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How far do you have to travel from your home for the dominant accent to be different than where you live? If you are from Boston but live in California it’s not your accent that is being asked about, it’s the common accent of those that live around you. It’s not how far you have to got to find one person with a different accent. It’s how far before the common accent is recognizably different.

  • Less than an hour drive.
  • Between 1-2 hour drive
  • Between 2-3 hour drive
  • Between 3-5 hour drive
  • I would have to use some other form of transportation to go far enough to hear a difference.
  • I don’t recognize the concept of an accent but I have to vote.
  • I don’t recognize the concept of measuring distance by travel time but I had to vote.
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What are your thoughts on U.S. Senator John Fetterman’s wardrobe choices?

  • I am totally fine with how he dresses.
  • I am mostly fine with how he dresses, but a part of me is thinking, “dude…c’mon.”
  • I think he should wear nicer clothes.
  • I think he should wear nicer clothes while in the Capitol.
  • I think his style of dress is disgraceful and offensive for someone in his position.
  • I don’t give it a thought / could not care less.
  • Other
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(he is the tall one):
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Did you go into the same (or similar) career as either of your parents?
  • 1-I inherited the family business, can’t get any closer than that
  • 2-I went into pretty much the exact same career as one of them (but independently unlike #1)
  • 3-I went into a closely related career of at least one
  • 4-I went into a pretty different career than both
  • 5-You could say I went into a diametrically opposed career of at least one
  • 6-NOTA/something else/YKTD/etc.
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Examples:

1: My parents run (or ran) a daycare franchise, which I took over when they retired
2: My father was a courtroom lawyer, I became a patent attorney
3: My mother was a pediatrician, I became a schoolteacher
4: My father was an engineer, while my mother was a cop; I became a banker
5: My mother was a nuclear physicist, I became an artist
6: I have been on unemployment disability for most if not all of my adult life

You’re at the grocery store with a large order in your cart. As you’re transferring your items to the conveyor belt for checkout, you run out of room and the belt has stopped. What do you do?

  • Relax. The belt will move again, and when it does, I’ll continue unloading my cart (i.e. there is a single layer of items on the belt)
  • Slow down, and maybe place some items on top of other items if they’re stable (i.e. items can be stacked up to two, maybe three, high)
  • Keep unloading at the same pace; I’ll stack to the ceiling if I have to! (i.e. the sky’s the limit!)
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OK, these should be uhh no-brainers. Yes, we’re talking about the 2 main bodily waste disposal functions of your body:

How often per day do you typically do #1?
  • None at all (thanks to extenuating medical circumstances or such)
  • Once
  • Twice
  • 3-4 times
  • 5-7
  • 8-11
  • 12-16
  • 17 or more times
  • NOTA
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How many times do you typically do #2 per day?
  • None at all (thanks to extenuating medical circumstances or such)
  • Once
  • Twice
  • 3 times
  • 4-5
  • 6-8
  • 9-12
  • 13 or more times
  • NOTA
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Inspiring thread

Shopping in a store or restaurant on a holiday:

  • Not a great thing to do.
  • Sure. Why not? They’re open.
  • Other
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English language dialect question. Do you pronounce the ‘h’ in words like ‘what’ or ‘wheat’ ?

  • Always
  • Most of the time
  • Sometimes
  • Rarely
  • Never
  • I used to, but I don’t now
  • Never done it and never heard of anyone doing it. Seriously this is a thing?
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Do you follow the “If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down” rule? (In other words, don’t flush if all you did was go #1). Just consider what you do in your own home, not other people’s homes or public restrooms.

  • Always
  • Usually
  • Sometimes
  • Eww! Never!
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At the grocery store, do you sample grapes before you buy them?

  • Always
  • Sometimes
  • Never
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Which of the following prospects do you find more unsettling/worrying/terrifying:

  • A sentient AI that thinks nothing like humans do
  • A sentient AI that thinks exactly like humans do
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You’re accused of a serious crime. You know you’re innocent and you can prove it. However the proof requires somebody following a long chain of various logical strands that when added together will confirm your innocence. Somebody without the discipline or inclination to follow such intricate logic would think you’re guilty as the other evidence seems overwhelming otherwise. Before jury selection you’re given a plea bargain sentence that is about 20% as bad as you’d get if you went to trial and lost.

Do you take it?

  • yes
  • no
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Is June 19th a paid holiday where you work?

  • Yes
  • No
  • I’m not sure
  • I don’t work in the US, so no for that reason
  • I don’t work, so no for that reason
  • I’m self employed, so other
  • Other
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Timeline:
Week 0: You get an eye exam and order glasses.
Week 3: You get a call from the eye doctor that the glasses arrived but are scratched; they will remake.
Week 6: You get a call from the eye doctor that the glasses arrived, but with the wrong prescription. They will remake.
Week 10: You get a call from the eye doctor saying that the glasses arrived, but AGAIN with the wrong prescription, but you can try them and see if they work. You go in with your laptop computer and the glasses are fine for computer work so you take them.
Week 12: You get a call from the eye doctor saying to return the glasses, so they can put in the correct prescription, because otherwise there is some kind of insurance issue…

What do you do? Mark all that apply.

  • Take the glasses back in and wait for those calls every 3-4 weeks until the prescription is finally correct.
  • Call the insurance company to convince them to let you keep the glasses you have
  • Keep the glasses you have (which already took 10 weeks!) and let the eye doctor, optics company, and insurance company duke it out.
  • Call the insurance company to help with the duking-it-out.
  • Never use that eye doctor again
  • Never use that optics company again
  • Never use that insurance again.
  • Eat some ice cream (summertime only)
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You are the richest person in the world, slightly more so than Elon Musk and his $208 billion. You’ve got just a few days left to live. How many beneficiaries will be in your last will and testament? (Anyone or anything that receives anything, even just a dollar, is a beneficiary.)

  • Just a few, maybe only immediate family.
  • A few dozen - family, relatives, maybe some friends or causes.
  • More than a hundred - quite a list of people and causes or entities.
  • Sprawling. Maybe thousands of beneficiaries.
  • other answer
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Imagine you’ve got 208+ billion right now. Are you going to give it away as fast as you can reasonably work out who to, or are you going to keep it? (Setting up one or more foundations counts as giving it away, so long as they’re set up so you can’t just take the money back.)

How much of it are you going to keep?

  • None of it; I don’t need any more money than I’ve already got.
  • Less than a million.
  • One to ten million.
  • Ten million to one billion.
  • More than a billion, but significantly less than half.
  • I’ll keep half and give away half.
  • I’ll keep more than half, but give away a significant amount.
  • I’ll give away a little, but I’m keeping most of it.
  • I’m keeping all of it! I want every penny!
  • Other
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We’re going on a road trip. What snacks are you packing?

  • Bugles
  • Candy, chocolate
  • Candy, hard
  • Candy, other
  • Cheese
  • Cheetos
  • Chex mix
  • Combos
  • Cookies
  • Cracker sandwiches, cheese
  • Cracker sandwiches, peanut butter
  • Crackers
  • Doritos
  • Dry cereal
  • Fresh vegetables
  • Fruit, dried
  • Fruit, fresh
  • Granola/granola-type bar
  • Jerky
  • Licorice
  • Nuts
  • Pita chips
  • Popcorn
  • Pork rinds
  • Potato chips
  • Pretzels
  • Pringles
  • Raisins
  • Trail mix
  • Wasabi peas
  • Something else
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Greatest living POSITIONAL baseball player? (i.e. no pitchers, see next poll for them)
  • Barry Bonds
  • Alex Rodriguez
  • Rickey Henderson
  • Mike Schmidt
  • Albert Pujols
  • Mike Trout
  • Carl Yastrzemski
  • Cal Ripken Jr.
  • Someone else
  • Not voting for ANY living player (abstaining IOW)
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Greatest living PITCHER?
  • Roger Clemens
  • Greg Maddux
  • Randy Johnson
  • Pedro Martinez
  • Steve Carlton
  • Nolan Ryan
  • Sandy Koufax
  • Someone else
  • Not voting for ANY living pitcher (abstaining)
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Willie Mays: since his playing days, was or is anyone better? Or who comes closest?

You are attending a live play performed by a professional theatrical company. Throughout the play, you feel that the acting is mediocre to poor. At the end of the play, everyone in the audience around you rises in a standing ovation. What do you do?

  • Remain seated, to show what I really think
  • Remain seated, because I have difficulty standing
  • Stand with the others, so I don’t look like a jerk
  • Stand with the others, because I always give a standing ovation regardless of what I think of the performance
  • I would have walked out before the end of the play
  • I would never attend a live play
  • Something else
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Which of these do you think are actual clickbait headlines?

  • Spray Alcohol on Your Bed at Night and Just Watch
  • Wrap the chain lock on your motel room door in aluminum foil - do this now
  • Insert a blueberry into each of your nasal cavities to end allergies forever
  • Spray WD-40 into your bathroom sink faucet daily
  • Top cardiologist begs you not to eat these foods
  • If your dog scratches himself take him to the vet immediately
  • Cruise ship vacations are being given away for practically nothing
  • Top cardiologist begs you to throw away everything in your refrigerator
  • Stuff your pillow with coffee grounds for a good night’s sleep every time
  • This superfood melts off belly fat, doctors are baffled
  • If your dog licks his paws take him to the vet immediately
  • If you’re over 85 you can get $100,000 worth of life insurance for practically nothing
  • When your children scratch themselves take them to the emergency room immediately
  • Cover your motel bathroom mirror in shaving cream to thwart voyeurs
  • Special shoes end neuropathy pain, doctors are baffled
  • Disable the smoke detector in your motel room and prevent this from happening
  • Everyone over 55 in (your state) is baffled
  • Never plant these terrible trees
  • Revolutionary nose hair trimming technique draws women like flies, doctors are baffled
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Have you ever been given/gifted Christmas tamales?

  • Yes, yum! :blush:
  • No :disappointed_relieved:
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