” is?
- Nasty weaponry that Putin is using in Ukraine: a cyclone composed of bombs
- Nasty weaponry that Putin is using in Ukraine: a bomb composed of cyclones.
- A fancy hurricane
- A fancy cyclone
- Lots of rain and wind, caused by an “atmospheric river”
- What the hell is an “atmospheric river”?
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Your favorite convenience store/gas station. If they were all in a row and you needed fuel and a snack, where are you stopping?
- 7-11
- Circle K
- QuikTrip
- RaceTrac
- Sheetz
- Wawa
- Somewhere else
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Which have you used within the past seven days:
- Air fryer
- Bread machine
- Counter top mixer
- Countertop grill
- Deep fryer
- Food dehydrater
- Food processer
- Hand mixer
- Juicer
- Microwave
- Panini sandwich maker
- Pressure cooker
- Rice cooker
- Slow cooker
- Sous-vide cooker
- Toaster
- Toaster oven
- Waffle iron
- None of these
- Dang, Mustard, you forgot something!
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The often repeated advice that you should assume all people have good intentions is:
- Extremely Wise
- Unforgivably Naive
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You are on vacation. Cares are to be left behind. What is your chosen morning eye-opener?
- Bloody Mary
- Bellini
- Mimosa
- A beer
- A bowl
- COFFEE!!
- A nice cuppa
- Cocoa
- A Man’s choice - ice water from a stream
- Other
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Do you have useless stuff wasting space in your brain that resists all attempts to delete forever?
- No
- Yes
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When you run out, run out to White Hen. When you runoutofanything, run out to WHITE Hen!
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Waffle House hash browns. How do you want them?
- Scattered (plain)
- Smothered (onions)
- Capped (mushrooms)
- Covered (cheese)
- Chunked (ham chunks)
- Diced (tomatoes)
- Peppered (jalapenos)
- Topped (chili beans, tomatoes, sausage, onions)
- Country (country gravy)
- You’re kidding!
- Other
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I’m watching Supermarket Stakeout, and the cook contestants who are limited to the groceries they can buy from shoppers leaving the store come up with an astonishing number of different, and often kind of weird, dishes. Which of course the rotating cast of judges have to try every one of.
Do you have an adventurous enough palate to be a judge on a show like that?
- I do!
- nope, not me
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Could you eat insects (locusts, ants, termites, crickets, etc.) regularly as your main meat from now on if the following conditions applied?
- Fully safe - parasite-free, and fully sterilized of germs once cooked to 165 F, like any other meat
- Healthier than any other meat, and rich in protein, fat, minerals, vitamins, nutrients, etc.
- Far cheaper than poultry, fish, or any other meat
- Far fewer carbon emissions in farming than other meat industries
- Can be cooked tastily (quick-fried with pepper salt, etc)
- Yes
- No
- I was or am vegetarian/vegan to begin with, doesn’t apply to me
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Currywurst:
- Delicious! Love it. Eat it all the time.
- Tried it. It was good. I’d have it again.
- Not a fan, but I’d eat a free one.
- Hate it! It’s an abomination.
- Never had it. Would try it.
- Never had it. Not interested.
- Currywhat?
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- Fleischer Brothers
- Warner Brothers
- Disney
- MGM
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Given only these four choices, I’d rather eat:
- Plain cooked durum wheat pasta
- Plain cooked white rice
- Plain white bread
- A plain baked russet potato
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- Plein air painting
- Sarah, Plain and Tall
- The plain on where the rain in Spain stays mainly
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Which do you think is harder?
- getting hired to your dream job
- finding and marrying your dream spouse
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Which of these did you do in 2022?
- attended a sports event in person
- watched a sports event on TV or a video streaming service
- listened to a sports event on the radio or an audio streaming service
- followed live updates of a sports event in progress on a website or in an app
- none of these
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