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“Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate”

  • Wow, I haven’t heard that in a long time, but I know the meaning and context.
  • I still see this phrase a lot, so I know the meaning and context.
  • I guess I can figure out the meaning, but I don’t know the context.
  • I don’t know the meaning or context of this.

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  • Hot Wheels
  • Matchbox
  • I was never into those
  • What?

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It’s Cinco de Mayo. Did you eat any Mexican food today?

  • Si
  • No
  • I eat Mexican food every day.
  • I forgot Cinco de Mayo fell on May 5th this year.
  • I swore an oath to never eat Mexican food. They know why.
  • I don’t know. Does Taco Bell count?
  • I don’t know. Does a bag of Fritos count?

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Does El Pollo Loco count as Mexican food (the chain was founded in Mexico after all)?

  • Yes
  • No

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Your spouse is an uncontrollable shopaholic, spending like there is no tomorrow. One day you come into possession of billions of dollars. Do you give them a small chunk of it (still many millions of dollars) and sit back in sheer morbid curiosity to see what will happen over the course of a month?

  • yes
  • no

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When do you consider yourself “at work”?
  • When I’m within sight of the property.
  • When I’m physically on the property.
  • When I’m inside the building.
  • When I’m actually at my desk/workstation, ready to work.
  • Whenever I feel like it.
  • Never. (I don’t work)

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Do you work:

  • in a fixed office or offices
  • at sites relevant to your employer (like an insurance underwriter who needs to look at the damaged property)
  • at home
  • something else

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Have you ever worked at a retail or food service (e.g., restaurant) job?

  • I’ve worked at a retail job in the past
  • I currently work at a retail job
  • I’ve worked at a food service job in the past
  • I currently work at a food service job
  • I’ve never worked in retail or food service

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Your primary motor vehicle: cleanliness
  • It’s like a mobile trash dump.
  • It’s a chaotic mess, but not entirely trash.
  • It’s a chaotic mess, but very little or none of it is trash.
  • It’s messy, but someone could ride with me if I shifted some things around.
  • It’s messy, but it could be cleaned up in under 10-15 minutes.
  • There’s some unorganized mess, but you would probably not be disgusted by it.
  • There’s some stuff, but its more or less organized.
  • There’s a few things, but it’s all clean and neatly organized.
  • It’s pristine. You might think I literally just bought it an hour ago.
  • I have multiple motor vehicles I consider my “primary” and I maintain them in different states of cleanliness.
  • I don’t have a motor vehicle, but I still want to vote.

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“Garbage” is wet and usually organic, while “trash” is dry everything else.
  • I fully agree with that statement.
  • It’s more nuanced than that, but that’s mostly correct.
  • They mean the same thing to me. I use them interchangeably.
  • I distinguish between them, but in a different way than that.
  • That is completely wrong.
  • The word you’re looking for is “rubbish.”

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If you think “garbage” and “trash” mean different things, where are you from?

  • New England
  • Mid-Atlantic
  • Southeast
  • Midwest
  • The Rocky Mountains
  • Southwest
  • Pacific Coast
  • I think “trash” and “garbage” mean the same thing and I want to vote.

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That thing you cook on outside—sometimes it’s charcoal, sometimes it’s propane, sometimes you even hook into your home’s natural gas—what do you call it? Choose as many as you use.

  • It’s a grill
  • It’s a bbq
  • It’s a bbq grill
  • It’s a bbq pit
  • Other
  • Bacon

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If you were Joe Biden, would you visit Zelensky in Kyiv right now?

  • yes
  • no

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After you click on the Reply button, assuming you use the preview window while typing, do you review the post again?

  • Sometimes
  • Always
  • Nevery

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Your spicy hot food threshold: Which of these is your “top” level?
  • Zero. I think ketchup is spicy.
  • Extremely low. Easy on the black pepper!
  • Low. Frank’s Red Hot sauce is pretty spicy. I’m wary of jalapeno poppers.
  • About average I guess. I like regular strength hot sauces like Tabasco but I wouldn’t go any hotter than that.
  • High. I seek out the “hotter” version of hot sauces.
  • Very high. At Indian restaurants I order the vindaloo and tell them to “make it like it’s for you.”
  • Extremely high. I’m confident I can handle it as spicy as you can make it.
  • Impenetrable. You can’t make it spicy enough for me. Many have tried, all have failed!

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Can you do The Hustle?

  • Yes I can.
  • I used to be able to, but I doubt I could do it now.
  • No, I never learned.
  • Never heard of it.

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Can you do The Hustle?
  • I don’t know, i’ve never tried.

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Would you rather:

  • Take a 20% pay cut but work your dream job with your dream boss at your dream company
  • Take a 20% pay raise and work at your present job with a new (horrible) boss at your present company

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“Barbecue” is:

  • A noun, meaning a device for cooking food outside over high heat directly over a flame, typically either charcoal or gas.
  • A verb, meaning to cook food outside on the device described in the above definition
  • A verb, meaning to cook meat slowly over low heat.
  • A noun, meaning meat that has been cooked slowly over low heat (eg. pulled pork, ribs, Texas style brisket).
  • A noun, meaning a pit where meat is cooked slowly over low heat.
  • A noun, meaning a party at which food is cooked outside.
  • An adjective, describing any food with barbecue sauce or similar flavoring (eg. potato chips)
  • Something else

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Generally, which type of course would you rather take, grading-wise?

  • one centered around taking exams
  • one centered around writing papers

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