Muffin - it’s possible, although he might be a bit more conscientious in someone else’s house. I’ll have to watch out for that.
Old Grandpoo.
Wild Turdkey
Tullamore Doo?
Dangit! That’s my brand of whiskey and I was trying not to ruin it. shrugs Oh well, I’ve got an almost full bottle and there’d be no sense in wasting it.
A bottle of Gusano Rojo Mezcal has a worm in it.
A bottle of Tullamore Dew has __________ in it.
A: a tapeworm? :eek: 
Buffalo Trace?
Knob Creek?
Mountain Rock?
Pinch?
Drop of the Irish?
The mind boggles…
Doo-ars?
Nice try but I was only joking. I may not be full-blooded Irish from the Emerald Isle but you’d still be hard-pressed to ruin my whiskey for me.
Get the toilet nice and clean. Then, request mutual consent for a new house rule that the toilet will be equally free of your own “stuff” when each of you leaves the bathroom as when you entered it.
Actually, you might want to expand the rule to include not just the toilet but the whole bathroom, or you just may start finding his turds in the sink, shower, and trash can.
Have you explained to him that just like the un-housbroken puppy that the neighbours traded in for another dog, you will be trading him in for another husband if he can’t learn?