I didn’t even know the guy who played Cliffy on Cheers was Catholic, let alone running for Pope.
And here I was hoping for aPope Biffy.
I’ll bet the Italians are disappointed.
I don’t know how I feel about this guy. He has the reputation of being a hard-nosed doctrinaire, doesn’t he?
I appreciate the vote of confidence, but I’m not even Catholic!
–Cliffy
Would that have led to Norm being named as a Bishop?
Woody: Beer, your Eminence?
Norm: Bless you, my son.
Would that make it holy beer? Or would it simply turn into the blood of Christ? 
Personally, I’m hoping this new guy gets the nickname “Eggs”.
Great, now I’m gonna spend the day picturing Hamm the Pig in a Pope hat…
Which raises an interesting question: If Cliffy decided he wanted to become Jewish, would it be kosher for him to do so?
Would that mean the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are “three people who haven’t been in my kitchen”?
Incidentally, the Clavens are Russian.
Their two extra teeth proves they’re the rightful heirs to the throne.
Has he announced yet whether Wile E. Coyote is the Antichrist?
Everyone keeps saying he looks like Cliif Claven! I don’t see it. He does have a bit of an Uncle Fester thing going on though…