As part of an office gag, I would like to buy one of the monstrosities known as the Perfect Polly: Perfect Polly Pet - Official As Seen On TV Commercial - YouTube
and hack the sound chip to say rude comments in between the tweets. Is it possible to change the chip recording in this or other children’s talking toys, or else replace them with a chip of your own at fairly low cost?
I think this bird just has a whistle or something like that to make that noise. You could use the items suggested by Sailor and insert them on the toy. Or just use this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b278/