Porn is gradually becoming ridiculous

Yet they still feel the need to put a disclaimer on the label that all characters are over 18.
Come on, it’s ink on a cel or bits in a CGI package…

Well played. Full marks. :cool:

I see women with vibrators and dildos all the time in mainstream Western porn. You really “hardly ever” see them? I feel like they show up in the majority of solo scenes and that’s not even getting into the lesbian strap-on toys…they’re ubiquitous.

Porn has gotten way better since the 90s in every conceivable way. There’s more variety. The visual quality is astronomically higher. The acting is better, in the sense that there’s less awkward forced acting and more naturalistic performances. There are way more camera angles and sexual positions shown; there is typically no longer music accompanying entire scenes, music is usually limited to the intro, which I think most people find preferable. It’s better in every way, so I honestly am baffled by your assessment.

Mr Magoo porn being the single exception to this.

Oh. Don’t watch a documentary about Japanese animators, believe me.

Do NOT Google “clown porn” with the filters off(aka "Can you guess how many clowns can fit into someone dressed in a car costume?).

Also, don’t look for “Extra-terrestrial” porn nor “Pterodactyl Porn”

That’s oddly specific. On the principle that the exception proves the rule, may I infer that other forms of reptilian porn are appropriate entertainment during afternoon tea and scones with my elderly aunt?

Other forms of reptilian porn may be appropriate for tea with your aunt, but I haven’t seen any other dinosaur-related adult entertainment to make that judgement. Plus, I don’t know your elderly aunt.

There’s only one way to find out.

Is she available?

For science!

You bring the porn, I’ll bring the scones. But I don’t think I’m comfortable introducing her to manson1972 - she’s open minded, but not that open minded.

True, but on the flip side there is much, much higher chance of a gross turn-off coming out of no where. One that I will never forget made me say, “THAT DOES NOT BELONG OUTSIDE OF THE BODY!”:frowning:

I heard only the audio of “Snot Porn” on Howard Stern today. Almost threw up in my car :frowning:

Maybe there was no head on that ship, but there sure was in my fantasies of Lt. Uhura. :stuck_out_tongue:

Nobody likes being simply laughed at, but some people enjoy being satyrized. :wink:

While cartoons/hentai may become more popular, demand is likely to remain stiff for flesh & blood characters. Cosplay porn, however, might become mainstream if it isn’t already. It’s like playing dress-up, slutty Halloween costumes and porn all rolled in one. That’s probably the way in which it’s going to be anatomically inaccurate, like having large prosthetic eyes used in cosplay or costumes which have unusual proportions.

Humans took a liking to sweetness out of fruits and berries and we distilled that into refined sugar. Music did the same thing with sounds. Abstract or surreal art can do the same with sight. For an example of what that might look like when it comes to porn, look up Amouranth on Instagram which I won’t link to because it’s just on the line of NSFW. She’s like a self-aware funhouse mirror of modern sexuality.

You’ve never heard of the series of Purple Dinosaur Porn?
Volume 1: I Love You;
Volume 2: You Love Me;
Volume 3: We’re A Happy Family;
Volume 4: With A Great Big Hug & A Kiss From Me To You;
Volume 5: Won’t You Say You Love Me Two?
and the climactic Barney Cums Again: Electric Boogaloo.

There’s talk of a mashup: Barney versus The Teletubbies - The Naked Go Down.

Arguably it hasn’t changed for nearly a century. There is a compilation of early adult films called “The Good Old Naughty Days”, some dating back to 1905. And it’s surprising how many of the clips could pass for modern day plots and fetishes.

Child porn cartoons are illegal in some places. Treated the same as child porn film/ photography.

Child porn literature is also illegal in some places.

Porn is illegal in some places. I guess that bans on porn cartoons spring from the same impulse.

The essence of porn is that it depicts impossibly accessible, impossibly high-quality partners. The guys have hard bodies and huge dicks. The women are enthusiastic, good-looking (often with unnaturally large, high and firm breasts), never averse to oral or anal, and usually bisexual. So even live actor porn stars are already of above average enticement in looks and behavior. Drawn and computer generated porn just cranks this up to 11. The women can have breasts so large they wouldn’t be able to walk in real life. Or they’re so waiflike they look like nine-year olds with breasts. Legs that account for 3/5th of their total height.

Interestingly, because it’s not photorealistic, drawn porn seems to bypass much of the Uncanny Valley, depicting people who would look bizarre or repulsive if you attempted to photoshop the same features.

I stumbled upon “WTF” porn on Pornhub. Not your dad’s porno.

This is why I could never watch The Osbournes.