Poo (again): The hard to wipe kind vs. beefsteak poo

[Acsenray]

Remember that poster about the different kinds of poo?

I’m interested in exploring these two:

Clean Poo = The kind where you poo it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poo = The kind where you wipe your bottom 50 times and it still feels unwiped. So you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don’t ruin them with brown stain.

Those “clean poos” … They’re firm, they’re large, they’re nicely shaped, they arrive at a convenient time, cause little trouble, and leave little debris to be cleaned up. These are rare. It seems they only come after consumption of large amounts of beefsteak.

But we’re trying to live more healthy lives, so we turn to high-fibre diets. Those high fibre poos, though, they’re so annoying. They’re often the “wet poos,” and they just never get clean. Yes, I do the stuffing-with-the-TP bit.

What’s going on? What’s with the hard-to-wipe high-fibre poos?

[Czarcasm]

And why do I put up with this crap?

[foolsguinea]

higher protein -> harder feces, I think.

[Caricci]

In our house we call the clean ones “Luxury” because it’s a luxury not to have to wipe for a year.

The holy grail of poops. It’s clean, odor free and sinks so that you can’t find it in the toilet. We call it “Mystery” for obvious reasons. It’s a mystery whether you really did poop.

[Pithy_Moniker]

@Caricci

In our house we call the clean ones “Luxury” because it’s a luxury not to have to wipe for a year.

The holy grail of poops. It’s clean, odor free and sinks so that you can’t find it in the toilet. We call it “Mystery” for obvious reasons. It’s a mystery whether you really did poop.

No shit?

[An_Gadai]

What about Boston danglers?

[teela_brown]

@acsenray

But we’re trying to live more healthy lives, so we turn to high-fibre diets. Those high fibre poos, though, they’re so annoying. They’re often the “wet poos,” and they just never get clean. Yes, I do the stuffing-with-the-TP bit.

This is the reason those wet-butt-wipes were invented. Keep a box of 'em in your bathroom.

[Joey_P]

@teela brown

This is the reason those wet-butt-wipes were invented. Keep a box of 'em in your bathroom.

wet-butt wipes or wet butt-wipes.

I suppose it doesn’t matter.

[MsRobyn]

@Pithy Moniker

No shit?

Well, hardly any.

Robin

[Acsenray]

@teela brown

This is the reason those wet-butt-wipes were invented. Keep a box of 'em in your bathroom.

I do. The wiping is still neverending.