- I was read Charlotte’s Web when I was a child
- I first read Charlotte’s Web in grade school class
- I first read Charlotte’s Web as an adult
- I’ve never read Charlotte’s Web
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- I read Charlotte’s Web myself as a child.
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How many times have you read The Lord of the Rings?
- I have never read it
- I started it but didn’t finish it
- Once
- Twice
- Three times
- Four times
- Five times
- Six times
- Seven times
- Eight times
- Nine times
- Ten or more times
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Welcome to my tea party! You will start with either a croissant or a scone. We have a wide selection of different kinds of each; I’m sure we have your very favorite type.
- I will have a scone, please.
- I will have a croissant, please.
- I will just go be a curmudgeon over there…
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Do you know what kind of croissant/scone you want?
- Yes, I absolutely have a favorite in mind that I am sooo glad you have available!
- No, I need to hear all the options available before I can choose.
- Still being a curmudgeon over here.
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You’re paying cash due to various circumstances. Your change on hand leads you to give 5 cents more than you owe. In reply, while taking your money, the cashier starts speaking as if she thinks you gave exact change. Under most circumstances, would you ask for your nickel?
- Yeah
- Nah
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- I had the steak
- I had lasagna
- I had the fish
- I could make a hat
- I could make a brooch
- I could make a pterodactyl
- I’ve been in a Turkish prison
- I like gladiator movies
- I’ve seen a grown man naked
- I’d like to read that leaflet on famous Jewish sports heroes
- I always stop in the White Zone
- I always stop in the Red Zone
- I picked the wrong week to quit drinking
- I picked the wrong week to quit smoking
- I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
- I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines
- I once dated Lt. Hurwitz
- I don’t think I’ll ever forget Macho Grande
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You are walking outdoors when you spot a harmless insect that, on its current trajectory, might end up getting squashed underfoot. What do you do?
- I change my course to ensure that I don’t step on it.
- I make a point of trampling it.
- I continue walking on my course and pay the matter no further attention. If the bug happens to get trodden upon, so be it.
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You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
- Tortoise? What’s that?
- What do you mean, I’m not helping?
- Do you make up these questions, or do they write 'em down for you?
- Let me tell you about my mother.
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Hawaiian shirts:
- Love 'em! There’s a good chance I’m wearing one right now.
- I own and have been known to wear them at times.
- I don’t own any, but I’d wear one if I did.
- I like them fine on other people, but it’s not for me.
- I don’t like them, on me or on others. I just don’t like the look.
- Something else?
- What’s a Hawaiian shirt?
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When playing video games with character customization, do you typically make your character look like yourself (if the right options are available)?
- I’ve never customized a video game character.
- Yes, my character usually looks like me (perhaps with some minor tweaking)
- No, my character typically does not look like me.
- It could go either way.
- something else
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You are booked on a flight from point A to point B. You are offered a 50% discount to fly on a Boeing 737 Max aircraft. Would you accept?
- Yes
- No
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Is Geocaching still a thing?
- Yes
- Maybe there are still some die-hard fanatics out there
- No
- I have no way of knowing
- The what is a what now?
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How many times do you brush your teeth on a typical day?
- 0 - I never brush my teeth or do not have teeth.
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4 or more
- Other / it depends / it varies so much there’s no such thing as a “typical day” for me.
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Choose all that apply.
- I can fly this plane
- I didn’t have fish for dinner
- I speak jive
- Mama didn’t raise no dummy. I dug her rap.
- It’s a good think you don’t know how much I hate your guts
- Disco lives forever!
- There’s a sale at Penny’s!
- I like my coffee like my men – black
- Leon’s getting larger!
- I just want to tell you good luck. We’re all counting on you.
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Sometimes in life people ask us to be the example that they use to train someone else. For example, a cashier may train a new cashier to ring up your groceries or a doctor may have a medical student sit in on your exam. When you’ve been asked to be used as a training aid, how have you usually responded?
- I haven’t experienced this.
- I am usually willing to be a training aid.
- I am usually not willing to be a training aid.
- It could go either way.
- something else
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The movie CODA
- I saw this movie when it was released
- I have seen this movie after its initial release
- I haven’t seen this movie but I know a good deal about it
- I haven’t seen this movie but I’m generally aware of it
- I haven’t seen this movie but I knew it exists
- I had forgotten this movie existed until this poll reminded me of it
- I have no knowledge of this movie’s existence
- I want to vote other
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The first time I used a computer was:
- 1960-1964
- 1965-1969
- 1970-1974
- 1975-1979
- 1980-1984
- 1985-1989
- 1990-1994
- 1995-1999
- 2000-2004
- 2005-2009
- 2010-2014
- 2015-2019
- 2020 and later
- Today
- Pre-1960
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- I’ve used a stand alone bidet
- I’ve used a fancy toilet that had bidet spray features built in
- I’ve used an aftermarket ‘bidet’ toilet seat
- I’ve used an attached hand sprayer to wash my butt on the toilet
- None of the above
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How many people have you had a crush on in your life?
- None
- 1-10
- 11-20
- More than 20
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How many people, in your estimation, have had a crush on you?
- None
- 1-10
- 11-20
- More than 20
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Multiple choice version per requests.
DONT VOTE, USE THE POLL IN THE NEXT POST! I SCREWED THIS ONE UP!
(you can’t edit a poll after 5 min or I’d fix this one)
- I’ve used a stand alone bidet
- I’ve used a fancy toilet that had bidet spray features built in
- I’ve used an aftermarket ‘bidet’ toilet seat
- I’ve used an attached hand sprayer to wash my butt on the toilet
- None of the above
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