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For the purposes of this poll, “i wear glasses” means you wear glasses when you might be using an umbrella. If you only wear glasses to watch TV, or to read indoors, mark yourself as “i don’t wear glasses”.

  • I wear glasses and i use an umbrella
  • I wear glasses and i don’t use an umbrella
  • I don’t wear glasses and i use an umbrella
  • I don’t wear glasses and i don’t use an umbrella
  • My answer is more complicated

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When I see the topic “Number of beds in the world” my first reaction is:

  • The number has to be less than the total number of people
  • The number has to be more than the total number of people
  • There are probably about the same number of beds as people

0 voters

Did you find everything okay?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

Paper or plastic?

  • Paper
  • Plastic
  • Thanks, I brought my own

0 voters

Do you want your receipt?

  • Yes, please
  • No, thank you

0 voters

If you shower and/or bathe more than once a day on a regular basis, do you feel guilty about wasting that much water?

  • No
  • Yes
  • Sometimes I do, sometimes I don’t
  • Well, I do now…

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It’s the World Cup final. The game has gone to penalty shoot-out. You are the striker.

The opposing goalkeeper is deliberately pointing with his finger to your left, shouting “You’re going left…I know you’re going left.”

If you kick to your left, and he blocks the shot, you will be mercilessly criticized forever. But if you kick to your right, you know he knows that you don’t want to kick in the direction he’s pointing in, so he’s probably jumping to the right in anticipation of that. Assume that kicking straight down the middle isn’t an option. What do you do?

  • Kick to your left, the direction the goalkeeper is pointing
  • Kick to your right, the opposite of the direction the goalkeeper is pointing

0 voters

What do you call the school that children attend in their early years of schooling (after preschool / nursery school / kindergarten)?

  • Elementary school
  • Grade school
  • Grammar school
  • Primary school
  • Something else
  • I use more than one of these terms, but they mean different things

0 voters

Right now, at this very moment, what hurts, aches, or is otherwise uncomfortable?

  • Ankle
  • Arm
  • Arse
  • Back, lower
  • Back, upper
  • Chest (call 911 after answering)
  • Elbow
  • Face
  • Finger
  • Foot
  • Genitals
  • Hand
  • Head
  • Innards
  • Neck
  • Teeth
  • Throat
  • Toe
  • Wrist
  • Something else altogether

0 voters

Right now, at this very moment, what hurts, aches, or is otherwise uncomfortable? Now includes leg and knee!

  • Ankle
  • Arm
  • Arse
  • Back
  • Chest (call 911!)
  • Elbow
  • Finger
  • Foot
  • Genitals
  • Hand
  • Head
  • Innards
  • Knee
  • Leg
  • Neck
  • Teeth
  • Throat
  • Toe
  • Wrist
  • Something else altogether

0 voters

Today I will watch (or watched if you’re taking this poll later):

  • Super Bowl
  • Puppy Bowl
  • Something else
  • Nothing

0 voters

Who’s is the more prolific liar.

  • Frank Abagnale
  • George Santos
  • Donald Trump

0 voters

On a novelty coffee cup, which way should the image/message face?

  • It should face away from the drinker, so others can see it.
  • It should face toward the drinker, so they can see it.
  • It should be on both sides of the cup.

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Are you satisfied with how smart you are? Use your own definitions.

  • No. I wish I was way, way smarter.
  • No. I wish I was way smarter.
  • No. I wish I was a little smarter.
  • Yes. I am satisfied.
  • Yes. I am mostly satisfied.
  • No. I am so smart that it brings me down emotionally!
  • Yes. I am so smart that it affects my emotions in positive ways.
  • Is this a trick question? What did Pepperdello tell you?
  • No. Even if I was a super genius, I could always use more intelligence.
  • I am so smart, that I have a completely unique answer!

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Are people getting stupider?
  • Yes. “Idiocracy” is real.
  • Maybe. Or maybe stupid people have just gotten louder.
  • No. People have always been at least this stupid. They can just broadcast it now.
  • There’s a complicated and nuanced answer to this that can’t be summed up in a poll option.
  • Something else.

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“Work starts at 830AM” means:
  • You are at your station ready to work at 830AM.
  • You are on-site at your work location at 830AM.
  • You are in the vicinity of your work location at 830AM.
  • Depends…

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How old do you feel, mentally, compared to your actual physical age? (For instance, I’m 35 but feel 25.)

  • I feel more than 20 years younger than my actual age.
  • I feel 10-20 years younger than my actual age.
  • I feel 1-10 years younger than my actual age.
  • I feel exactly as old, mentally, as I actually am physically.
  • I feel 1-10 years older than my actual age.
  • I feel more than 10 years older than my actual age.

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How old do you feel, PHYSICALLY, compared to your actual physical age?
  • I feel more than 30 years younger than my actual age.
  • I feel 20-30 years younger than my actual age.
  • I feel 10-20 years younger than my actual age.
  • I feel 1-10 years younger than my actual age.
  • I feel exactly as old, physically, as I actually am physically.
  • I feel 1-10 years older than my actual age.
  • I feel 10-20 years older than my actual age.
  • I feel 20-30 years older than my actual age.
  • I feel more than 30 years older than my actual age.

0 voters

Computer keyboard preferences:

Type
  • Mechanical
  • “Regular”

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Overall size
  • Full size 104 keys with numpad
  • Tenkeyless 87 keys no numpad
  • 75% 80-84 keys no numpad
  • Compact 61 keys no numpad no arrows no function row
  • Something else
  • Depends

0 voters

Key height
  • Standard: tall keys
  • Flat: laptop keys
  • Somewhere in between Standard and Flat
  • Something else

0 voters

  • I prefer a large Enter/Return key
  • I prefer a large Backspace key

0 voters

  • Wired
  • Wireless
  • Integral (laptop)
  • Depends

0 voters

  • Backlit
  • Not backlit

0 voters

So, how confident are you that you know the differences between a “regular” keyboard and a mechanical keyboard, anyway?

  • I’m positive I know how the two types of keyboards differ and can tell you about membranes and colors of switches
  • I more or less know how they’re different
  • mechanical keyboards are the clicky clacky ones, right?
  • I’m pretty sure I don’t know what a mechanical keyboard is

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It’s November 2024. Is there any one particular individual within the entire Republican Party (all 70 million) whom you would rather vote for for president than Biden?

  • I’m voting for Biden
  • I’m voting for one particular Republican in mind who I think would be better than Biden

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If you’re somebody who won’t vote for any Republican for President, which of the following best expresses your reason:

  • I strongly support the Democratic party agenda so I don’t vote for Republicans by default
  • All the possible Republican candidates are bad
  • All Republicans are bad
  • Some Republicans are okay but even the good ones enable the bad actions of the majority of Republicans
  • I’m sending a message with my vote
  • Other

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