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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
5570

“Crasshole”

  • a good word that bears repeating in these troubled times
  • enough with the portmanteaus, stop trying to mess with the language
  • huh?
  • two scoops
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5571

Which of the following European soft drinks have you tried?

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5572

On the Windows computer that you use most often, where do you have the taskbar placed?

  • On the bottom of the desktop
  • On the top of the desktop
  • On the right side of the desktop
  • On the left side of the desktop
  • You can move the taskbar?
  • What’s a taskbar?
  • I don’t use any Windows computers
  • Something else
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5573

Regardless where the task bar is I…

  • Keep it on the desktop
  • Hide it on the desktop until I mouse where it is
  • You can hide it?
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5574

I prefer to use

  • Windows
  • Mac
  • Chrome
  • Ubuntu
  • KDE
  • Gnome
  • Android (phone or tablet)
  • iPhone/iPad
  • Linux/Unix shell
  • DOS
  • ENIAC
  • wooden abacus, slide rule, paper and pencil/pen
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5575

I live on a

  • Alley
  • Avenue
  • Boulevard
  • Camino
  • Circle
  • Drive
  • Lane
  • Road
  • Route
  • Rue
  • Street
  • Way
  • other
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5576

I live in a…

If you don’t live within the limits of any municipality, go by where the Post Office that delivers your mail is located.

  • -berg / -burg / --burgh
  • -boro / -borough
  • -ton / -town
  • -ville
  • -field
  • -opolis / -apolis
  • -port
  • -ford
  • -land
  • -bridge
  • -ridge
  • -berry / -bury
  • [something] City
  • [something] Falls or Rapids
  • [something] Point
  • [something] Beach
  • [something] Valley
  • [something] Lake
  • My municipality has some other suffix or word on the end.
  • My municipality doesn’t have any sort of suffix or word on the end.
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5577

You post what you think is an interesting poll, only to find it is not nearly as popular as another poll- which is infinitely dumber and less interesting. What is your reaction?

  • People Suck.
  • Their Loss.
  • A previous poll of yours must have pissed off a bunch of people.
  • Popularity contests are for teenagers.
  • Time to get a clue: people love dumb and boring, as long as it is about them.
  • “Don’t sweat the small stuff."
  • There is no accounting for taste.
  • Maybe…nah, couldn’t be that. Nope. No way.
  • Make a snarky poll about it to try to feel better.
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5578

Does your kitchen have a theme (e.g. Fruit, Sunflowers, Farmhouse)?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Maybe
  • I don’t have a kitchen
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5579

Have you ever, even once, made the heart symbol with your hands?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Who did what now?
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5580
  • don’t sweat the petty things
  • don’t pet the sweaty things
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5581
Have you ever visited a Mall Santa?
  • My parents took me when I was a kid.
  • I’ve taken my own kids to a Mall Santa.
  • We had/have malls with Santas but I’ve never gone or been taken.
  • We had/have malls but we didn’t/don’t have Mall Santas.
  • We didn’t/don’t have malls.
  • Just no.
  • Something else?
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5582
  • I’ve been to a Santa but it wasn’t at a shopping mall.
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5583

Karen’s Khristmas Kocktail no no no no, Caren’s Christmas Cocktail is a concoction which is composed of Trader Joe’s spiced apple cider, ginger ale and flavored vodka. People mix their own, so they control their own proportions. What kind of flavored vodka would you like to try in this Cocktail?

  • Vanilla
  • Caramel
  • Cinnamon
  • Cranberry
  • Peppermint
  • Whipped Cream
  • Plain, boring, vodka-flavored vodka
  • Some other flavor or spirit that was criminally left off of this list, and that I will complain about on the discussion thread
  • I’ll take my cocktail without any vodka.
  • I’m not drinking this crazy concoction in any form!
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5584

What is your favorite Christmas special?

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas
  • A Chipmunk Christmas
  • Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
  • Frosty the Snowman
  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  • Mr. Magoo’s Christmas Carol
  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  • Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
  • The Star Wars Holiday Special
  • Bah humbug! I don’t like any of them.
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5585

Your phone rings and it’s someone you know so you pick up the call and they say “ what are you doing?”

What’s your reply?

  • Hey, what are YOU doing?
  • Nothing, should I be doing something?
  • Picking my nose/toes/butt why do you ask?
  • I’m busy, call ya later.
  • Same. Talking to you.
  • You called me, wassup?
  • don’t you dare other me!
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5586

What the youngest woman who be age appropriate for a 70 year-old man to date?

Assume cisgender straight male dating a cisgender straight female.

  • 70
  • 65
  • 60
  • 55
  • 50
  • 45
  • 40
  • 35
  • 30
  • 25
  • 20
  • 18
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5587

How rich is the man?

  • Doesn’t matter because my answer doesn’t depend on the wealth of the man.
  • Wealthier men can get away with dating even younger women
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5588

You’re out of the house, not with a friend or family member. What item are you most likely not to have with you? (if you’re swimming at a leisure centre for example the items in the locker are still “with you” for this purpose)

  • Money (cash or card)
  • keys to your house/flat
  • Your phone
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5589

What commonly wakes you from your sleep? Check all that apply.

  • aches and pains
  • alarm set on clock, watch, phone, etc.
  • allergies
  • construction noise
  • domestic animals other than my own pets (livestock, neighbours’ pets, etc.)
  • doorbell
  • falling out of bed
  • feeling too cold
  • feeling too hot
  • insomnia
  • moonlight
  • my bladder
  • my bowels
  • my child(ren)
  • my neighbour(s)
  • my other relative(s)
  • my pet(s)
  • my roommate
  • my spouse/partner
  • nightmares
  • pedestrian traffic
  • phone ringing/notification
  • sunlight
  • vehicle traffic
  • weather (wind, rain, thunder)
  • wild animals (birds, etc.)
  • yard work (leaf blowers, lawnmowers, etc.)
  • something else
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