Have you ever been given Easter ravioli?
- Yes
- No
- Now you’re just making stuff up!
Have you ever been given Easter ravioli?
What animals have you ridden? I’ll say even if it was just being led around a pen at a carnival or something you can count it.
What is your favorite Monopoly token?
Which Monopoly tokens were you aware existed pre-Markn-poll?
There has been a school shooting in your town that has claimed the lives of 26 victims and made nationwide news for weeks.
In the wake of the shooting, many (although not all) of the families of the dead push for the school to be demolished and completely rebuilt, saying that the existence of the school is a continuous reminder of mental trauma and that tearing down and building anew would lead to a fresh beginning. Meanwhile, others oppose this measure, arguing that other schools that experienced similar shootings didn’t tear down and rebuild, and that the school still remains fully functional (from a physical standpoint) and that this would be a waste of taxpayer money (cost is $57 million). Polling shows that the local electorate is split 50-50% on the issue. The debate goes on for months, and no compromise appears possible by either side.
The decision is ultimately yours. What would you do?
And on a lighter note.
Favorite member of …
the Belcher family
the Griffin family
the Hill family
the Simpson family
the Smith family
When you graduated high school (or the equivalent secondary school), did your class have a class song?
In a public restroom, if there are paper towels and a hot air hand dryer, which do you use?
Do you remember what your high school graduation song was?
Sam, a 40 year old teacher, and Alex a 17 year old in Sam’s class have been found to be in a completely consensual heterosexual sexual relationship. Just based on that info does your opinion get coloured by knowing which one is which?
Have you ever seen this type of hand dryer (any brand, not just Dyson) in a public restroom?
Semi-based off of real life:
A rich friend of yours has a wasp problem. There are 5 big nests outside his house, all at a height of about four feet. Each nest is basketball-sized and has a hundred wasps inside. The species is unknown. He will pay you to deal with them, although you have no experience handling wasps. The use of fire or chemicals is not allowed. You have to bring your own gear and protective clothing, whatever it is. What’s the minimum pay you’d require to do it?
Use your own definitions.
Use your own definitions.
You’re leaving for a ~400 mile road trip. Your fuel gauge is at approximately half a tank. When do you fill up?
At what point do you typically refill your gas in your day-to-day life?
Have you run out of gas with the past 12 months?
Have you run out of gas within the past 10 years?
How do you pronounce Nunavut?
First syllable:
Last syllable:
Steven Wright once said, “You never see advertisements for string. They make string, but they never advertise. If I ever did a commercial, it would be for string: ‘Hi! If you need to get some string, get this string. It’s the greatest string in the world. It’s almost rope. But it’s not, it’s string. And you can cut it up into different lengths and tie stuff up with it and stuff. I don’t know what you’re gonna do with it. Just get it.’”
When did you last use string?
Joe Biden dies peacefully in his sleep tonight. It’s not yet clear who the new Democratic candidate will be. What does that do to Trump’s chances?