The NBA decides to make any shot that is made from beyond half-court to be worth more than three points. How many points would you award for such a shot?
- 4 points
- 5 points
- 6 points
- 7 points or more
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Do people ever mispronounce any part of your name?
- No. I have a common name.
- No, but I don’t think I have a common name.
- Sometimes. I have an uncommon name.
- Sometimes. I have a common name but people occasionally mess it up anyways.
- Yes. I have a difficult name.
- Yes. I have an unconventional spelling.
- Yes. I have both a difficult name and an unconventional spelling.
- Yes. Some other reason.
- Depends on…
- Something entirely else.
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Do people ever MISSPELL any part of your name?
- No. I have a common name.
- No, but I don’t think I have a common name.
- Sometimes. I have an uncommon name.
- Sometimes. I have a common name but people occasionally mess it up anyways.
- Yes. I have a difficult name.
- Yes. I have an unconventional spelling.
- Yes. I have both a difficult name and an unconventional spelling.
- Yes, some other reason
- Depends on…
- Something entirely else.
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A genie curses you to veganism. This will make you literally unable to eat anything that you reasonably believe to have been made with animal products. He takes pity on you though and allows you to keep eating one type of food.
- I will retain the ability to eat meat, (including fish)
- I will retain the ability to eat dairy
- I will retain the ability to eat eggs
- I choose not to take the genie’s offer. Full veganism for me.
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You are a voter in Nazi Germany during the 1940s. Amazingly, it still holds democratic elections during this time.
Candidate A, if elected, will exterminate 12 million people in death camps. Candidate B, if elected, will exterminate 11 million people in death camps. There are third parties that advocate that there be no genocide at all, but they stand no chance of winning the election due to their tiny size and voter base.
You are anti-genocide. You are repeatedly told by people and media that you must vote for Candidate B because “if you dislike genocide, then how could it be better to vote for Candidate A? Candidate A would only do even more genocide. And if you vote third party or abstain from voting, then that’s a de facto vote for Candidate A. The only morally correct choice is to vote for Candidate B.”
- vote for Candidate A (12 million)
- vote for Candidate B (11 million)
- vote third party
- abstain from voting
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Ever used Shake 'n Bake?
- I still Shake 'n Bake regularly.
- I’ve Shook 'n Baked within the last year or so.
- It’s infrequent, but it still happens.
- I used to, but I haven’t used it since at least when grunge music was popular.
- I never liked Shake 'n Bake.
- I know of Shake 'n Bake, but I’ve never used or eaten it.
- They still make Shake 'n Bake?!
- What’s Shake 'n Bake?
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A genie appears unto you, offering you the chance to be free of polls about hypothetical genii for a fixed period of time. What period do you chose ?
- 100 years
- 1000 years
- 1 million years
- Other
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Choose your superpower from this list:
- Ability to shovel really well
- Ability to throw forks with accuracy
- Expert bowling ability
- Invisibility when no one is looking
- Enhanced strength when sufficiently enraged
- Aim-able flatulence on demand
- Ability to make really good waffles
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I would choose to be terribly mysterious
- Yes
- No
- If you do not choose to be terribly mysterious, you are choosing to be mysteriously terrible.
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Think back to when you first heard about Donald Trump. When was it?
- 1970s or earlier
- 1980s
- 1990s
- 2000s
- 2010s
- I don’t remember
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How bad would you feel if you could never go to Canada again?
- Not bad: I’ve never really wanted to go to Canada
- Not bad: I’ve been to Canada and thus don’t really need to go again.
- Slightly bad: I might end up missing an opportunity to go to Canada, although I have no current plans.
- Somewhat bad: I would like to go to Canada sometime in the future.
- Bad: I have plans/tickets to go to Canada soon!
- Really bad: I love Canada and go there a lot!
- Devastated! Going to Canada is basically the main reason I do not commit felonies!
- Doesn’t apply because I am lucky enough to live in Canada!
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How do you pronounce “WASD”? (commonly used as directional keys in games)
- I don’t.
- I read it like a word, e.g. “whazz-duh” or something to that effect.
- I just read off the letters, i.e. “W, A, S, D.”
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Another darn genie shows up, before it opens it’s mouth, do you:
- Whip out your de-atomizer / pistol / rocket launcher and start blasting!
- Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters (any era) and trap it forever!
- Rip out your own vocal cords before you can be forced to agree with any of it’s insanity!
- Trap it in a Seal of Solomon and bury it deep in the desert in accordance with historical norms.
- Join in a mob of angry, torch and pitchfork wielding comrades and tear it to shreds in righteous vengeance!
- Attempt to engage it in reasonable discourse about how it’s efforts are counterproductive to the evolution of rational, ethical beings rather than the random workings of fate and higher powers.
- Refuse to deal with it as much as possible, and then when it finally turns away, nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
- Stick fingers in your ears and sing “lalalalalala” as loudly as possible until it leaves or finds another sucker.
- Try to reason with it until it’s parents finally realize that their precious baby is tormenting the mortals again.
- Regardless of successful chances or weapons, leap forth to defeat the genie with your bare hands, secure in the knowledge that death is better than dealing with it!
- Have a major breakdown, right then are there as your SAN stat drops to zero. That’ll learn them!
- Confronted by proof of the supernatural, develop the True Faith perk and banish it back to the nether realms.
- Confronted by proof of the supernatural, demand the Genie instead awaken the Old Ones and let the whole world burn!
- Become a Bacon Hindu Athiest!
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You see a lavish mansion that is for sale at a strangely cheap price. You ask the owner why they’re selling so low and it turns out the house is infested with thousands of big spiders. Not wanting to “nuke it from orbit,” the owner is selling instead. The spiders are all of the Nephila, Argiope, Sparassidae or Lycosidae variety - scary but harmless.
Assuming you have the funds to purchase and you cannot use an exterminating service or anyone else (you must get all the spiders out of the house manually by yourself,) do you purchase the house to live in or sell for profit?
- yes
- no
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For reasons, you are offered ownership of a fabulously famous and priceless artwork, the caveats being you must take physical ownership of it, and are not allowed to sell it, lease it, or lend it. Do you accept?
- Absolutely. I will be a responsible and trustworthy steward of this irreplaceable treasure. And it will look great hanging on my wall!
- I’m flattered, but I’m really not prepared for that kind of responsibility. No thank you!
- Maybe. I’ll have to see it first.
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How many patents have been granted (in any country) with you listed as one of the inventors? You may count patents that are expired and patents that are assigned to someone else.
- None
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- More than 10
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Favourite member of the Electric Mayhem?
- Lips
- Zoot
- Floyd Pepper
- Dr. Teeth
- Janice
- Animal
- The Electric what now?
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How do you grill corn on the cob?
- In the husk
- In the husk first, then shucked and grilled a little more
- In the husk first, then steamed
- Shucked
- Shucked and wrapped in foil
- Shucked, boiled, then grilled
- I don’t
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What word do you use to mean “removed the leaves and silk from a corn cob”?
- Husk
- Shuck
- I will use either
- I use a different word
- I don’t have a word for that
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A random thought while folding laundry today. Where do you keep your underwear in your dresser?
- Top drawer(s) only
- Bottom drawer(s) only
- A non-top, non-bottom drawer
- Multiple drawers
- None of your business, you deviant freak!
- Other (including “I don’t have a dresser”)
- Underwear is for the bourgeoisie
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