Your estimate of Trump’s actual weight:
- 350+ [BMI of 44]
- 325-350 [BMI 41-44]
- 300-325 [38-41]
- 275-300 [34-38]
- 250-275 [31-34]
- 225-250 [28-31]
- 200-225 [25-28: 215 of course is what Trump reported at his booking]
- 175-200 [22-25]
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voters
I would like to test the number-averaging type of poll (because Discourse doesn’t give the option to give REGULAR HISTOGRAM RESULTS LIKE NORMAL SCIENTISTS CAN READ AND … um sorry, got a little ranty there…)
In this poll, you will select the number closest to the weight you think Donald Trump actually is. Should be interesting. I hope. Just humor me, ok?
- 200
- 205
- 210
- 215
- 220
- 225
- 230
- 235
- 240
- 245
- 250
- 255
- 260
- 265
- 270
- 275
- 280
- 285
- 290
- 295
- 300
- 305
- 310
- 315
- 320
- 325
- 330
- 335
- 340
- 345
- 350
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voters
Where do you usually keep your dish towel / kitchen towel when not in use? This is the sort of towel you use to dry recently washed dishes, wipe the countertop, etc.
- hanging on the oven door handle
- hanging on the refrigerator or freezer door handle
- hanging on its own dedicated towel rack, peg, or similar
- sitting on (not hanging from) the counter, a shelf, etc.
- somewhere else
- nowhere because I don’t have a dish towel
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voters
Cultured chicken (meat grown from tissue without any actual live animal involved) has mad its way out of the lab and into a few select restaurants. It supposedly really does taste just like chicken although much more uniform in texture, and should be significantly more environmental friendly as well as less cruel to animals.
I eat meat and I would…
- Buy this instead of chicken even if it costed substantially (> 2 times) than regular chicken
- Buy this instead of chicken even if it costed somwhat (10-20%) more than regular chicken.
- Buy this instead of regular chicken if everything else was equal
- Only buy this if it was at least somewhat (10-20%) cheaper than regular chicken
- Only buy this if it was substantially cheaper (> 2 times) cheaper than chicken
- Would not buy it under any circumstances
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voters
I am a vegetarian/vegan and…
- Buy/eat this
- Not buy/eat this
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voters
You wake up and realize you need to pee. Then you look at the clock and see that it’s only about half an hour until your alarm goes off. What do you do?
- Get up, pee, go back to bed.
- Get up, pee, and just stay up.
- Stay in bed and hold it until your alarm goes off.
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voters
Who do you think would be the “Final Four” if all of the main The Expendables 1 - 3 cast, magically in their primes, fought hand-to-hand for real? (must pick 4)
- Steve Austin
- Antonio Banderas
- Charisma Carpenter
- Randy Couture
- Terry Crews
- Harrison Ford
- Mel Gibson
- Kelsey Grammer
- Liam Hemsworth
- Giselle Itié
- Jet Li
- Dolph Lundgren
- Kellan Lutz
- Yu Nan
- Chuck Norris
- Victor Ortiz
- Glen Powell
- Eric Roberts
- Mickey Rourke
- Ronda Rousey
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Wesley Snipes
- Sylvester Stallone
- Jason Statham
- Jean-Claude Van Damme
- Bruce Willis
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voters
Someone enters your home. How many books do they see in the “non-private” sections of your home?
- Zero
- 1 or 2
- 3-9
- Ten-ish
- More than 10, less than 20
- 21-50
- 51-100
- 101-200
- More than 200
- Something else / it’s complicated / I wonder, wonder who, who-oo-ooh, who (Who wrote the book of love)
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voters
What fraction (percentage) of the books visitors can see are cookbooks?
Percentage of visible books that are cookbooks
- 0
- 5
- 10
- 15
- 20
- 25
- 30
- 35
- 40
- 45
- 50
- 55
- 60
- 65
- 70
- 75
- 80
- 85
- 90
- 95
- 100
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voters
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Discourse sucks
Does Discourse suck?
- Yes
- No
- Maybe
- Pie
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voters
Hollywood and the music industry are using CGI, VR, and AI to bring dead celebrities “back to life.” There’s even talk of a “new” AI Tupac and Biggie album. Is this a good thing?
- As long as they have permission from the family and/or estate I don’t care.
- I’m against this in all forms. The dead should stay that way.
- Depends on the application. Bringing back John Wayne for a dignified movie role is one thing; bringing him back to hawk impotence pills is entirely another.
- I don’t really care that much one way or another.
- Something else.
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voters
Do you like it when a video game lets you keep playing after you reach “the end”?
- Yes. There’s often a lot of optional content that I want to go back and finish.
- No. I like “the end” to mean the end.
- Sometimes. Depends on the game.
- I don’t usually play games that have this option.
- I don’t play video games.
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voters
Orville is walking down the street. He sees a lottery ticket on the ground. He picks it up, sees that it is a loser, and then drops it back onto the ground. Is Orville a litterbug?
- Yes
- No
- Other / It depends / I been kicking game since a jitterbug, I been ashing blunts like a litterbug
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voters
What accent do you speak with, as far as you know?
I got the list of American Accents from here. I never really thought of the Pacific Northwest, Florida, California, and Philadelphia as having their own accents, but they’re listed on that site so I included them in the poll. The site also included videos with examples of the accents. And I threw in African-American Vernacular because it was listed on another site I looked at.
I’m not all that familiar with most of the British regional accents, so I just went with the list from this site. And I just lumped Irish under British Isles.
I know, some of these could be further broken down into even more specific accents, eg. a Kentucky accent sounds different from a South Carolina accent, but for purposes of this poll just pick the one that comes closest. Please only use the “other” options if you really don’t think you have an accent that even comes close to any of these.
- American, Boston
- American, Maine
- American, New England general/other
- American, New York
- American, Philadelphia
- American, Southern
- American, Midwestern
- American, Californian
- American, Hawiian
- American, Pacific Northwest
- American, “High Tider” (apparently a small number of people in the Outher Banks of NC speak with this accent)
- American, Cajun
- American, Florida
- American, African-American Venracular
- American, other
- British Isles, Cockney
- British Isles, Scottish
- British Isles, Geordie
- British Isles, Scouse
- British Isles, Yorkshire
- British Isles, Welsh
- British Isles, Brummie
- British Isles, West Country
- British Isles, Irish
- British Isles, Received Pronunciation
- British Isles, other
- Canadian
- Australian
- New Zealand
- South African
- Indian English
- Jamaican
- Other Caribbean
- Other non-American, non-British native English accent that I didn’t think of
- I’m not a native English speaker, when I speak English I speak it in my native accent
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voters
If you aren’t handicapped, do you ever use handicapped bathroom stalls?
- Yes, sometimes
- Yes, often
- No, never
- I don’t use public bathrooms
- I am handicapped, idjit
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voters
What credit card do you use most often?
- Visa
- Mastercard
- American Express
- Diners Club
- Other
- I don’t use credit cards
- Discover
- I only use debit cards
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voters
What is your favorite apple for eating raw?
(Choose up to three)
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- Red Delicious
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- Yellow Delicious
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- Pink Lady
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- Jonagold
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- Honey Crisp
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- Gala
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- Granny Smith
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- Cortland
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- Fuji
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- Cosmic Crisp
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- Braeburn
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- MacIntosh
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- Jazz
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- Macoun
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- Pippin
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- Empire
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- Gravenstein
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- Jonathon
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- Ambrosia
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- Northern Spy
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- Rome Beauty
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- Fiesta
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- Fameuse
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- Envy
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- Piñata
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- Crispin/Mutsu
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- Opal
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- Winesap
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- Other
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- I don’t eat apples
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voters