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Inspired by Call the Midwife
You’re nine months pregnant and you tell your husband you’re in labor. He tells you it’s only half time for his favorite sport’s annual final game, and he’ll bring you to the hospital as soon as the game is over.
How do you react once you’ve recovered from the birth?
- file for divorce
- do a murder
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- I have a cat that loves belly rubs
- I have a cat that tolerates belly rubs
- I have a cat that hates belly rubs and will tear your hand to shreds it you even think about it
- I have a dog that loves belly rubs
- I have a dog that tolerates belly rubs
- I have a dog that hates belly rubs
- I have another animal that loves belly rubs
- I have another animal that tolerates belly rubs
- I have another animal that hates belly rubs
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You are offered the opportunity to be alone in a room with either Putin or Trump for one minute. You may not have physical contact with them but you are free to verbally abuse the guy of your choosing (interpreter included, if necessary). What is your choice?
- Trump
- Putin
- Neither, they are both fine chaps
- Neither. They are not fine chaps but I decline the opportunity
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Below are the top 10 movies in the American Film Institute’s “100 Years…100 Movies (10th Anniversary Edition)” list, from 2007. Which of these films have you seen?
- Citizen Kane
- The Godfather
- Casablanca
- Raging Bull
- Singin’ in the Rain
- Gone with the Wind
- Lawrence of Arabia
- Schindler’s List
- Vertigo
- The Wizard of Oz
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What is your favorite vice?
- Eating too much
- Too much beer
- Too much hard liquor
- Abusing prescription drugs
- Illegal drugs
- 'Way too much sex
- Other
- I’m not telling you
- Hinduism/Atheism
- Dangerous driving
- Smokin’ the reefer
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A genie will, if you give up your favorite vice, extend your life for another five healthy years. Do you accept?
- Yes
- No
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If you answered “no” on the previous poll, how many more years of healthy life would you require before giving up your favorite vice?
- Ten years
- Twenty years
- I want immortality, dammit
- I would never, ever give up my favorite vice
- Thirty years
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You’re a doctor, surgeon, nurse or dentist. Would you prefer that a lot of your patients be your family, friends, coworkers, relatives… or not?
- Yes, I want a lot of my patients to be people I know
- No, I’d rather my patients be strangers I don’t know
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Which is your favorite burger chain, of the Big 3?
- Burger King
- McDonald’s
- Wendy’s
- I like them all equally
- I dislike them all equally
- I don’t have a strong opinion on any of them
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Favorite M&Ms variety (you can only choose one)
- Plain
- Peanut
- Peanut Butter
- Fudge Brownie
- Caramel
- Pretzel
- Crispy
- Almond
- Dark Chocolate
- Coffee Nut
- Mint Dark Chocolate
- White Chocolate
- Some variety that Karen is not aware of and didn’t see on the M&Ms website
- Yuck to all of these
- What are these M&Ms of which you speak?
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Hey, lobotomyboy’s snacks poll results display seems to be fixed!
- Yay!
- Whu?
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Your workplace provides for three paid days off for bereavement in the event of a loved one’s death. Someone in your life who qualifies had died, but there will be no memorial service and there is really nothing going on related to the death for which you would require time off from work.
- I will take my three paid days off, thank you
- I will take zero paid days off as they are not needed
- Other (take 1-2 days, depends, etc.)
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Rate Bill Clinton’s record in the White House, all in all.
- Great
- Good
- Average
- Poor
- Very bad
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Rate George W. Bush’s record in the White House, all in all.
- Great
- Good
- Average
- Poor
- Very bad
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Rate Barack Obama’s record in the White House, all in all.
- Great
- Good
- Average
- Poor
- Very bad
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Rate Donald Trump’s record in the White House, all in all.
- Great
- Good
- Average
- Poor
- Very bad
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Socks:
- I feel naked without them.
- I wear them all the time, but I don’t HAVE to have them.
- I wear them, or not, as is situationally appropriate.
- I’m fine wearing them when I must, but I would rather not.
- Hate them. Feels like foot prison.
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You can declare one word to be King of Words for 24 hours.
- blubber
- bumpkin
- foolscap
- guff
- gurgitate
- rumpus
- boobalicious
- Bert Lahr going “nyah-nyah-nyah”
- A Stooge noise of your choosing
- ambisinistrous
- gack
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Did you choose “rumpus” because of The Great Rumpus Cat?
- Yes
- No
- The what now?
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