Delegate #1: “Why’s Donald sitting in the John?”
Delegate #2: “You didn’t hear? He’s got Norovirus clearing out his ass!”
Delegate #1: “Oh no! Don’t tell me…”
Delegate #2: “Yup… He’s squirting out both ends now!”
Weird fact: Norovirus used to be called the Norwalk Virus, named for the city of Norwalk, Ohio where the first recorded outbreak happened in 1968.
Norwalk is a half hour south of Sandusky, where all of these delegates are. It’s more than a half hour closer to Sandusky than Cleveland is.
Once the blame game starts I want to see this headline:
Hillary has Republicans shitting themselves!
Trump might count as a plague of bigmouth frogs all by himself.
For some reason this triggered a question in my mind: what if the Rapture happened, and The Donald were Left Behind?
My guess is that he would fire God.