Polygamist ninjas attack home of witness in Utah sex assault case - subdued by man with sword

[handsomeharry]

@Count_Blucher

Two women ninjas? At once…? Shuriken.

Two women ninjas? AT once…? Lucky!

[Slow_Moving_Vehicle]

@Tamerlane

Killjoy.

This was exactly as the media presented it…and more. The conflict between the polygamist and monogamist ninja clans extends back centuries, perhaps even millenia. It just rare the they let their facade slip enough to let “civilians” get a glimpse of their secret, eternal war.

Hey, hey, careful, there! The first rule of Polygamist Ninja Clan is…

…pay your dues on time.

[Really_Not_All_That_Bright]

@Tamerlane

Killjoy.

This was exactly as the media presented it…and more. The conflict between the polygamist and monogamist ninja clans extends back centuries, perhaps even millenia. It just rare the they let their facade slip enough to let “civilians” get a glimpse of their secret, eternal war.

I think you just gave Stephanie Meyer a new book idea. Ass. Bonus points because it involves actual Mormons.

[carnivorousplant]

@Slithy_Tove

They’re vorpal Mormons.

[Ranger_Jeff]

@GIGObuster

I was expecting more like a colonel coming in and seeing that and saying to them “Right, stop That! It’s silly…”

Or a Regimental Sergeant Major.

[wedgehed]

Brig-Ham-Yung?

[jtur88]

Swords are in now,. You can always get extra media mileage out of your craziness if you flash a sword around.

[Doctor_Jackson]

Karaoke time!

Everybody was kung fu fighting
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Those kicks were fast as lightning
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In fact, it was a little bit frightening
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But they fought with expert timing
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