What you get is a uninspired box of kix cocoa puffs and something approximating golden Grahams mixed together … it’s not horrible but sort of pointless … i just found out there’s a mint chocolate version but seems all they do is flavor the kix with mint …
there are other abominations like the Dunkin donuts cereal and crap like that … so what’s one you’ve come across?
Well, the Vaderling lurvs him some reeses cereal. Doesn’t taste even remotely like reeses peanut butter cups. Might be the barest wiff of a hint that someone suggested making it taste like reeses peices though.
Maybe.
As an afterthought.
Tastes like super sweet chocolate in a vague sort of way plus something else, more sugar maybe?
Pure marketing cash grab based on the reeses label
Puffi (Smurf) gelato in Venice, Italy. I suspected it would be terrible and it was, but I just had to. It was basically tasteless. It was a magnificent blue, though, and we found seats right under an AC vent so at least it was relaxing to eat.
Pretty much any breakfast cereal produced by Ralston in the 80s. Yeah, that Ralston, of Ralston-Purina. You probably know them from their pet food. They had a long line of licensed breakfast cereals throughout the 80s, mostly consisting of Cap’n Crunch clones in various shapes, e.g. Batman bats, Donkey Kong barrels, Gremlins, etc. They were pretty much all terrible, and the company eventually sold their cereal division to General Mills, who quickly discontinued all of these products.
Absolutely anything “edible” or “drinkable” that has a “Margaritaville” label on it. Utter, total and complete crap. And this is coming from a lifelong Parrothead. The clothing and accoutrements are OK to pretty damn good, but the stuff Jimmy licenses to be eaten or poured down your throat is the cheapest, nastiest stuff you can imagine.
I tried Swedish Fish flavored Oreos once. Never again. In fact, I’ll never eat any flavor of Oreo besides original based on that one godawful Swedish Fish flavor. I don’t ever need my Oreos to taste like anything but Oreos.
I never actually had it but Nascar Bacon is apparently a thing.
Worst actual thing I tried? Mountain Dew “Game Fuel” which came out specifically for the Halo 3 launch and was branded with Halo imagery all over it. I actually liked Mountain Dew and love Cherry Soda but this was basically syrup overload, the taste of Mountain Dew with Cherry is best tried with Mountain Dew Code Red, not this abomination.
Popeye Spinach didn’t make me super strong with big muscles. At. All.
So disappointing.
ETA, I’ve always wondered how Popeye squeezed those cans open to plop the contents into his mouth. Before super power. Have you ever tried to squeeze a can open? Virtually impossible.
Any cartoon character ice pop you see on an ice cream truck was usually terrible (although dont touch my pink panther pops …they actually tasted like pink lemonade although the gum was awful)
I remember superman peanut butter… food pantries couldn’t give it away it was worse than the USDA surplus stuff…
And the first time Reese’s peanut butter came out it was just peanut butter …didn’t taste any different than the store brand … and it was expensive 4 dollars for a jar in the 90s … mom wasnt impressed …
Well, not as disgusting as some of these entries (fish flavored Oreos?! WTF!) but it’s an awful example of a breakfast cereal attempting to be what it can never be; namely Cookie Crisp I guess it’s supposed to taste like chocolate chip cookies with milk added but to me it just tastes like bland, dry grain biscuits injected with sugar.
My first thought was “Yum, I’d love a Maple Bacon Porter donut”…
But the way you started the sentence with “Rogue Brewing has…” makes me assume you mean the flip side. A Maple and Bacon flavored Porter? That’s not too bad*, but a GRAPE ale, or a Beer with Chocolate Peanut Butter AND Bananas? That’s horrendous.
*had a Maple Porter at the MN State Fair that came with a thick piece of bacon as a swizzle stick.
Yup, beer. Bacon on a donut is weird enough for most people, putting both of those in beer. I had it and it was not my taste but not the worst beer I’ve had.
They also make the (non-branded) Beard Beer. It only sounds gross, it’s not like you’re getting a helping of dandruff.
