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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1486

Do you suppose that we were supposed to answer MMM’s whiplash poll ironically, for instance, mark Yes when we mean No and No when we mean Yes?

  • Yes, by which I mean No
  • Yes, by which I mean Yes
  • No, by which I mean Yes
  • No, by which I mean No
  • I am so confused I need to go to bed. Or drink.

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1487

Mount Rushmore of Stand Up Comics - The FInals. Vote for 4.

  • Lenny Bruce
  • George Carlin
  • Dave Chappelle
  • Bill Cosby
  • Rodney Dangerfield
  • Jim Gaffigan
  • Mitch Hedberg
  • Norm Macdonald
  • Steve Martin
  • Eddie Murphy
  • Bob Newhart
  • Patton Oswalt
  • Richard Pryor
  • Don Rickles
  • Joan Rivers
  • Chris Rock
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Robin Williams
  • Jonathan Winters
  • Steve Wright

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1488

As a followup to the latest Gallup poll showing a continuing decline in the number of Americans professing belief in God, a question for Dopers:

Do you believe in God?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Not sure
  • I believe in gods
  • I don’t believe in anything, nothing is free

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1489
  • There’s Klingons on the starboard bow
  • It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it
  • It’s worse than that, he’s dead, Jim
  • We come in peace, shoot to kill
  • Ye canna change the laws of physics

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1490

Are you unwilling to answer a question about whether you believe in God without first seeing a definition of what the questioner means by God?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Other

0 voters

1491
Choose up to 1 option.
  • ← Pick this one.

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1492

Do you wonder, reading these polls about cars not fitting into garages, about where that is a problem, and how common it might be?

  • Yes - garages have always seemed adequate to me
  • Yes - I simply don’t care that much about garages, and find these questions puzzling
  • No - of course garages are too small. How can you not have noticed?
  • No - not my problem, but I assume it’s a problem for @lobotomyboy63 and perhaps @WildaBeast
  • 42

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1493

Mark all the things that you believe

  • God created the universe in 7 days, about 6000 years ago.
  • Lightening bolts are thrown by Zeus personally.
  • Lightening bolts are thrown by Thor personally.
  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster messes with carbon-dating results with his noodly appendage.
  • Glooskap created the islands in the Bay of Fundy by throwing rocks at a giant beaver.
  • Demons can only travel in straight lines and are thus easily thwarted by zigzag bridges.
  • None of these

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1494
Pick One.
  • Pick me
  • No ! No ! pick me !
  • Ignore those 2 - pick me.

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1495
  • John
  • Paul
  • George
  • Ringo

0 voters

1496
  • The Beatles
  • The Rolling Stones
  • Bacon

0 voters

1497

Which do you fear more?

  • snakes
  • spiders
  • centipedes

0 voters

1498

Snakes… why did it have to be snakes?

  • Exactly

0 voters

1499
  • Bingo
  • Bango
  • Bongo
  • Irving
  • I prefer the Honeybees
  • What the heck is this even about?

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1500
Do you vote in the polls that only offer one option?
  • Yes, always
  • Sometimes
  • No, never

0 voters

1501

Do you ever answer polls where none of the answers really fit, when there’s not a “no” or “never” or “bacon” option?

  • Sometimes
  • Always
  • Never

0 voters

1502

Are you voting in this poll?

  • Yes
  • No

0 voters

1503
Leftover spaghetti and sauce:
  • I put away the pasta and sauce separately.
  • I combine them for storage.
  • I combined them before serving; separate’s not an option.
  • There’s no such thing as “leftover spaghetti and sauce” at my house.

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1504

The Universe

  • Rules
  • Sucks
  • Something in between

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1505

Over the past handful of years, let’s say five so definitely beginning pre-supply chain issues, the sort of in-store bread and rolls you can pick up at the grocery store:

  • haven’t changed markedly in quality & taste
  • taste better than they used to
  • aren’t as good as they used to be

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