According to this article:
The article goes on to talk about some of the good things the good personalities did, and some of the bad things the bad personalities did. Said Sister Anthony, “It was very difficult at those times [when the bad personalities appeared], especially when the lesbian Charlotta or the drunk Lisa appeared. Charlotta would make rude, suggestive remarks to us, and one Saturday night Margarite drank all the church’s communion wine so there was none for mass the next day.”
Does anybody else get the sneaking suspicion that we’re dredging the bottom of the lake for saints? I mean, we’re talking about a woman that lost $12,000 of the orphanage’s money during a week long poker marathon and who was a prostitute for a month after joining the convent.
So, in an effort to have myself canonized, I’m going to admit that I have committed sinful actions, but each of those sinful deeds is attributable to an alternate personality beyond my control. For example, there are:
- Chet, the guy that likes to drink
- Bob, the oversleeper
- Harry, the guy that likes boobs
- Sergio, the guy that eats pizza until he makes himself sick
- Chris, the guy that cusses while watching sports
- Brian, the guy who gets hungry and starts eating the dried peas he’s supposed to be kneeling on while praying
- Barry, the guy who surfs the internet at work
- Trent, the guy who likes non-Christian music, especially the line “Shake it like a polaroid picture”
- George, the guy who makes fun of nuns