Possible Norovirus Outbreak at RNC

Possible Norovirus Among Staffers At Republican National Convention – Consumerist

I’m interested to see what else could possibly go wrong with this convention.

When they said Trump was a plague upon the Republican party, I didn’t think they meant it literally.

That’s just some nasty, nasty shit.

And also norovirus. :smiley:

“Separating yourself from large crowds” doesn’t sound like practical advice for delegates to a national convention.

  • Boils
  • Locusts
  • Plague of frogs

If they all came from the same place, there’s a good chance that they were infected before they arrived in Cleveland.

I really don’t want Trump, or any of the other speakers, to pull a “George Bush in Japan”, but everyone else is right. What else could go wrong?

They’re too busy fleeing from people they suspect might not have the correct bits to wash their hands after using the rest room.

This video just in from the floor of the RNC.

Frankly, I’m waiting for them to start eating each other. Whether from autocannibalism or a contained Zombie Apocalypse, I don’t care.

Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving bunch

Looks like California is going for Trump.

Fortunately, prion disease isn’t likely to make much difference.

I see what you did there.

:smiley:

Hmm, is Trump a firstbornchild? We can only hope.

…rioting?
…alien abduction?
…the Rapture?

What else could? It’s only Wednesday.

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Kalahari water park? Since when has there been water in the Kalahari?

Is this the point that I can wish a plague on both their houses (Republicans and Democrats)? Because I’ve always wanted to use that line. That, and “Something is rotten in the state of Denmark,” although since I have never been to Denmark nor have any personal or business affairs associated Kalmar regions it seems unlikely that the opportunity will present itself unless the Russians ground a trash barge into the Cimbrian Peninsula. One can yet hope. I have at least managed to apply most of the insults from Macbeth in daily speech at some point, an accomplishment which pleases me to no useful end.

Anyway, as far as the RNC convention, I think if we add a former Yugoslavian model, a Russian Wolfhound, a crate of Vienna sausages, and a spiteful vampire, it would make a hell of a game of Fiasco, and I’m pleased to see that we’re already halfway there.

Stranger

FTR, I joined that company, as a temp, before the first spread of Legionaire’s. I didn’t even have to give a disposition that time. It felt good.