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Your airplane drink:

  • Coffee
  • Tea
  • Soda
  • Mixed drink
  • Cranberry juice
  • Orange juice
  • Tomato juice
  • Apple juice
  • Water
  • Nothing for me, thanks…when do we land?
  • I don’t do airplanes

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Do you have a drink that you like to order on airplanes but never or rarely drink on the ground? E.g., I often order ginger ale on planes, but I pretty much never drink ginger ale anywhere else.

  • Yes
  • No
  • I told you, I don’t do airplanes.

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Am I the only one who drinks wine (or beer for that matter) on airplanes?

  • Yes, it was correct to leave wine and beer off the airplane drink poll
  • No, beer and wine are common airplane drinks and should have been included.

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Is there ever a good “we need to talk”?
  • Yes.
  • Only as part of a prank.
  • No. It’s like your mom calling you by your whole name: always bad.

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If you spend the day working from home, where is your pet? Think about a typical day at home, at your work station for hours, rather than memorable over-the-top days when they’ve been uncharacteristically needy.

And please note this is a poll about what your pet(s) chooses to do while you’re working: I, for example, put my cats in another room while meeting with lecturers to record their presentations, but I wouldn’t select the barred from the room poll choice because I decided for them instead of it being prompted by their behavior

I’m working at home and:

  • My dog is avoiding me like the plague
  • My dog wanders over to me on and off all day, but politely
  • My dog sleeps quietly a few feet away from me for the most part
  • My dog comes to demand attention often (beyond meals and potty break needs)
  • My dog drives me insane with demanding behavior to the point of being barred from the room
  • My cat is avoiding me like the plague
  • My cat wanders over to me on and off all day, but politely
  • My cat sleeps quietly a few feet away from me for the most part
  • My cat comes to demand attention often (beyond meals and litter box needs)
  • My cat drives me insane with demanding behavior to the point of being barred from the room
  • My other free range type of pet is avoiding me like the plague
  • My other free range type of pet wanders over to me on and off all day, but politely
  • My other free range type of pet sleeps quietly a few feet away from me for the most part
  • My other free range type of pet comes to demand attention often (beyond meals and potty needs)
  • My other free range type of pet drives me insane with demanding behavior to the point of being barred from the room

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  • Lyft
  • Taxi
  • Uber

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What is your natural hair color?

  • Blonde
  • Brown
  • Black
  • Gray
  • Red
  • White

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Is your hair still its natural color?

  • Yes
  • No, because I dyed it
  • No, because I shaved it all (or mostly) off
  • No, because it all (or mostly) fell out
  • No, because it’s gotten grayer or whiter as I’ve aged

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How would you describe your eye color?

  • Brown
  • Black
  • Green
  • Gray
  • Hazel
  • Blue

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How would you describe your eye color (continuing @Elendil_s_Heir poll)?

  • Heterochromia (multi-color)

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Do you have any tattoos?

  • Yes
  • No

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If you answered yes to the above question, what is your age?

  • 18 or younger
  • 19-25
  • 26-30
  • 31-40
  • 41-50
  • 51-60
  • 61 or older

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If you answered no to the first question, what is your age?

  • 18 or younger
  • 19-25
  • 26-30
  • 31-40
  • 41-50
  • 51-60
  • 61 or older

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If you answered Yes to the tattoo question, at what age did you get your first tattoo?

  • Under 20
  • 20-29
  • 30-39
  • 40-49
  • 50-59
  • 60 or over

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Women Dopers, do you think a handsome man can be made even more attractive by a tattoo?

  • Yes
  • No

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Men Dopers, do you think a beautiful woman can be made even more attractive by a tattoo?

  • Yes
  • No

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Did you answer “grey” to the natural hair color poll even though your natural hair color was something else when you were younger, on the grounds that having it turn grey was/is a natural process?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Catahoula leopard dogs

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A lawyer has an inappropriate sexual relationship with a client for two years, and then lies about to a municipal court judge, a police chief and another attorney. He is caught. Independent of any criminal prosecution, what is the appropriate disciplinary sanction?

  • Six-month suspension
  • One-year suspension
  • Five-year suspension
  • Ten-year suspension
  • Disbarment
  • Private reprimand
  • Public reprimand

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The lawyer in that case got a six-month suspension: Portage County Lawyer Suspended for Lying to Court and Police About Client Affair.

What do you think?

  • Too harsh
  • Too lenient
  • Much too harsh
  • Much too lenient
  • Sounds about right

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  • I know which team won the Stanley Cup Championship on June 26, 2022.
  • I do not know which team won the Stanley Cup Championship on June 26, 2022.
  • I know which team won the NBA Championship on June 16, 2022.
  • I do not know which team won the NBA Championship on June 16, 2022.

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  • Bob
  • Doug
  • Back bacon

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Have you had Covid?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Not certain, probably
  • Not certain, probably not

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