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Which Democrats are more responsible for Trump’s victory?

  • Those who tried to push Biden out too early
  • Those who kept Biden in too long.
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Who is more responsible for Trump’s victory?

  • The people who voted for him
  • The people who voted for Harris
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If you order salmon at a nice restaurant, would you be surprised if the waitperson asked you how you want that cooked?

  • I would be surprised. Fish should be cooked properly, neither overdone nor underdone.
  • I wouldn’t be surprised. Some people like fish cooked rare, medium or well done, according to their taste.
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How do you like your salmon cooked?

  • Slightly underdone
  • Medium
  • Slightly overdone
  • Whaddaya mean? There is only one way to cook it, and that’s “perfectly”
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Hot tea:

  • Black - Lipton crap
  • Black - Earl Grey
  • Black - Chai
  • Black - Constant Comment
  • Black - Ceylon
  • Herb - Chamomile
  • Herb - Sage
  • Herb - Peppermint
  • Herb - Ginger
  • Herb - Hibiscus
  • Herb - Echinacea
  • Herb - Rooibos
  • Herb - Lemon
  • Green
  • Matcha
  • I don’t drink hot tea
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Do you own one or more trophies that you won for doing something (as an individual, not as a member of a team)? A trophy is any physical object given to you as an award for your achievement, but should be something more substantial than a certificate or other printed material.

  • Yes, for something I did in the last 5 years
  • Yes, for something I did in the last 10 years
  • Yes, for something I did in the last 20 years
  • Yes, for something I did in the last 30 years
  • Yes, for something I did in the last 40 years
  • Yes, for something I did in the last 50 years
  • Yes, for something I did more than 50 years ago
  • No, I don’t own a trophy
  • It’s complicated
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If you were driving down the road, in town, for a couple of miles with your left blinker on, and you had no intention of ever turning left, would you notice that your left blinker is on? Mark all that apply.

  • No, the blinker doesn’t make enough noise for me to hear it.
  • No, I turn up my radio so loud that I can’t hear the blinker.
  • No, I am too deaf to hear the blinker sound.
  • No, the blinker indicator on the dashboard is not bright enough for me to notice it.
  • No, the blinker indicator on the dashboard is blocked from my point of view.
  • No, I am too blind to see the blinker indicator on the dashboard.
  • No, I am too concentrated on the traffic around me to worry about the state of my blinker.
  • Yes, I can hear the blinker noises.
  • Yes, I would notice the blinker indicator on the dashboard.
  • Yes, my brain’s IO queue would remember that I turned on the blinker and need to shut it off.
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What pisses you off the most about Trump’s win?

  • LGBT
  • abortion
  • the economy
  • Ukraine
  • race
  • undermining democracy
  • environment
  • I’m happy Trump won
  • other answer
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Or:

What pisses you off the most about Trump’s win?

  • LGBT
  • abortion
  • the economy
  • Ukraine
  • race
  • undermining democracy
  • environment
  • I’m happy Trump won
  • other answer
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I got home from work last night to find a new phone book had been delivered to my home.

What do you do when you get a new phone book?

  • Immediately chuck it in the trash or recycling. Who still uses phone books?
  • Keep it, just out of habit or whatever reason, even though you’re not likely to actually use it.
  • Keep it, and plan to actually use it to look up phone numbers.
  • Keep it for some non phone related use, like to shred it and use it as hampster bedding, or light the barbecue with it, or use it as toilet paper, or whatever.
  • Other?
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  • I yell “The new phone book’s here!” like Steve Martin in The Jerk
  • I do not, but I think of that scene
  • I do neither of these
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A Hitachi Magic Wand model HV-260 personal massager is a dildo

  • Yes
  • No
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Which soon-to-be-defunct restaurant chain that I haven’t been to in years should we go to tomorrow night for one last time before they go the way of the dodo bird?

  • TGI Friday’s
  • Red Lobster
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On a scale of 0-10, how much do you believe Donald Trump cares about what is best for the American people?

  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
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If you were served a bone-in lamb chop for dinner, how would you eat it?

(Assume you are not at home, you are at a nice restaurant or a guest at someone’s home.)

  • Pick it up by the bone with your fingers, and eat it like a chicken leg.
  • Cut it up into bite-sized pieces with a knife & fork.
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If you were served a leg of chicken, how would you eat it?

(Assume you are not at home, you are at a nice restaurant or a guest at someone’s home.)

  • Cut it up into bite size pieces with a knife and fork
  • Pick up the bone with your fingers
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If you were served baby back ribs, how would you eat them?

  • Cut the meat off the bones into bite size pieces with a knife and fork
  • Pick them up by the bones with your fingers
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DId Red Lobster; let’s just say I won’t miss them when they’re defunct & have gone the way of the dodo!

  • Wrong thread?
  • Ignoring the rules?
  • Other
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At what age did you stop seeing your birthday as something to celebrate and rather a sign of aging?

  • 0-10
  • 11-20
  • 21-30
  • 31-40
  • Over 40
  • I’ve never stopped seeing my birthday as something to celebrate.
  • I’ve never seen my birthday as something to celebrate.
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Does anybody celebrate your birthday?

  • Not me.
  • Not my family
  • Not my friends
  • I do
  • Some family does
  • Some friends do
  • Some businesses send me coupons or freebies.
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