Pope should launch his own brand of condoms

I’m disappointed that this idea didn’t take off. Do you realize how close we were to being able to say “Does a bear shit in the woods? Does a penis wear a funny hat?”

As long as there’s a decent failure rate on them there’s no problem. I envision an assembly line of bishops sticking them with pins prior to distribution. Two pints of lager and a packet of Pontiffs please.

Yep, so they would be properly hol(e)y condoms..

Don’t they put a pinhole in every tenth one?