A longwinded poll involving cats (mostly) and catpans. For the relevant questions, if you live with multiple indoor or indoor/outdoor cats, N is the number of such cats who you live with. If your situation has varied as to the number of cats and pans, pick all that apply.
My household uses this many catpans:
N + 1 catpans, each of them in a different location in the house, or at least some of them significantly separated from the others.
N + 1 catpans, but all close to each other in the house.
More than two catpans, but no more than the number of cats; in different locations in the house.
More than two catpans, but no more than the number of cats; in basically the same location.
Two catpans, separated; although I live with more than two cats.
Two catpans, more or less together; although I live with more than two cats;
One catpan, although I live with two cats.
One catpan, although I live with three or more cats.
Two catpans, separated, although I live with only one cat.
Two catpans, close together, although I live with only one cat.
More than two catpans, although I live with only one cat.
One catpan; I live with only one cat.
No catpans. I live with at least one cat who comes indoors, but they all go outside to eliminate.
No catpans. The cats of my household all live outside.
No catpans. I don’t live with any cats.
I don’t live with any cats; but I live with a non-human of some other species, and that creature uses at least one catpan.
Other. Despite the length of this list, I’ve probably left something out.
Which of the following statements apply to any pets you have now, or had at any time in the past? By “real” name, I mean one that you would report in formal or official contexts, such as when registering your pet with a veterinarian, licensing authority, breeding association, etc. By “other” name, I mean a nickname or some other epithet or term of endearment/derision.
I (almost) always addressed my pet by its real name.
I usually addressed my pet by its real name, but sometimes used some other name.
I usually addressed my pet by some other name, but sometimes used its real name.
I (almost) never addressed my pet by its real name, but rather used some other name.
I used so many different names to address my pet that I wouldn’t consider any one of them to be its real name.
My pet had a name of some sort, but I never used any name to address it.
My pet never had a name of any sort, and I never addressed it.
My pet never had a name of any sort, but I did address it using generic or indirect formulations (“Hey you!”, etc.).
Other people who regularly addressed my pet tended to use the same name I addressed it with.
Other people who regularly addressed my pet tended to use a different name than the one I addressed it with.
Nearly half of U.S. adults sleep with their pets, but this cozy habit often backfires. Research shows it’s linked to poorer sleep quality, increased insomnia, and frequent night wakings. While pets provide emotional comfort, their movements and noises can disrupt a good night’s rest. Exploratory analyses indicated that the negative impact of co-sleeping with pets on human sleep was more associated with dog ownership than cat ownership, more pronounced when individuals own a greater number of pets, and not impacted by bondedness to pets.
I sleep with dog/s and sleep well
I sleep with dog/s and don’t sleep well
Someone and I sleep with dog/s and sleep well
Someone and I sleep with dog/s and one or both of us don’t sleep well
I sleep with cat/s and sleep well
I sleep with cat/s and don’t sleep well
Someone and I sleep with cat/s and sleep well
Someone and I sleep with cat/s and one or both of us don’t sleep well
I sleep with dog/s and cat/s and sleep well
I sleep with dog/s and cat/s and don’t sleep well
Someone and I sleep with dog/s and cat/s and sleep well
Someone and I sleep with dog/s and cat/s and one or both of us don’t sleep well
The typography gods have decreed that the usual double and single quotation marks (“…” and ‘…’) are hereby banished from the English language. You have been appointed to borrow a replacement from another language. Select one of the following pairs for primary and secondary (inner) quotes that will henceforth be used for all English texts:
«…» and „…“ (used in Mongolian, Russian, Uzbek)
«…» and ‹…› (used in Amharic, Uyghur, Swiss French/German/Italian)
»…« and ›…‹ (used in Danish, German)
»…» and ’…’ (used in Finnish, Swedish)
”…” and ’…’ (used in Bosnian, Swedish)
„…“ and ’…‘ (used in Macedonian)
„…“ and ’…’ (used in Bulgarian)
„…“ and ‚…‘ (used in Czech, German, Slovak, Slovene)
„…” and «…» (used in Romanian)
„…” and »…« (used in Hungarian, Polish)
„…” and ’…’ (used in Serbian)
„…” and ‚…’ (used in Dutch)
《…》 and 〈…〉 (used in North Korean, Tai Lue, Tai Le, Tibetan)