Seriously?
- Uh-huh
- Nah
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“Everyone”
- Includes dogs
- No. Only people.
0 voters
Best Day of the Week
- Monday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Saturday
- Sunday
0 voters
Pope John Paul II took an early lead over Lech Walesa in the poll (way) above. But now Lech Walesa has a commanding lead. Why?
- Trolls
- Mail-in ballots
- People can’t decide and they keep switching their votes
- People needed some time to do their own research and determine the best choice.
- People want to mess with my head.
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Are you “The Old Man” at work?
- Yes
- No, I’m young.
- No, I’m female.
- No, I’m both female and young.
- No, they wouldn’t DARE!
0 voters
Blade Runner: Is Deckard a replicant?
- Yes
- No
0 voters
Major Kira from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Terrorist or freedom fighter?
- Terrorist
- Freedom fighter
0 voters
Remo Williams or Samurai Cat?
- Remo Williams is the avatar of Shiva the Destroyer.
- Yeah, but Samurai Cat is a stud!
0 voters
Hey, let’s not forget…
- Jennifer Marlowe
- Bailey Quarters
0 voters
- Drive to school
- Bring your lunch
0 voters
Which is better for this thread?
- Polls which close early, so the asker gets results
- Polls which stay open so you can have fun voting
0 voters
You’ve come to a fork in the road. To the left is a railroad station. To the right is a steep gravel road.
- steep road, it will build my character
- railroad, my character is okay, just get me there
0 voters
“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” - Woody Allen
I choose:
- Despair and utter hopelessness
- Total extinction
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Things you’ve forgotten
- How to socialize
- How/when to shake hands
- How to drive stick-shift
- FORTRAN
- The Cat Lawyer meme of Feb 2020
- Right hand rule
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November 22, 1963
- Lee Harvey Oswald, alone
- Lee Harvey Oswald, as part of a larger group
- A different individual
- A group that didn’t include Lee Harvey Oswald
- I shouted out “Who killed the Kennedys?” when after all, it was you and me.
0 voters
Waitaminute, was Cat Lawyer meme from 2020 or 2021?
- 2020
- 2021
0 voters
- Dogs have personalities.
- Only a person can have a person-ality.
0 voters
Dancers on break?
Dan
Holy katz, my votes agree with 96.7% of dopers! Disturbing AND gratifying.
Except the no discussion vote.
Dan
Recognizing the initial “no discussion” qualifier of this thread, should Dandan’s two previous posts be deleted?
- yes
- affirmative
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