- Pass me meat from sonething that isn’t turkey.
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voters
How important is “Free Breakfast!” when choosing a hotel?
- I don’t care. It’s unlikely I will partake.
- It’s a nice bonus I guess, but not a requirement.
- Between two otherwise equal hotels, it might make the difference in my booking choice.
- It’s low on the priority list, but it’s on there.
- I like having the option, even if I don’t always take it.
- I like to get a coffee and a bagel or a doughnut and some fruit maybe.
- It’s important to me. I look for it.
- Depends on the “Free Breakfast!”
- Something else?
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voters
On a scale of 0 to 10, how good of a friend are you (in your estimation) to your closest friend or friends?
- 10- I am a shining ball of Love and Empathy!
- 9- I am a darn good friend, if I do say so myself!
- 8- Except in special circumstances, I try to be a good friend to them.
- 7- I’d say I’m usually a well above-average friend.
- 6- I try to be there for them, but I know I can do better.
- 5- I am pretty Meh as a friend. Not bad, not great. I’m fine with that.
- 4- I more or less am going through the motions.
- 3- I don’t even like them anymore. But I can’t break it off. I try to avoid them.
- 2- I am a bad friend. There! I said it! Now go away and don’t call me.
- 1- I actively try to sabotage them, I hate them so much now.
- 0 - I am a Black-Hole of Self Centerdness. Now, back to me!
- Let me show you my complex, brainy brain, and special nonconformity by choosing my favorite option: Other!
- I don’t have any close friends.
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voters
Imagine you are given instructions for a process to follow. There are two parts: a text part and an example part. The text part gives step-by-step general instructions. The example part explains what you would do at each step in a specific scenario. Suppose in the text part, there is a sentence that is ambiguous, but if you look at the example, the meaning of that sentence becomes clear. Would you feel that you have been given adequate instructions or would you think the fact that you needed to follow the example to understand them means the instructions were inadequate?
- adequate
- inadequate
- The above two options are inadequate for my answer to this poll.
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voters
Cold weather time is here (or has been for a while) - in honor of winter preparedness, a car poll!
How often do you check the air pressure of your tires, including the spare? For this poll, any inflatable tire may be considered that you use at least once a month (bicycle, motorbike, car, etc)
- Daily! Because why not?
- Less than daily, more than weekly. Caution is my byword.
- Weekly. It doesn’t take that long after all.
- Bi-Weekly. Of course, this is what my manual advises!
- Monthly (more or less). This is what everyone really does theoretically!
- Bi-Monthly. Well, at least I’m doing it more than quarterly!
- Quarterly. Well at least I’m doing it more than biannually!
- Biannually. Well, at least I’m doing it more than annually!
- Annually. I’m pretty sure I check it before winter/changing to winter tires.
- More than annually. I’ve done it a few times, but not even once a year on average.
- Never. Why bother?
- Never. I don’t own a vehicle with inflatable tires, or not one used at least once a month.
- Other - I don’t do it but my service person (professional, friend, family member) does it but I’m not sure how often.
- Other - my spouse on their deathbed demanded an oath of blood that trained servicepersons would keep my car serviced to their death and beyond, as long as I yet lived!
- Other - Whatever you like!
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voters
Someone you know or used to know is what you consider to be an Asshole. In your estimation, how did they become one?
- Bad Parenting.
- Bad Siblings.
- Bad Friends.
- Bad Schools.
- Bad Neighborhood.
- Born that way.
- I don’t know, but I wish they would Fuck Off.
- I don’t know, but I am glad they Fucked Off.
- Other.
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voters
Do you find yourself wanting to thumbs up or thumbs down other things on the internet that do not have that option? What about in real life? For example, someone giving a speech or concerning the aesthetics of someone’s shoes etc.?
- Yes on both.
- Yes on 1, no on 2.
- Yes on 2, no on 1.
- No on both.
- “Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia… or number 2?”
- What are you even talking about?
- Get off Reddit and step away from the computer Sir…
- Other
- TLDR. I just like to vote in Polls.
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voters
Which of these quintessentially British savoury dishes have you tried?
- beef Wellington
- black pudding
- bubble and squeak
- chicken tikka massala
- cock-a-leekie
- cornish pasty
- coronation chicken
- devilled kidneys
- faggots
- fish and chips
- full breakfast
- haggis
- jellied eels
- kedgeree
- Lancashire hotpot
- neeps and tatties
- ploughman’s lunch
- red pudding
- saveloy
- scotch egg
- shepherd’s pie
- steak and kidney pie
- Sunday roast
- Welsh rarebit
- white pudding
- Yorkshire pudding
- none of the above
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voters
How do you pronounce the “s” in “parmesan”?
- With a “z” sound, like in “Amazon”
- With an “s” sound, like in “arson”
- With a “zh” sound, like in “pleasure”
- I pronounce it some other way
- I’m not familiar with that word
- I’m familiar with the word but I don’t know how to pronounce it
- This list of options has not captured the delicate nuance of my situation
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voters
Parent A and Parent B have a 7-year-old daughter. They enjoy feeding squirrels. The critters that visit them are black or brown. The parents casually refer to them as “Blackie” or “Brownie” (for example, “Blackie grabbed three nuts and ran up the tree.”)
One day the daughter said, “you shouldn’t call him Blackie, that’s racist.”
The parents disagree as to how to approach this. Parent A believes they should honor the daughter’s wishes and come up with new nicknames, praising her for her awareness of the social issue. Parent B believes that the names are descriptive, not racist, and they should explain this to their daughter and continue to use them.
With which parents do you most agree?
- I agree with Parent A (new names)
- I agree with Parent B (same names)
- Other / it depends
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voters
Dana is an 18 year old who lives in a liberal Western democracy. His/her family go to Elbonia on holiday. Elbonia has made no secret that some things are against the law and may incur severe penalties, including many things that are either not illegal or very minor in Dana’s home country. Dana commits such an “offence”, whether through ignorance of the law or overconfidence is unclear. Dana may be going to prison for 20 years but Elbonia indicate that there may be a deal to be had if LWD give them concessions.
- No concessions. Dana made his/her bed.
- Give concessions in the thousands of dollars
- Give concessions on the level of $100,000
- Give concessions of $1,000,000 or more.
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voters
Which dances from the 60’s would you recognize if you saw them being performed?
- The Monkey
- The Mashed Potato
- The Alligator
- The Watusi
- The Twist
- The Fly
- The Swim
- The Bird
- The Duck
- The Jerk
- The Pony
- The Boney Maroney
- None of the above
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voters
How are you doing on your Christmas shopping?
- I’ve already bought all my gifts.
- I’m most of the way done but still have some gifts to pick up.
- It’s all been ordered and I’m just waiting for deliveries.
- I’m about halfway.
- I’ve started buying gifts
- I’m still in the planning stages.
- I haven’t started at all.
- Let me get past Thanksgiving before you ask me.
- I’m waiting for my Christmas bonus.
- I’m waiting for Black Friday.
- I’m waiting for Christmas Eve.
- I’m Russian. I don’t have to think about this until January.
- I don’t exchange gifts.
- Somebody else does all my gift shopping.
- What do you mean? Santa delivers all the gifts.
- Shut the fuck up, Nemo.
- Other
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voters
If Donald Trump is unable to be inaugurated, for whatever reason, will the resulting administration be better, or worse without him?
- Better
- Worse
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voters
To what extent do you hold the political sentiment, “The other side cannot be reasoned with, only out-voted?”
- Not at all
- Some
- A lot
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voters
How many syllables in the word “fire”?
- One.
- Two.
- One—no, two—no, wait… I dunno?
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voters
Do you have a last will and testament?
- Yes
- No
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voters
(Why is it called that? Sounds like “cease and desist” - redundant)
Do you have an advance healthcare directive?
- Yes
- No
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voters
Is the Friday after Thanksgiving a paid holiday where you work? If you’re retired or otherwise not working answer for the last place you worked.
- Yes, we get that day off as a paid holiday.
- No, the Friday after Thanksgiving is considered a normal work day. If I want that day off I have to use vacation/PTO, work a different day to make up for it, take it as an unpaid day off, or similar.
- I don’t work a traditional Mon-Fri schedule, and I get that day off, but just because it’s a normal day off, not because of the holiday.
- I’m self employed. It’s up to me whether I work that day or not.
- I’m not American, so of course it’s a normal work day, but I still insist on voting.
- I’ve never had a job in my entire life.
- Other. Somehow none of the choices above accurately describe my work situation this Friday.
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voters
Are you retired?
- Yes
- No
- Soon! (< 1 year)
- Soon (1-3 years)
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voters
Do “liar” and “fire” have the same number of syllables?
- Yes, they both have two.
- Yes, they both have one.
- No, “liar” has two and “fire” has one.
- No, “fire” has two and “liar” has one.
- something else
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voters
Do “liar” and “fire” rhyme?
- Yes
- No
- something else
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voters