Pope Palpatine is a Festering Grab-Ass

Originally Posted by Der Trihs
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Me ! Me ! Pick me !

Seconded. This is why I heart Der Trihs. :smiley:

Originally Posted by Princhester
Recognise my power, dammit! Why don’t you people RECOGNISE MY FUCKING POWER!

Why the hell does that remind me of Plankton? (From Spongebob Squarepants. Um - the kids watch it. I have to provide parental guidance, you know.)

Actually, I think I’d trust Bob far more.

No, we are supposed to respect him because he is a theologian and biblical scholar of the highest order who has spent his entire life in the study and contemplation of Christian teachings. That “empty theology” that you so disdain is exactly what he was giving his opinion on.

What you said is even sillier than saying we only listen to the Supreme Court judges because they wear funny robes.

The great thing about religious teachings is that they are so extensive and so self contradictory that they can justify anything. Which means that if you are a self aggrandising megalomaniac who thinks the world should “recognise your power” you can use them to say whatever you want them to say.

The bummer is though, people like myself and **Der Trihs ** are going to consider the personal choices you and your church have made about the biblical teachings you are or are not choosing to enforce or recognise, and the interpretation you are choosing to put upon them, and hold you personally accountable. We are going to refuse to let you get away with the bullshit excuse beloved by sages, mystics, religious leaders and other charlatans, namely that “all you are doing is studying and comtemplating” mystic teachings, and that your pronouncements choices about what is right, wrong and indifferent are not your own.

You know, I am not ahuge fan of His Holiness, but it takes the special kind of wit of a 12 year old boy to make little insulting names like “Pope Palpatine”. :rolleyes:

How can you be a Tucker fan when you’re not even old enough to drive or join this board? :dubious:

I’d call you an asshole, but “doodie-head” is more your speed.

Seig Hail Mary!

Now now. We only hate the delusion, not the deluded. :slight_smile:

And like I said, it’s empty. No amount of the study of theology will tell you a thing about God, because there’s no evidence to back it up; it’s simply a very large pile of empty speculation without even the ability to show that what they speculate about is possible, much less real, much less the way they say it is.

I say that I am the one true Messiah, and you should give me all your money or God will smite you. Smite, I say !

That has exactly as much support as the Pope’s opinion on what God wants; none whatsover. All that theology he studied is without meaning, because there’s no evidence underlying it. Without that evidence, his opinion of the right way to follow God is no better than that of some random six year old.

No, because they have the rest of the government to back them up, and because the law they interpret is a human created system. We don’t need faith in the law; it’s written down.

No, it takes putting a guy who looks like Palpatine into office. Lots of people refer to him that way, many of whom are not young.

Well, it’s not like he hasn’t been there before…

Usurper! I trace my roots to Og himself!

How many divisions does pope ratzi have again .

Declan

  • SMITE ! *

By definition protesting, sure. By definition dissing? Try again , ms.

This whole fuss makes me agree with the Pope less but respect him more. The differences are real & he’s not afraid to affirm them. He’s not condemning all non-
Catholics to Hell. He’s just saying that the Catholic Church is The True Church, all other churches & faiths are lacking, but God’s/Christ’s Grace still saves those outside the visible True Church. I say the same about Trinitarian Incarnational Christianity, whether it be Catholic, Orthodox, Reformed, or Other- The Triune God, of Whom Jesus is the Incarnation of the Son, is the Only Real God, all faiths which focus on other concepts of God are lacking, but God/Christ still saves many in those faiths, not because they are correct or because it doesn’t make any difference, but because of His Love & Grace.

From Wiki:

If that’s not disrespect, I don’t know what is.

:rolleyes: rightbackatcha. I am most certainly not the originator of the phrase “Pope Palpatine” and it is, shockingly enough, a common designation for him on this board. Lotsa ex-Catholics seem to take a perverse delight in using the term. (Guin being an example of one who springs to mind.) Did you miss the numerous references to “photoshopped pictures” that other posters have mentioned? Do you think that I’m somehow responsible for any of them?

And how can you have been a member of this board since 2001 and not notice the use of “Pope Palpatine” before now? :dubious:

And this make you better than me, how?

[QUOTE=DrDeth]
You know, I am not ahuge fan of His Holiness, but it takes the special kind of wit of a 12 year old boy to make little insulting names like “Pope Palpatine”. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: rightbackatcha. I am most certainly not the originator of the phrase “Pope Palpatine” and it is, shockingly enough, a common designation for him on this board. Lotsa ex-Catholics seem to take a perverse delight in using the term. (Guin being an example of one who springs to mind.) Did you miss the numerous references to “photoshopped pictures” that other posters have mentioned? Do you think that I’m somehow responsible for any of them?

And how can you have been a member of this board since 2001 and not notice the use of “Pope Palpatine” before now? :dubious:

And this make you better than me, how?

Apologies if this shows up as a duplicate post. For some reason I’m not able to add new content while doing a quote.

Reported for Tuckerfan.

:rolleyes: rightbackatcha. I am most certainly not the originator of the phrase “Pope Palpatine” and it is, shockingly enough, a common designation for him on this board. Lotsa ex-Catholics seem to take a perverse delight in using the term. (Guin being an example of one who springs to mind.) Did you miss the numerous references to “photoshopped pictures” that other posters have mentioned? Do you think that I’m somehow responsible for any of them?

And how can you have been a member of this board since 2001 and not notice the use of “Pope Palpatine” before now? :dubious:

And this make you better than me, how?

Thanks. I’ve posted an explaination of what happened here.