I’m just curious what’s next…
[ul]
[li]Holy Communion brand snack wafers: Now with 50% more divinity in every bite! [/li]
[li]Buddha Bread: Bursting with transcendence![/li]
[li]Hari Krishna Hot Dogs: Annoy someone at an airport today![/li]
[li]Islam ice cream: Submit to God’s will and ride the flavor wave![/li]
[li]Taoist Tea: The tea that can be spoken of is not the True Tea. [/li][li]Lutheran Lollypops: Nail your craving for sweets right to the door. [/li][li]Baptist Burritos: Immersed in pure beaney goodness. [/li][li]Unitarian Hard Candy: Hey, all the flavors are good. [/li]
[li]Pagan Punch: Now with 12 vitamins, minerals, and an invented history. [/li]
[li]Nihilist Necatar: Nothing can taste this wonderful. Nothing. [/li]
[li]Atheist Avocados: You’ll never believe they’re this good. [/li]
[li]Deist Donuts:Even though these tasty pastries aren’t heaven sent, we know [/li]you’ll like them.
[li]Gnostic Gnocchi: You must experience the sublime goodness of the pasta for [/li]yourself.
[li]O.T.O Flakes: Sue someone today. [/li]
[li]Catholic Candy: Not even the Pope will forgive you if you don’t try some. [/li]
[li]Pantheist Pizza: Munch on the pure undying essence of the Creator.[/li]
[li]Heracletian Beef Jerky: You never bite into the same piece twice.[/li]
[li]Plantonic Forms Snack Bar: The perfect ideal of energy and refreshment. [/li]
[li]Zoroastrian Zoo Crackers: Helping Ahura Mazda in the fight against Ahriman [/li]one tasty snack cracker at a time.
[li]Manichaeist Macaroni: Even though it’s only the flawed physical representation [/li]of a spiritual form, it’s still a quick and easy meal for the whole family.
[li]Shinto Snacks: Make the Kami jealous of all the fun you’ll be having when you open a bag of Shinto Snacks![/li]
[li]Moloch Meatloaf: Pop one in the oven today![/li]
[li]Discordian Dumplings: Now bursting with even more conflict.[/li]
[li]Hindu Hotsauce: In the Kali Yuga, flavor is important. Don’t let your sandwich be untouchable. [/li]
[li]Set’s Snack Cakes: A storm of goodness in every bite.[/li]
[li]Cargo Cult Cupcakes: Worship one today![/li]
[li]Messiah Mangos: So good, they’ll save your soul.[/li]
[li]Satanic Soda: Not that we really like it, but it’s good for pissing most Christians off. [/li]
[li]Agnostic Applesauce: We don’t know if it’s good, either. [/li]
[li]Pythagorean Pears: Conforming to the pure harmony of mathamatical [/li]perfection.
[li]SubGenius Sherbet: Stock up for X-day.[/li]
[li]Marshan Meatballs: Grok one today. [/li]
[li]Fundie Food Coloring: The only one to use. Ever. [/li]
[li]Golden Dawn Oranges: Your membership fees are due. [/li]
[li]Theosophical Popsicles: The Secret Doctrine of fruity goodness.[/li]
[li]Apocrypha Pie: Heretically good. [/li]
[li]Skeptic Sour Gummy Candies: Don’t believe they’re that good? See for yourself. [/li]
[li]Fluffy Bunny Marshmellows: They help make the world seem a little bit less scary. [/li]
[li]Hyperborean Banannas: Somewhere between the Ape and Ubermensch lies a really bitchin’ snack. [/li]
[li]Crowley Crackers: Eat what you will shall be the whole of the law.[/li]
[li]Mormon Mashed Potatoes: A recipe revealed unto us from up on high. [/li]
[li]Snake Handling Sugar: By the grace of God, now with fewer calories. [/li]
[li]Mammon Muffins: Money, money, money, money money. Oh, they’re tasty too. [/li]
[li]Scientologist Snacks: Nothing, at all, wrong with these snacks. And we’ll sue you if you say otherwise. [/li]
[li]Mystic Marble Poundcake: Have a peak experience, eat a slice today![/li]
[li]Vodoun Veggies: So fresh and tasty, you’ll make the Loa jealous. [/li]
[li]Santeria Shakes: Now in three Sainted flavors. [/li][/ul]
