Which of these do you use when folding a towel?
- Chin
- Teeth
- Chin and/or teeth
- Neither chin nor teeth
- I don’t fold towels
- Other
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Which of these do you use when putting a pillow into a pillowcase?
- Chin
- Teeth
- Chin and/or teeth
- Neither chin nor teeth
- Other
- I don’t put pillows in pillowcases
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In a typical office environment, what do you consider to be the earliest acceptable time to schedule a meeting?
- Before 8:00 am
- 8:00 am
- 9:00 am
- 10:00 am
- After 10:00 am
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What methods of transportation have you used to get to work in your life?
- I’ve never had a job or I’ve always worked from home or this question doesn’t apply to me for some other reason
- driving or riding in a car, motorcycle, or other privately owned motor vehicle
- taking public transit (bus, train, ferry, etc)
- riding in a taxi or rideshare
- walking or using a wheel chair
- using some sort of wheeled device like a bike, skateboard, roller skates, or something along those lines
- something else
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If you see a job listing you are interested in, and it says, “Competitive salary”, what is your reaction?
- Attractive benefit
- Meaningless boilerplate
- Red flag
- Something else
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Follow up to yesterday’s poll: Say you’ve got a daily morning meeting with your team. In your time zone, the meeting falls after whatever time you picked in the previous poll. Then some new people join your team. They work from a different site, in a different time zone. For them, the meeting falls before that time. Assume the time zones are close enough that it’s possible to find a time that’s within everyone’s normal work day, I’m not talking about something like California and India.
Do you:
- Keep the meeting at the same time it’s always been, and just expect the new team members to show up at that time, even though it’s early for them.
- Reschedule the meeting so that it’s within normal work hours for everyone.
- Something else
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You are the driver of a car and your hand is outside the open window. Why?
- I want to feel the wind with my hand, to feel the speed.
- I am drying my nail polish.
- I am showing off my fancy nails, or fancy watch, or fancy ring, or fancy tattoos or something.
- My hand is holding a cigarette and, while I don’t mind having smoke in my lungs, I sure don’t want smoke in my precious car!
- I am tall and the window sill is a better armrest than the actual armrest.
- Another reason
- I don’t hang my hand out the window while driving.
- I don’t open my window while driving.
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How often do you check the headlines for the news?
Just consider the headlines; it doesn’t matter if you read any stories.
The options are sorted so please choose the first one that applies to you.
- constantly (∞)
- multiple times per hour (n/hr)
- once per hour (1/hr)
- multiple times per day (n/day)
- once per day (1/day)
- multiple times per week (n/wk)
- once per week (1/wk)
- multiple times per month (n/mo)
- once per month (1/mo)
- multiple times per year (n/yr)
- once per year on my birthday to see if I am still alive (1/yr)
- almost never
- never, I am the headlines
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“It’s all downhill from here” means…
- It’s going to get worse.
- It’s going to get easier.
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You are making a bed. The top (flat) sheet has a “good” side, with a visible pattern printed on that side, flatter seams, etc. How do you lay down the top sheet?
- With the good side up
- With the good side down
- I ignore the good side and just place it randomly
- I’ve never encountered a sheet with a good side, so I don’t know
- Something else
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Best film whose plot centres on male-to-female cross-dressing?
- Big Momma’s House (2000)
- Big Momma’s House 2 (2006)
- Juwanna Mann (2002)
- La Cage aux Folles (1978)
- Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
- Nuns on the Run (1990)
- Psycho (1960)
- Some Like It Hot (1959)
- The Birdcage (1996)
- To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995)
- Tootsie (1982)
- White Chicks (2004)
- some other film not listed here
- I don’t know any of these films
- I don’t like any of these films
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You do laundry & take the bath towels out of the dryer. How do you make the first fold of a bath/shower towel
- First fold is vertical/lengthwise
- First fold is horizontal
- I don’t fold the towels, another household member does the laundry
- I don’t fold the towels, we have a maid / domestic help who does the laundry
- I don’t fold the towels, they immediately get hung back on the towel rack/hook
- I don’t fold the towels, they get rolled
- I don’t fold the towels, they just get wadded up in a ball
- I don’t fold the towels, I drip dry
- I don’t fold the towels, I don’t take a shower or bath at home, I do it at the club
- I don’t fold the towels, I don’t shower or bathe.
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Wristwatch:
- I am older than 50 and sometimes wear one
- I am older than 50 and don’t wear one
- I am younger than 50 and sometimes wear one
- I am younger than 50 and don’t wear one
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Wrist watch:
For this poll, a “smart watch” is a wrist-worn device that counts steps, tracks your pulse, your sleep, navigates, and/or shows you phone alerts so long as it can also tell time. A dumb watch tells time, and might also show the date or give time-based alarms, or add two numbers, but doesn’t do any of that other stuff.
- I never wear a watch
- I occasionally wear a smart watch
- I occasionally wear a dumb watch
- I usually wear a smart watch when I’m awake and about
- I usually wear a dumb watch when I’m awake and about
- I generally wear a smart watch when i sleep
- I generally wear a dumb watch when i sleep
- Something else
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Do you go to consumer sales shows that charge admission fees (auto, boat, RV, home, etc.)?
- Every year
- Only if I’m currently in the market for a new ___ (car, boat, RV) that that show has
- Only if I get free tickets
- Meh, if I’ve got nothing better to do
- It’s part of my job to be there
- I going for the entertainment (Where else can you see a waterskiing squirrel?)
- Nope, no way, uh-uh.
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When dining out, how often do you order dessert?
- Never or almost never
- Seldom
- 50/50-ish
- Usually
- Always or almost always
- I don’t dine out
- It depends / other
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Where you grew up, which were acceptable nicknames for “refrigerator”?
- fridge
- fridgerator
- icebox
- other
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Can you recite the Oath of the Green Lantern Corps from memory?
- Yes
- No
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When dining out, how often do you order an appetizer?
- Never or almost never
- Seldom
- 50/50-ish
- Usually
- Always or almost always
- I don’t dine out
- It depends / other
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Are you constitutionally eligible to run for U.S. president? (age 35 or older, American-born, lived in the USA for at least 14 years)
- No
- Yes
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If not, are you eligible to run for president/head-of-state of a non-USA country?
- No
- Yes
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