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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
5089

Multiple choice version that takes multiple choices! Arg!

  • I’ve used a stand alone bidet
  • I’ve used a fancy toilet that had bidet spray features built in
  • I’ve used an aftermarket ‘bidet’ toilet seat
  • I’ve used an attached hand sprayer to wash my butt on the toilet
  • None of the above
0 voters
5090

All of your clothes are lost (except for what you’re wearing right now.) You need to replace the entire wardrobe. How tough of a loss is this?

  • Eh, it’s okay. I’m not attached to any of it.
  • I’d be pissed, but it’s still not that big of a deal.
  • Devastating. The clothes mean a lot to me.
0 voters
5091

You’re driving along a two lane road. You see a cop with a radar gun focused on the traffic coming from the opposite direction.

Do you:

  • Flash your lights to alert oncoming drivers of the cop
  • Do nothing, they shouldn’t be speeding, and if they get a ticket it’s their own damn fault.
  • It depends/other/etc.
0 voters
5092

When you make scrambled eggs, do you:

  • Crack them into the pan and scramble them there
  • Pre-scramble (e.g. in a bowl) and then pour them into the pan
  • Perform some other strange, eldritch rite of egg scrambling
  • I don’t make scrambled eggs.
0 voters
5093

Have you / would you poop in a port-a-potty?

  • Sure. If the need arises I have no qualms about pooping in a port-a-potty.
  • Only if it’s an emergency situation.
  • Nope. Never have, never will.
0 voters
5094
Meat, egg, and cheese sandwich: does the cheese go on top of the egg or on top of the meat?
  • The cheese goes on top of the egg.
  • The cheese goes on top of the meat.
  • Depends on the meat. Sausage patty maybe, bacon strips no.
  • It doesn’t matter.
  • You’ve got it all wrong, the cheese goes somewhere else.
0 voters
5095

Who was the best footballer (soccer player) of all time as a 16 year old?

  • Pele
  • Maradonna
  • Yamal
  • Other
0 voters
5096

Concerning the Trump assassination attempt:

  • You are appalled by the deed but a little part of you is sad that the assassination attempt on Trump failed.
  • You are appalled by the deed but a big part of you is sad that the assassination attempt on Trump failed.
  • You are appalled by the deed and glad it did not succeed.
  • You are not appalled by the deed and you are sad that the assassination attempt on Trump failed.
  • You are not appalled by the deed but you are glad it did not succeed.
  • Other.
0 voters
5097
Tacos, I prefer:
  • American style (shredded iceburg lettuce, shredded cheese, diced tomato, taco sauce)
  • Mexican style (raw onions, cilantro, spicy salsa)
  • I like both ways equally.
  • I make them my way, and it doesn’t adhere to any “style.”
  • I don’t care for tacos.
  • I don’t understand any of this.
0 voters
5098

Have you even seen a Tesla CyberTruck ?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters

I saw my first one a few days ago

5099

Have you ever been on an airplane that did a “go around”?

That is, the plane was on its final approach to the runway, but before landing (or after touching down but before stopping), the landing was aborted and the plane circled around for another attempt at landing.

Choose all that apply to you.

  • I was a passenger on a commercial flight that did a go around
  • I was a pilot on a commercial flight that did a go around
  • I was a passenger on a small private plane that did a go around
  • I was a pilot on a small private plane that did a go around
  • I’ve never been on a plane that did a go around
  • I’m not sure
  • I’ve never been on a plane
  • Something else
0 voters
5100

Did you get this comic strip (from 2024-07-14):

  • Yes, I got it.
  • I didn’t get it yesterday, but I get it now
  • No, I still don’t get it.
0 voters
5101

Will there be another exit from the EU before 2030?

  • Yes
  • No
0 voters
5102

How do you brush your teeth?

  • Man-to-man
  • Zone
  • Some other way
0 voters
5103

Do you actually understand what “man-to-man” and “zone” mean in the above poll?

  • Yes (Or at least I think so)
  • No
0 voters
5104
When, in your opinion, was the United States the most united it’s ever been?
  • The Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.
  • The end of World War 2.
  • The moon landing.
  • The assassination of John F. Kennedy.
  • The Challenger space shuttle disaster.
  • The terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001.
  • Some other time or event.
  • Depends how you define “united.”
0 voters
5105

If you could at a flick of a switch make all nuclear weapons not owned by the United States, (and ONLY those not owned by the US) disappear would you?

  • yes
  • no
0 voters
5106
Would you prefer to wait until after the election to answer the previous poll ?
  • Yes
  • No
0 voters
5107
You somehow discover an incurable disease that causes a horrific, slow, painful death.

Do you want it named after you?
  • Yes. I accept immortality!
  • If that’s to be the only lasting remnant of my existence, I’ll reluctantly take it.
  • No, I don’t want to be directly associated with such a thing. I’ll let the pros give it a science-y name.
  • No, but I’d like to have some input on the name.
  • I don’t really care.
  • Something else?
0 voters
5108
A person regularly takes their plug-in electric car to a nearby store, plugs it in to charge, but doesn’t ever go into the store to shop. There’s a posted sign indicating their chargers are for customers only.

Is this theft?
  • Yes, this is absolutely theft.
  • Maybe. It’s dishonest, but I don’t know if it rises to the level of a crime.
  • No. EV charging is still the Wild West, and that’s just how it is until it isn’t.
  • I have no opinion on this subject.
  • Something else?
0 voters