Do you intentionally eat Mexican food on Cinco de Mayo?
- Yes - always or often
- No - never or seldom
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Should Russian athletes be banned from sports events like Wimbledon and the Boston Marathon (which they have been?)
- Yes, ban all Russian athletes until further notice
- Only the ones who are pro-war should be banned, the anti-war ones should be allowed to play
- No, even the pro-war ones should be allowed to play
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The black jelly bean
- Love 'em. Save them for me. Seriously.
- I don’t hate them, but not my favorite. I’ll eat 'em.
- I’ll eat them, but definitely last.
- Dislike them. Usually just throw them away. Would eat only if I was literally starving.
- Despise them. I imagine them as the only available food in Hell.
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Inspired by this thread: Is it safe to jump up and down in elevators?
- I have jumped up and down in an elevator and I have seen at least one other passenger jumping
- I have jumped up and down in an elevator but I have not seen any other passenger jumping
- I have not jumped up and down in an elevator but I have seen at least one other passenger jumping
- I have not jumped up and down in an elevator and I have not seen any other passenger jumping
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The worst national leader of all time.
- Adolf Hitler
- Pol Pot
- Mao Zedong
- Josef Stalin
- Somebody else before 1900
- Somebody else since 1900
- Saddam Hussein
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If Trump was listed on the above poll, how many votes would get get?
- None
- 1 to 20%
- 21 to 50%
- 51 to 70 %
- above 70%
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Pick your superpower!
- Mind control
- Flight
- Super strength
- Telepathy
- Weather control
- Breathing underwater
- Talking to animals
- Phasing through solid objects
- Bulletproof
- Other
- Super fast
- Teleportation
- Super hearing
- Super vision
- X-ray vision
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The best part about being POTUS (pick as many as you like)
- Flying on Air Force One
- Flying on Marine One
- Learning the truth about UFOs, Area 51, the Kennedy assassination, etc.
- Schmoozing with famous people
- Living in the White House
- Servants at your beck and call
- Advocating for issues and policies important to you
- Press conferences
- Making speeches
- Knowing you’ll be in the history books
- Other
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When you hear a dog barking continuously for 3-6 hours a day, every day for – let’s say – longer than a week, what do you think?
- Awww, the most beautiful sound in the world – doggy!
- That dog seems very happy
- Hmm, that dog sounds unhappy.
- What can’t that dog’s owners make it happy?
- Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
- I wish my superpower was “dog silencing”
- I wish my superpower was “dog silencing” <heh heh heh>
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Someone says to you: “I am going to make you a fruit salad; are there any fruits you don’t like?” You would:
- Rattle off a list of fruits you don’t like, because this list is easily accessible to your brain.
- Start thinking of all the fruits and ask yourself whether you like each of the fruits you can remember.
- Start thinking of all the things you don’t like and ask yourself whether each thing in that list is a fruit.
- Get way off track wondering whether coconut is a fruit.
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Is coconut a fruit?
- Yes
- No
- Beats me
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As of May 2022 do you regularly wear a facemask for any part of your life that you would not have done so in 2019, (i.e not performing surgery etc)
- Yes
- No
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Onion rings vs Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion
- Onion rings
- Outback Steakhouse Bloomin’ Onion
- I’ve never had a Bloomin’ Onion but I’m assuming it’s better than just onion rings
- I’ve never had a Bloomin’ Onion and it looks gross
- What the hell is a “Bloomin’ Onion”?!
- “Onion rings” is so vague the question is invalid
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I have consumed a deep fried onion at:
- Outback Steakhouse
- At least one non-Outback establishment
- Both of the above
- None of the above
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As of today, the Supreme Court’s draft majority opinion was leaked, indicating it will overturn Roe vs Wade. The official decision won’t come until 1-2 months from now. There will be intense public pressure from now until then. Do you think at least one justice will switch sides?
- Yes, at least one justice will defect, and Roe will be preserved
- No, nobody will defect, and Roe will be overturned 5-4
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If Roe vs Wade is overturned and it leads to abortions being much more difficult to get in many parts of the country, will women be pickier about the men they choose to sleep with?
- Most will be more selective
- Some will be more selective
- Most won’t be more selective
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If Roe vs Wade is overturned and it leads to abortions being much more difficult to get in many parts of the country, will women be pickier about the men they choose to vote for?
- Most will be more selective
- Some will be more selective
- Most won’t be more selective
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Which is you preferred method of traversing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool?
- Row
- Wade
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As of May 2022 how many people do you see in public wearing a facemask that would not have done so in 2019, (i.e not performing surgery etc)
- Under 25%
- 25 to 50%
- 50 to 75%
- Over 75%
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Now or whenever you turn 65, you would like to be knows as:
- senior citizen
- senior
- aged
- pensioner
- retiree
- old fart
- Methuselah
- geriatric
- golden-ager
- old person
- my name
- no need to shout, I hear you fine
- venerable
- ancient
- over the hill
- not dead yet
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If Roe v. Wade is overturned, do you expect your state will further restrict or ban abortion?
- Yes
- No
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