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Growing up, were you ever told a saying to the effect of, “If an ugly woman is about to sing on stage, pay attention - she’s not up there for her looks, so her voice must be amazing?”

(ignoring the sexist or looks-ist nature of the saying - just asking if you were told an axiom of this sort - not just in singing, but in other fields and occupations as well)

  • yes
  • no
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Which error bothers you the most?

  • The car lost it’s tire.
  • Did the car loose a tire?
  • Be careful when your driving that car.
  • I should of taken the other car.
  • That car is better then this one.
  • Our car is better than there car.
  • I think so to.
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Which of these common food allergens are you allergic to?

  • Milk
  • Egg
  • Peanut
  • Soy
  • Wheat
  • Tree Nuts
  • Shellfish
  • Fish
  • Sesame
  • none of these
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Which of these (mostly) old-school beers did your father drink in your youth?

  • Ballantine
  • Blatz
  • Budweiser
  • Carling Black Label
  • Coors
  • E&B
  • Falstaff
  • Genesee
  • Goebel
  • Hamm’s
  • Leinenkugel’s
  • McSorley’s
  • Meister Brau
  • Michelob
  • Miller
  • Old Milwaukee
  • Olympia
  • Pabst
  • Red, White, & Blue
  • Schaefer
  • Schlitz
  • Stroh’s
  • Yuengling
  • Dad did not drink beer
  • Other
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  • Next time we’ll get a couple cars.
  • I agree. Last time we where very crowded.
  • We will be driving everyday so we want to have comfort.
  • I think hiring 2 cars will be abit too pricy though.
  • I’ll pay your share so it won’t effect you.
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  • We will be driving everyday
  • We will be driving every day
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While we’re at it, shouldn’t that be “affect”?

  • yes
  • no
  • other
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  • I thought using the wrong form of affect/effect was the point; that was meant to be another “which error bothers you the most?” poll, and that was the (intentional) error.
  • No, it should be “affect”.
  • Other
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Which of these errors bothers you most?

  • Will this poll pass mustard?
  • For all intensive purposes, this poll is fine.
  • You’re such a pre-Madonna.
  • What’s the statue of limitations on these errors?
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As long as we’re doing this

  • Rodger
  • Roger
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  • We have clearance, Clarence
  • Roger, Roger
  • What’s our vector, Victor?
  • That’s Clarence Oveur. Over
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What’s going on with the last several polls?

  • Poll madness has set in, and now all we see is gibberish.
  • All the good questions have been asked, and this is all that is left.
  • It’s just pleasant whimsy.
  • There is a deep meaning to these, and it’s not our fault if others don’t see it.
  • Other, because SOME PEOPLE always want an “Other” option.
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When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?

  • Some huge aspiration - famous pro athlete, president, astronaut, movie star, etc.
  • Some respectable but modest aspiration - surgeon, airline captain, pharmacist, etc.
  • No particular aspiration, or just a normal role
  • other answer
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Has your life met or exceeded your childhood aspirations?

  • My life is better than I would have predicted
  • My life is about the same as I had predicted
  • My life is less than I had predicted
  • Much worse, omg, so much worse
  • Hard to say, it’s complicated, other
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Have you been to the Grand Canyon?

  • Yes
  • No
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If yes, was it worth it?

  • Yes
  • No
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If no, do you want to go?

  • Yes
  • No
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Is your daily schedule on your phone color coded with different colors for things like home repair, medical appts., social events, bills due, etc.

  • yes
  • no
  • I don’t keep a schedule on my phone
  • I don’t have a phone
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Did you attend a “no kings” rally today (October 18, 2025)?

  • Yes
  • No
  • The day is still young
  • Other
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How long would you be entertained by your current untouched backlog of books, movies, hobby projects, etc that you absolutely ARE going to crack…eventually?

  • I am all caught up on my entertainment and hobbies
  • Hours
  • Days
  • Weeks
  • Months
  • Years
  • Enough to last me the rest of my life (and I’m not THAT old)
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In my neighborhood, there are several public boxes of dog poop bags for people to take and use when they walk their dogs. As I was walking past it today, a car pulled up with a big dog in the bag seat. The driver got out, walked up to the box of bags, and pulled out a string of maybe 50 bags, tore them off, got back in his car with them, and drove off.

What do you think?

  • That’s perfectly fine no matter what he does with them.
  • That’s fine assuming he eventually uses them for their intended purpose.
  • That’s ok only if he uses them in the local neighborhood.
  • That’s not ok; you should only take one at a time for use on your current walk, and he wasn’t even walking his dog at the time.
  • Something else.
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Have you ever had your life saved?

For the purpose of this poll, answers limited to being saved by another person from an imminent threat of mortal physical danger. Medical intervention limited to emergency first aid or trauma care. Not including emotional, financial or religious intervention.

  • Yes
  • No
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