Paracord:
- Is more ropey than stringy
- Is more stringy than ropey
- It depends on how you use it
- Para who??
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voters
Donald Trump dies peacefully in his sleep tonight. It’s not yet clear who the new Republican candidate will be.
Does Biden stay the course and claim the Democratic nomination?
- Certainly
- Probably
- I have no clue
- He probably steps down
- He certainly steps down
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voters
Assuming Biden stays the course, what does that do to Biden’s chances?
- It significantly improves Biden’s chances
- It somewhat improves Biden’s chances
- No real change
- It somewhat reduces Biden’s chances
- It significantly reduces Biden’s chances
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voters
What is your hat size?
- 6 1/2
- 6 5/8
- 6 3/4
- 6 7/8
- 7
- 7 1/8
- 7 1/4
- 7 3/8
- 7 1/2
- 7 5/8
- 7 3/4
- 7 7/8
- 8
- 8 1/8
- 8 1/4
- 8 3/8
- 8 1/2
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voters
Do you know your hat size?
- Yes
- No
- It’s complicated
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voters
Have you ever played Zoom Schwartz Profigliano?
- Yes
- No, but I’ve played something broadly similar
- No, I have never played any game like that
- What the hell are you talking about? Are you having a stroke? Do I need to call someone?
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voters
Favorite Batman
- Lewis Wilson
- Robert Lowery
- Adam West
- Michael Keaton
- Val Kilmer
- George Clooney
- Bruce Thomas
- Christian Bale
- Ben Affleck
- Robert Pattinson
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voters
Favorite Superman
- Kirk Alyn
- George Reeves
- Christopher Reeve
- Dean Cain
- Tom Welling
- Brandon Routh
- Henry Cavill
- Tyler Hoechlin
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voters
How often do you have pleasant/positive/happy dreams? 
- Always. 100%
- Almost always. 90-99%
- Usually. 80-89%
- The majority of the time. 51-79%
- Half of the time. 50%
- A minority of the time. 49-21%
- Not usually. 11-20%
- Rarely. 1-10%
- Never. 0%
- I lucid dream at will.
- I do not remember my dreams.
- Other.
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voters
Have you been physically present in the courtroom at any trials that attracted national or international news coverage? Check all that apply.
- Yes, I was a witness.
- Yes, I was a juror.
- Yes, I was a defendant.
- Yes, I was a plaintiff.
- Yes, I was a lawyer.
- Yes, I was a judge.
- Yes, I was a member of the court staff (clerk, bailiff, etc.).
- Yes, I was a journalist or sketch artist.
- Yes, I was a spectator with some connection to the case (victim, supporting a friend/family member/colleague involved in the trial, etc.).
- Yes, I was a spectator with no connection to the case (law student, just like watching trials, etc.).
- Yes, I attended in some other capacity not listed above.
- No, I’ve never attended a famous trial.
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voters
Have you been physically present in the courtroom at any (non-famous) trials? Check all that apply.
- Yes, I was a witness.
- Yes, I was a juror.
- Yes, I was a defendant.
- Yes, I was a plaintiff.
- Yes, I was a lawyer.
- Yes, I was a judge.
- Yes, I was a member of the court staff (clerk, bailiff, etc.).
- Yes, I was a journalist or sketch artist.
- Yes, I was a spectator with some connection to the case (victim, supporting a friend/family member/colleague involved in the trial, etc.).
- Yes, I was a spectator with no connection to the case (law student, just like watching trials, walked into the wrong courtroom, etc.).
- Yes, I attended in some other capacity not listed above.
- No, I’ve never attended a trial.
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voters
Which is true of your childhood Monopoly playing experiences?
- What is this Monopoly you speak of? Some sort of economic thing?
- I am aware this is a popular board game but never played it growing up
- Free parking is where all fines are paid to and whoever lands there collects them!
- Free Parking is a boring space where nothing happens
- Yes we always auctioned property when someone declined to buy it
- AUCTION? WTF are you talking about? The rules seriously say you have to have an auction? Really?
- I fought with siblings playing this on many occasions
- We usually played to the bitter end no matter how long it took
- We usually quit when it became painfully obvious who was gonna win
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voters
If you are having a bad day, and someone you are close to says, “How’s it going?”, do you lie or tell the truth?
- I lie
- I tell the truth
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voters
I remember every summer my family would travel to Council Bluffs, IA to visit the grandparents. At some point on a hot day, we’d set in the back yard and take turns cranking an ice cream maker/bucket filled with ingredients surrounded by ice and salt. It was thirsty work but the ice cream was pretty great.
- I’ve helped make ice cream by hand
- I have not
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voters
Holidays:
- Too many.
- Just enough.
- More please.
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voters
As an adult, how did you address your mother when you spoke to her directly? Choose all that apply.
- Mother
- Mom
- Mum
- Ma
- Mama
- Mommy
- Mummy
- Her name
- Some other term
- I never spoke to my mother as an adult
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voters
As an adult, how did you address your father when you spoke to him directly?
- Father
- Pop
- Pops
- Papa
- Pa
- Dad
- Daddy
- His name
- Some other term
- I never spoke to my father as an adult
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voters
Would you direct the phrase, “Hey you guys, come and look at this!” to a group that was only 2 people and both were women?
- Yes
- No
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voters
Will there ever be a viable third party?
- Yes, eventually.
- Yes, but not in my lifetime.
- Maybe. A lot of other things would have to happen.
- No. The USA will cease to exist as a country before that happens.
- One of the parties may one day be replaced by another, but there will only ever be 2 parties under the current Constitution.
- I have a very complicated and nuanced answer that can’t possibly be summed up in a poll reponse.
- Something else?
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voters
What do you do with your keys when you get home?
- Leave them in my pocket
- Put them in a container or on a hook near the front door
- I don’t carry keys
- Put them somewhere else in my dwelling
- Give them to my sweetie
- Hide them
- Leave them on my desk
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voters
How many of these authors have you at least heard of?
- Stephen King
- J. K. Rowling
- Stan Lee
- James Patterson
- R. L. Stine
- John Grisham
- Dean Koontz
- Danielle Steel
- Salman Rushdie
- 0Nora Roberts
- Toni Morrison
- George R. R. Martin
- Mary Higgins Clark
- Margaret Atwood
- Nicholas Sparks
- Alice Walker
- Clive Barker
- Lemony Snicket
- Suzanne Collins
- Garry Trudeau
- Dan Brown
- Aaron Sorkin
- Clive Cussler
- John Irving
- Lee Child
- Garrison Keillor
- Amanda Gorman
- Neil Gaiman
- Patricia Cornwell
- John le Carré
- Stephenie Meyer
- David Baldacci
- Fiona Davis
- Ken Follett
- Amy Tan
- Maurice Sendak
- Michael Connelly
- Rick Riordan
- Janet Evanovich
- Fannie Flagg
- Robin Cook
- Jodi Picoult
- John Green
- David Sedaris
- Angie Kim
- Debbie Macomber
- Brad Meltzer
- Jim Butcher
- J.R. Ward
- None of the Above
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voters
How many of these authors have you actually read?
- Stephen King
- J. K. Rowling
- Stan Lee
- James Patterson
- R. L. Stine
- John Grisham
- Dean Koontz
- Danielle Steel
- Salman Rushdie
- 0Nora Roberts
- Toni Morrison
- George R. R. Martin
- Mary Higgins Clark
- Margaret Atwood
- Nicholas Sparks
- Alice Walker
- Clive Barker
- Lemony Snicket
- Suzanne Collins
- Garry Trudeau
- Dan Brown
- Aaron Sorkin
- Clive Cussler
- John Irving
- Lee Child
- Garrison Keillor
- Amanda Gorman
- Neil Gaiman
- Patricia Cornwell
- John le Carré
- Stephenie Meyer
- David Baldacci
- Fiona Davis
- Ken Follett
- Amy Tan
- Maurice Sendak
- Michael Connelly
- Rick Riordan
- Janet Evanovich
- Fannie Flagg
- Robin Cook
- Jodi Picoult
- John Green
- David Sedaris
- Angie Kim
- Debbie Macomber
- Brad Meltzer
- Jim Butcher
- J.R. Ward
- None of the Above
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voters
You are an attractive single celebrity. There is another attractive, single celebrity of the opposite gender and same age, somewhere else in the world. For reasons you can’t figure out, society and the media are trying very hard to “ship” the two of you into a relationship together, putting pressure on both of you. You have only minimal knowledge about this other celebrity, but from the little you know, you don’t see anything objectionable about the person. Would you go on a date with him or her (knowing that the media observes everything)?
- Yes
- No
- other answer
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voters
Peanut butter preference:
- Crunchy/Chunky
- Creamy/Smooth
- No preference cuz I like them both
- No preference cuz I don’t like either one
- Other
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