(probably not the right area, anyways)
Bush calls up Saddam and tells him “Let us look for the weapons, no strings, anywhere, anyhow, with no warning. You also treat them to lunch. Or else”
Saddam says “Or else what?”
Bush replies "Or else, we fly bombers over IRAQ 24 hours a day with huge speakers, all playing “The Greatest Hits of William Shatner” such as “Mr. Tamberine Man”(which you can hear below…if you dare)
http://www.penduluminc.com/cdart/shatner.htm
The only downside I can think of is that it might be considered a war crime.