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Better musician:
  • Mark Walhberg
  • Donnie Wahlberg

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Didn’t buttered toast get somebody in here in a spot of trouble?

Aah yes…

You are with your spouse on the sofa when a family member (parents, sibling, etc.) suddenly calls you on the phone. What do you do?

  • take the call right there, in front of your spouse
  • go to a room or something
  • hang up

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I am a commuter. While commuting, I most often listen to:

  • AM radio
  • FM radio
  • Streaming music
  • Audio book
  • Podcast
  • Nothing
  • CD
  • 8-track tape
  • Other

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Which is worse?

  • living in chronic physical pain
  • living in great fear

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Why did mmm include 8-track tapes in this poll, but not cassette tapes?

  • He just forgot about cassettes
  • Because no one listens to tapes anymore anyway. 8-tracks were clearly just included as a joke answer.

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Satellite radio (e.g. SiriusXM) is considered which one of these:

  • AM radio
  • FM radio
  • Streaming music
  • Audio book
  • Podcast
  • Nothing
  • CD
  • 8-track tape
  • More archaic than cassettes or 8-track tapes
  • Other

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Mean Mr. Mustard had brain flatus and wrote streaming music when he knows darn well it’s called satellite radio, and he also meant 8-tracks - which are way funnier than cassettes - as a joke.

  • Yes
  • All of the above

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Better actor:
  • Mark Wahlberg
  • Donnie Wahlberg

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Are you bummed that mmm apparently didn’t think of you using a USB drive full of MP3s or an MP3 player plugged into your car’s stereo?

  • Yeah
  • Nah

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Do you know how to play bridge?

  1. No.
  2. Somewhat. I can hold my own at party bridge.
  3. I play ok and occasionally enjoy duplicate bridge.
  4. I love playing bridge and I am a decent or better than average partner.
  5. I am good enough to play in tournaments and at least feel competent.
  6. I have achieved a Life Master or higher rating.

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So…Wordle…

  • The maker of Wordle has sold out to the NYT like the corporate whore he is and has ruined a beautiful thing
  • It’s nice that the guy who made a little game for his wife has been able to garner some reward for the enjoyment he’s given to so many others for free
  • I’m happy for the Wordle guy but the NYT still suck
  • Eh. Wordle’s peaked anyway, and in a month or so no one would have been playing it anyway
  • I don’t care about Wordle, and am baffled by its global cult status.
  • What is this “Wordle” of which you speak? I have never heard of it, on account of being in a coma for the past two months, in a cave, on Mars

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  • I know how to play euchre
  • I do not know how to play euchre but I have heard of it
  • I do not know how to play euchre (and what in tarnation is euchre?)

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At some point in my life I have owned a car with:

  • An infotainment system with streaming music apps
  • Apple Car Play or the Android equivilant which I can’t remember the name of
  • Satellite radio
  • Bluetooth connection
  • Aux port
  • CD player
  • Cassette player
  • 8-track player
  • Record player (apparently car record players existed)
  • AM/FM radio only, without any media player
  • AM only radio
  • No audio system at all

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  • I have Car Play or Andoid Auto and use it constantly and it’s great
  • I have Car Play or Andoid Auto and think it’s stupid and disable it. Seriously, I just wanted to charge my phone not have it take over my car.

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  • Sherlock Holmes
  • Dr. John H. Watson

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Commanding officer you’d most want to serve under.

  • Kirk
  • Picard
  • Sisko
  • Janeway
  • Archer
  • Burnham
  • Freeman

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Favorite POTUS on Mount Rushmore.

  • Washington
  • Jefferson
  • Lincoln
  • T.R.

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Greatest British Prime Minister.

  • Robert Walpole
  • Pitt the Elder
  • Pitt the Younger
  • Duke of Wellington
  • Benjamin Disraeli
  • William Gladstone
  • David Lloyd George
  • Winston Churchill
  • Clement Attlee
  • Margaret Thatcher
  • John Major
  • Tony Blair
  • Gordon Brown
  • David Cameron
  • Theresa May
  • Boris Johnson
  • Another PM not listed here

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Best Wordle starting word

  • ADIEU
  • AROSE
  • STAND
  • PERIL
  • RANTS
  • LENDS

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