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[ASGuy]

I’m enjoying this thread, but this will be my last contribution.

You’ve decided to take your fully restored 1964 Chevrolet Impala on a cross country tour of former U.S. Route 66. It doesn’t matter what direction you are traveling. As the song goes, you get to Amarillo Texas. You stop at some original route 66 diner. Parked outside is a 1963 Corvette Stingray. You go inside and at the counter you find Martin Milner and George Maharis eating. What do you think?

• My Impala is a time machine
• Beef, it’s what’s for dinner
• I have to ask Martin about episode 15 in season 3
• are the food prices from 1963 or 2021?
• I need a cocktail – bad
• something else

P.S. kenobi_65: tater tots, oh yeah!

[Gyrate]

Favorite member of Monty Python:

• Graham Chapman
• John Cleese
• Michael Palin
• Terry Jones
• Eric Idle
• Terry Gilliam
• Carol Cleveland
• Neil Innes
• Andre Jacquemin
• The dead parrot

[Pleonast]

My air guitar is

• Lead
• Rhythm
• Bass
• Acoustic
• Banjo

[pulykamell]

(Forgive me if I miscounted or mislabeled some of the "na"s. I’ve gone through this like four times and I keep finding errors.)

• Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye
• Na na na, nanana na, nanana na, hey Jude
• Nana nana na na na na na, nana na na nana getting jiggy wi’ it.
• Nana nana na, nana nana na nana, nana na na, nana nana na, nana nana nana na na, she’s got the look!
• Na na na come on. Na na na come on. Na na na na na come on. Na na na come on come on come on.

[FairyChatMom]

Best type of boat

• Sail Boat
• Power Boat
• Jet Ski
• Cruise Ship
• Aircraft Carrier
• Gravy Boat

[markn_1]

Which Grateful Dead lyric is most relevant to your life?

• What a long strange trip it’s been.
• Once in a while you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
• Reach out your hand if your cup be empty; if your cup is full may it be again.
• One man gathers what another man spills.
• When life looks like Easy Street there is danger at your door.
• Wake up to find out that you are the eyes of the world.
• If you plant ice you’re gonna harvest wind.
• This is all a dream we dreamed one afternoon long ago.
• I need a miracle every day.

[kenobi_65]

Favorite comedy duo

• Laurel and Hardy
• Abbott and Costello
• Burns and Allen
• Martin and Lewis
• Stiller and Meara
• Hope and Crosby
• Moore and Cook
• Bob and Ray
• Reid and Dreesen
• Smothers Brothers
• Wilder and Pryor
• Some other duo that you completely forgot about!

[Jackmannii]

In previous polls on 1) the worst person ever and 2) sports personalities you never want to see or hear from ever again, was I remiss in not including Scott Boras as an option?

• Yes
• No shit, Sherlock
• Why is this in the form of a question?

[Jackmannii]

Should pulykamell be exiled to the Land of a Thousand Dances for ignoring

Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, I need somebody to help me say it one time
Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, wo-ow!

• Yes
• Let’s say it one more time
• I like it like that

[DCnDC]

It’s “Classic Favorites” game day! Pick any 5 to play:

• Backgammon
• Battleship
• Blockus
• Boggle
• Carcassone
• Checkers
• Chess
• Clue
• Cranium
• The Game of Life
• Jenga
• Monopoly
• Operation
• Risk
• Scrabble
• Settlers of Catan
• Sorry!
• Stratego
• Ticket to Ride
• Trivial Pursuit

[Karen_Lingel]

pulykamell also missed:

• Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!
• Something else.

[Velocity]

What do you think happens tomorrow?

• Rittenhouse is guilty
• Rittenhouse is not guilty
• Hung jury/other

[Jackmannii]

What is the best comfort food?

• Pot roast
• Spaghetti and meatballs
• Fish and chips
• Cheesy grits
• Sausage and seafood gumbo
• Chicken pot pie
• Italian wedding soup
• American chop suey
• Poutine
• Chili
• Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam
• Bacon
• A sizzling rare steak dripping with the juices of life
• Steamed pork dumplings
• An enormous bowl of borscht
• A nice whitefish
• A subtle yet exquisite Bordeaux with tasting notes of acorns and leather
• Pizza
• Ramen noodles
• How could you have missed shakshuka? Everybody loves shakshuka

[pjd]

Fru gritlitz weebli-weeblinu erctone ?

• Quretoplooftonk
• Fringlemoontark

[markn_1]

On your computer, how do you have the trackpad or scroll wheel configured?

• Natural scrolling (to move toward the end of the document, you move your finger up)
• Reverse scrolling (to move toward the end of the document, you move your finger down)

[Karen_Lingel]

Are you old enough that you grunt/groan when you get out of a low chair or bend over to pick up the newspaper?

• Yes, I have been that old for a while now.
• Yes, I am just getting to be that old
• No, I am not quite old enough for that
• OK, Boomer
• What’s a newspaper?

[DCnDC]

Fictional universe you’d most like to live in (as a common person; sorry, you’re not a named character):

• DC Comics
• Discworld
• Dune
• Game of Thrones
• Lord of the Rings
• The Matrix
• Marvel
• Stargate
• Star Trek
• Star Wars
• Tron

[blue_infinity]

You and grandpa Joe have won a golden ticket to visit one these sites on opening day.

• Great Pyramid of Giza
• Hanging Gardens of Babylon
• Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
• Statue of Zeus at Olympia
• Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
• Colossus of Rhodes
• Lighthouse of Alexandria

[DCnDC]

Why did you pick “Colossus of Rhodes” in the last poll?

• I want to marvel at the engineering
• I want to see if he’s straddling the harbor mouth or not
• I just want to see how big it is
• I just want to see how big it is and scoff that “it’s not that big”

[Lumpy]

Are you a spelling/grammar nazi?

• Yes
• No
• The question isn’t phrased correctly