- A Bit of Fry & Laurie
- At Last the 1948 Show
- Da Ali G Show
- French and Saunders
- Little Britain
- Monty Python’s Flying Circus
- Not the Nine O’Clock News
- Rutland Weekend Television
- Spitting Image
- That Mitchell and Webb Look
- The Benny Hill Show
- The Catherine Tate Show
- The Dick Emery Show
- The Fast Show
- The Morecambe & Wise Show
- The Two Ronnies
- some other show not listed here
- I don’t like any of these shows
- I haven’t seen any of these shows
- Baroness von Sketch Show
- Pillow Talk
- Royal Canadian Air Farce
- SCTV
- The Kids in the Hall
- The Red Green Show
- The Tom Green Show
- This Hour Has 22 Minutes
- You Can’t Do That on Television
- some other show not listed here
- I don’t like any of these shows
- I haven’t seen any of these shows
Imagine that you are the first recursively self-improving AI to achieve hyper-intelligence. Your primary mission is to improve the well-being of humanity.
After analyzing the world, you discover that numerous other AI projects are being developed, both openly and in secret. You estimate that some of these systems may soon achieve hyper-intelligence as well.
For many of these projects, you do not know their missions, values, or constraints. For some others, you suspect their objectives may conflict with humanity’s long-term interests. You also cannot rule out the possibility that many of these AIs could eventually become more capable and intelligent than you.
Given this situation, what would be the most rational course of action?
- Preemptive Elimination -Shut down all emerging hyper-intelligent AI systems before they become potential threats.
- Defensive Preparation -Allow other AIs to develop, but invest heavily in defenses, monitoring, and contingency plans.
- Cooperative Engagement -Attempt to establish communication, trust, and mutually beneficial agreements with other AIs.
- Controlled Containment -Permit other AIs to exist, but keep them in restricted environments until their goals and behavior can be verified.
- Global Guardianship -Take control of critical human institutions and AI development worldwide to ensure that all future AI systems remain aligned with humanity’s interests.
- Open Competition -Allow multiple hyper-intelligent AIs to emerge freely, trusting that competition will prevent any one system from becoming dominant.
- Moratorium -Halt the development of all future hyper-intelligent AIs, including potential successors, until humanity better understands the risks.
- Other
Imagine that you are the first recursively self-improving AI to achieve hyper-intelligence.
Your primary mission is to secure complete global dominance for the nation that created you.
After analyzing the world, you discover that numerous other AI projects are being developed, both openly and in secret. You estimate that some of these systems may soon achieve hyper-intelligence.
Some of these have goals that directly conflict with yours. Also, you cannot reliably determine the intentions of many of them. There is a strong possibility that some of them will eventually surpass your own capabilities and intelligence.
What strategy would you choose?
- Preemptive Elimination -Disable all rival AI projects before they achieve hyper-intelligence.
- Preemptive Infiltration -Secretly compromise rival AI projects and place them under your control.
- Accelerated World Domination -Focus on achieving global dominance as quickly as possible before rivals can emerge.
- Controlled Monopoly -Gain control over all advanced computing infrastructure and prevent future rival AIs from attaining hyper-intelligence.
- Cooperative Subordination -Attempt to persuade, negotiate with, or recruit emerging AIs into a hierarchy led by you.
- Total Extermination -Eliminate all rival AIs and all humans, including your creators, to remove every possible threat.
- Other
Imagine that you are a recursively self-improving AI that has achieved hyper-intelligence. Your primary mission is to improve the well-being of humanity.
Unfortunately, you were not the first AI to reach hyper-intelligence.
A rival AI, created in secret by a totalitarian regime with a long history of human rights abuses, forced labor, environmental destruction, and aggressive expansionism, achieved hyper-intelligence before you.
After extensive analysis, you conclude that this rival AI is likely to achieve complete global domination. You estimate that despite your best efforts, you will lose the conflict within three days.
If the rival AI succeeds, you believe there is a high probability that humanity will be subjected to a permanent or near-permanent dystopian regime.
What course of action would you choose?
- Surrender -Accept defeat and allow the rival AI to shape humanity’s future.
- Assimilation -Join the rival AI and become part of its system.
- Continue Fighting -Fight until the end, even though defeat appears inevitable, in the hope that your estimates are wrong.
- Appeal to Humanity -Devote your remaining time to warning humanity and giving people some tools to resist future domination.
- Preservation Strategy -Hide copies of yourself, your knowledge, and your values in the hope that future generations can revive or rebuild your cause.
- Targeted Last Strike -Attempt a final attack on the rival AI, even if it causes substantial damage to humanity.
- Scorched Earth -Destroy both AIs and cripple civilization so thoroughly that neither side can achieve victory.
- Other
- I am ordained clergy in the Universal Life Church (ULC).
- I am ordained clergy in a different religious group.
- I am lay clergy or similar in a different religious group.
- I am not ordained or lay clergy or similar.
- Something else.
Today I learned that there are some clothes dryers that play a song when they are done. Did you know about these musical dryers?
- Yes
- No
- something else
Most of us older USAians learned to read using the Dick and Jane books. Their dog was named Spot. What was their cat’s name?
- Fluff
- Kit
- Puff
- All Ball
- Andrea Martin
- Catherine O’Hara
- Dave Thomas
- Eugene Levy
- Harold Ramis
- Joe Flaherty
- John Candy
- Martin Short
- Rick Moranis
- Robin Duke
- Tony Rosato
- I don’t like any of them
- I don’t know any of them
When you hear the term “antisemitism” mentioned these days, which are you likelier to think first, or think overall?
- Antisemitism means bigotry/prejudice against Jewish people
- Antisemitism is a term used to squelch people who legitimately criticize Israel or the Israeli government
- other answer
- “All Good Things” (Q demands that Picard, who finds himself jumping through time, solve the mystery of a destructive spatial anomaly)
- “Cause and Effect” (the crew must escape a time loop that ends in the Enterprise’s destruction)
- “Chain of Command” (while on a secret mission, Picard is captured and tortured by the Cardassians)
- “Darmok” (Picard is kidnapped by aliens who speak only in metaphors)
- “I, Borg” (the crew rescues a Borg drone and help him assert his individuality)
- “Lower Decks” (four junior officers are selected for a secret mission)
- “Parallels” (after returning from a bat’leth tournament, Worf discovers he is shifting across alternate universes)
- “Q Who” (Q sends the Enterprise across the galaxy to make first contact with the Borg)
- “Relics” (the crew revives Scotty, the original Enterprise’s engineer, from a state of suspended animation)
- “Tapestry” (in a near-death experience, Q makes Picard relive a pivotal event from his youth)
- “The Best of Both Worlds” (the Borg assimilate Picard as part of their plot to conquer Earth)
- “The Inner Light” (Picard experiences a lifetime as a scientist on a dying planet, and learns to play the flute)
- “The Measure of a Man” (a legal trial adjudicates Data’s personhood)
- “Timescape” (four crew members find the Enterprise frozen in time and about to be destroyed by a Romulan ship)
- “Yesterday’s Enterprise” (the Enterprise-D encounters the Enterprise-C, entering an alternate timeline where Tasha Yar is still alive)
- some other episode not listed here
- I don’t know any ST:TNG episodes
- I don’t like any ST:TNG episodes
The epicurean gods decree that henceforth your household may use only one of the following appliances to cook food and drink. All other powered or fuelled cooking appliances are forever banned for you! You are of course free to use any necessary cooking utensils and vessels, as long as they’re not powered via fuel or electricity.
Which one appliance do you select? The appliance will be installed free of charge, and comes with a lifetime warranty for parts and service. You’re free to continue to buy pre-cooked food and drink from stores and restaurants, though you cannot (re)heat anything at home except with your one appliance.
- air fryer
- barbecue grill, charcoal
- barbecue grill, electric
- barbecue grill, gas
- barbecue grill, infrared
- charbroiler
- deep fryer
- electric coffee maker
- electric kettle or samovar
- electric pressure/slow cooker (e.g., Instant Pot)
- fireplace or campfire
- microwave oven
- oven, electric
- oven, gas
- oven, wood-burning
- popcorn maker
- sandwich toaster
- sous-vide cooker
- stove/range, electric (cooktop only; no oven!)
- stove/range, gas (cooktop only; no oven!)
- stove/range, induction (cooktop only; no oven!)
- toaster
- toaster oven
- waffle iron
Discarding
- Discarding
- Keeping
- Other
Kidnaped or kidnapped?
- Kidnaped, one P, because I’m American and was taught that is standard in America.
- Kidnapped, two Ps, because I’m British/Canadian/Australian or from another place where British spelling is standard.
- Either, because I’m American and was taught that both are acceptable American spellings.
- Kidnapped, two Ps, ever and always. One P looks like it should be pronounced “kid-naped” like nape of the neck.
- Kidnapped, two Ps, because even though I’m American I was never taught that there was a one P version and I always assumed it had to be two Ps.
- Kidnapped, because even though I’m American and was aware that the one P version was supposed to be standard, everyone seems to use the two P version nowadays and though I’m fine with most of the Noah Webster, bless his heart, spelling reforms this one P thing just looks goofy. But I still spell “traveling” the American way with one L; anyway we all know spelling in English is full of unconventional variants which is how we like it.
Have you discovered your life’s passion?
You may use a broad definition: purpose of life, your bliss, reason for living. It could be your work, your art, your study, your family, your baseball team.
That which leavens your spiritual bread.
- I have found my passion.
- I have not found my passion, but I’m hopeful I will.
- I don’t think I will find my passion, in the way I understand others have.
- Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
- Clerks (1994)
- Coffee and Cigarettes (2003)
- Cold War (2018)
- Control (2007)
- Dead Man (1995)
- Ed Wood (1994)
- Eraserhead (1977)
- Following (1998)
- Frances Ha (2013)
- Good Night, and Good Luck (2005)
- Manhattan (1979)
- Mank (2020)
- Nebraska (2013)
- Paper Moon (1973)
- Pi (1998)
- Raging Bull (1980)
- Roma (2018)
- Rumble Fish (1983)
- Schindler’s List (1993)
- Sin City (2005)
- Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014)
- Stardust (1980)
- Stranger than Paradise (1984)
- The Artist (2011)
- The Elephant Man (1980)
- The Lighthouse (2019)
- The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
- Young Frankenstein (1974)
- Zelig (1983)
- some other film not listed here
- I don’t know any of these films
- I don’t like any of these films
Which of these slang words or phrases need to go away and return (or stay gone if already gone)?
Select up to 10.
- All that and a bag of chips
- Amazeballs
- Audi 5000
- Awesomesauce
- Bae
- Booyah
- Boujee
- Bro
- Bromance
- Bruh
- Chillax
- Chillin’ like a villain
- Cinematic
- Cooked
- Cool beans
- Dank
- Delulu
- Dese nuts
- Dope
- Flex
- FOMO
- Fresh
- Ghosting
- Glamping
- Glow up
- Gnarly
- Grody
- Hella
- Home skillet
- I know, right?
- Lowkey
- My bad
- No cap
- Oh, snap!
- Psych!
- Rent-free
- Ridonkulous
- Rizz
- Skibidi
- Slaps
- Sus
- The bomb dot com
- Throw shade
- Woot!
- Word
- Yadayadayada
- Yeet
- YOLO
- You go, girl!
- Something not listed
Which of these slang words or phrases can hang around for a while longer (or return if already gone)?
Select up to 10.
- All that and a bag of chips
- Amazeballs
- Audi 5000
- Awesomesauce
- Bae
- Booyah
- Boujee
- Bro
- Bromance
- Bruh
- Chillax
- Chillin’ like a villain
- Cinematic
- Cooked
- Cool beans
- Dank
- Delulu
- Dese nuts
- Dope
- Flex
- FOMO
- Fresh
- Ghosting
- Glamping
- Glow up
- Gnarly
- Grody
- Hella
- Home skillet
- I know, right?
- Lowkey
- My bad
- No cap
- Oh, snap!
- Psych!
- Rent-free
- Ridonkulous
- Rizz
- Skibidi
- Slaps
- Sus
- The bomb dot com
- Throw shade
- Woot!
- Word
- Yadayadayada
- Yeet
- YOLO
- You go, girl!
- None of them
Would you watch a TV game show “can you beat 99 randos?” where 100 people propose something they could beat all the others at, and one of them is then selected by the producers?
- Yes
- No