A couple of weeks ago I was at a wedding and delivered this toast:
It’s easy to grinnnnn
When your ship comes innnnnn
And you’ve got the Stock Market beat.
But the man worthwhillllle
Is the man who can smillllle
When his shorts aren’t too tight in the seat.
About 20 people cracked up. But one was the groom. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
I gotten some strange looks calling upon the old Billy Baroo…
Oh Billy Billy Billy…
If you call upon Billy Baroo and it flops, try breaking the tension by offering them a Fresca!
It was on that show but I don’t know if it was there first.
We also said, “one ringy dingy…two ringy dingy…” When the phone rang. I still do it today and hubby has no idea what I’m talking about.
Da.
Kind of stretching the term “pop culture” to the breaking point.
I’ve always found you don’t know you need a hotel room until you’re sure you do.
I’ve got two that I use, from the same movie, on a fairly regular basis that only occasionally get caught.
Someone asks what is your name. “Judy Finkel.”
Someone says they have something for me. “Is it a pony?”
We’ll, there is this: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8BMsDJrjZHY